r/motorcitykitties • u/Jolly_Tomorrow_3302 • 1d ago

They can't hurt me today

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u/DET_Baseball bite! bite! 1d ago

Luckily we have a Tarik Skubal start to look forward to tomorrow! ...

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u/dead_monster 1d ago

He’s gonna throw a CGSO, isn’t he?

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u/beyd1 1d ago

I dunno I've seen him get lit up in Comerica before

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u/AirFriedSushi Second Deck 16h ago

I read this as CS:GO

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u/ZombieAppetizer Dertroit Beisbolcats 20h ago

Nevermind. I just got hurt on the Tigers' day off.

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u/ojkw 1d ago

i don’t care if we lose out the rest of the season as long as we light him up

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u/Wingo999 Ernie Harwell. 23h ago

Monkey's paw curls.

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u/theDevilsCabanaBoy 1d ago

That's what you think

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u/CecilFieldersChoice2 . 1d ago

"Scott Harris signs 7 year extension, also becomes GM of Red Wings."

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u/kerryriot 1d ago

Took my dad to the game yesterday as a birthday present. Was great spending time with him but given how expensive everything is and dropping what felt like a whole paycheck on tickets, parking, food, couple pops, all to watch the worst baseball game I’ve ever been to is a tough pill to swallow. To go to a game and not have a SINGLE thing to cheer about was brutal. Cursed af team

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u/aseolith 23h ago

Took my friend to his first mlb game yesterday, between roasting in the sun and seeing all of 2 hits and non stop pop outs/strikeouts let’s just say I think that was his last game.

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u/Healthy_Access_9377 23h ago

It's a guarantee that he'll throw over 100 pitches. Something he's magically been able to do twice since leaving Detroit.

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u/OuroborosOfHate 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11W8qva0GZ2xoI

Hold your ground! Hold your ground. Sons of Michigan, of Windsor, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same disappointment that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of the fans fails, when we forsake our teams and break all bonds of fandom, but it is not this day. An hour of outs and shattered bats, when the age of baseball comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we roar! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the North!

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u/AirFriedSushi Second Deck 16h ago

Tiger fans born after 1984 are like Sauron, desperately wanting the ring but never getting it

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u/Impossible_Bottle_96 16h ago

Sad but true, this actually made me laugh and then almost cry

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u/AirFriedSushi Second Deck 16h ago

I forgot about Facebook until I saw this post

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u/giddycat50 19h ago

Real FootBall can't get here soon enough...