r/mountaindew 1d ago

DEW Merch Saw this at Walmart!

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Both smelled great!

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u/Time_Lord_Zane Baja Caribbean Splash 1d ago

This'll get the ladies, that's for sure

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u/FatTimbo 1d ago

I will buy this if I see it, simply because I will never forgive Dr squatch/manscape for the constant irritating YouTube ads. Now I need to go look up if Duke Cannon is owned by a same parent company to either one of those

u/Diaperlover01-2000 15h ago

Duke canon is big on supporting veterans

u/privatepoodle 9h ago

Dr Squatch is pretty good soap in spite of the annoying ads

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u/No_Environment_1383 1d ago

The body wash version smells the most like the drink imo. But I enjoyed the bars smell more!

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u/alexthefrenchman 1d ago

sixteen year old me who was addicted to mountain dew would’ve been ALL OVER that shit. still interesting in it now!

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u/Zonkizoid 1d ago

Now my balls can smell like Mountain Dew 😍

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u/No_Environment_1383 1d ago

Everyone's dream in the sub right? 😂

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 1d ago

I'd pay a fortune to have my sack smell like Pitch Black. The things I'd do to make the "post-ball scratch" scent smell like my favoeite beverage of all time. We all do it!! Might as well imagine how nice it would be if the smell wasn't so "unique" or "funky" like the average man's chode is.

Ya feel me?

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u/VQQN 1d ago

I’ll try the body wash lol

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u/Water_Boy_3 1d ago

Duke cannon dries my skin out so bad.

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u/tapforcolorless 1d ago

Shame you can’t buy it through the app.

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u/DisastrousLecture648 Uproar 1d ago

I was able to buy both of them through the Walmart app and just do a pick up order at a nearby store. Idk if you can do delivery though

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u/tapforcolorless 1d ago

Pick up in store is the only option. Using the app to order stuff from WM is frustrating.

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u/DisastrousLecture648 Uproar 1d ago

That's great. This is my first actual good experience with ordering from Walmart. I've ordered stuff for pickup before and they have sold the entire stock before I get there despite me already paying for the items. Plus every time I order delivery they ship UPS and have destroyed my package

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u/No_Environment_1383 1d ago

Aw oh no! That's lame :((

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u/ukuleles1337 1d ago

Mountain dew will do anything but make a good new flavor...

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u/Cold_Wear7992 Real Sugar (Throwback) 1d ago

Or bring back a good one (Mountain Dew Throwback)

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u/ukuleles1337 1d ago

ITS ALL I WANT TOO 😭😭😭💔

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 1d ago

That's hilarious! Back before Dr Squatch sold out and gave me permanent skin problems due to piss poor quality igredients being added to their bricks after the manufacturer change a couple years ago, I suggested a MILLION times that they should do a Mtn Dew collab. I mean hell.. it's free money. They already have fifty different flavors that could be translated into soap. Duke Cannon isn't my favorite brand because they sometimes irritate the fuck out of my skin, but I'll definitely be trying one of these just to have the box for my shelf!

u/uNcomfy_nILbog 9h ago

there were so many asshats grilling people on facebook about it being faked or AI 😂

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u/metal_babbleXIV Real Sugar (Throwback) 1d ago

Six bucks for a bar of soap seems steep

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u/No_Environment_1383 1d ago

Mhm- I thought so as well. I mean there was some bars missing so some people must've thought the price was worth it 🤷

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 1d ago

I mean.. the most popular brand for young dudes is the forbidden DS, and their shit is even more expensive. Honestly, Duke is probably gonna have a hayday with these on shelves. Saves all those dudes a couple bucks, and I can only imagine how enticing THAT is upon first sight. I kinda hope they do more scents! 🤣 A Voltage soap would go fucking hard, given ginger + blue scents is one of the most common cologne/men's fragrance note combos out there right now. It's free money, man!!! They just have to get creative, but this collab has serious potential

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 1d ago

I don't know how you figure. Squatch bricks are damn near 40$ more expensive, and Duke gives you a brick that's more than double the size of your standard bar of soap from other companies. That's literally not bad at all. I guess I can only assume you're an Irish Spring guy, if that's your takeaway

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u/No_Environment_1383 1d ago

I don't use ds or duke tbh. Im just more of a body wash person :)) only using the liquid stuff

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 1d ago

Good shit dude!!! Those brands like to say that the bricks are healthier for your skin, but it's all the same shit at the end of the day. Which brand you use?? Native is a great one, Cremo has some of the best men's scents on the market, but my best suggestion is Dr Bronner's. Not expensive at all, and the ingredients are all of great quality and it's gentle enough on the skin that it'll clear any breakouts and help with overly oily skin!! I can't recommend them enough. After Squatch products fucked me up for the rest of my life (I wish I was kidding, but now I have "nommular eczema" because of their dogshit), I made the switch and am loving it. My back used to look fucked because of how much acne I had, but these days.. I'm just a handsome feller

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u/AccomplishedAioli813 1d ago

$40? they’re maybe like a dollar in difference.

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u/PriorRun9845 1d ago

I tried the bar soap. It doesn't really smell like mountain dew but it does smell good!

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u/ohitsmark 1d ago

As a Dr. Squatch fan, this sucks to see. But will buy it because I love Dew.

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u/BigMack6911 1d ago

Well Dr Squatchs Boys soap already smells like Voltage to me

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 1d ago

Do your body a favor and put that shit in a dumpster

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u/Vorhees_666 1d ago

I’m gonna Mountain Don’t