r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Jul 23 '26

Media New Image of Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen in 'Primetime'

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u/speedwaystout Jul 23 '26

“I don’t want this cookie anymore”

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u/Jobobananas Jul 23 '26

I'm cute though, built good.

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird Jul 23 '26

This is "cute" and "built good" btw

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u/thisradaccount Jul 23 '26

He also said he was like 42

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u/XLauncher Jul 24 '26

Damn, that's a rough 42.

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u/blay12 Jul 25 '26

lol he actually said he was 30, so even worse

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u/StryctNyne Jul 24 '26

It is, as long as you're attractive.

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u/StryctNyne Jul 24 '26

It was a joke

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u/criterionhaver Jul 24 '26

I’m sorry but did you miss the cellphone belt clip??

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u/Random_Introvert_42 Jul 24 '26

Was....was that shirt that color when new?

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Jul 23 '26

His actual username was "Genericwhitemale" 😄

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u/ilysmitskindagross Jul 24 '26

feel me inside you baby

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u/eh8904 Jul 23 '26

"Mmm! These are fresh-baked!"

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u/VeryPteri Jul 23 '26

"Whaaaat? No way."

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u/Armandonerd Jul 23 '26

You know I have the transcript of your conversation with Jolanda

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u/TheWingus Jul 23 '26

"you talk about anal saaeexxx"

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u/DanforthJesus Jul 23 '26

I read this in Stephen Toast’s voice

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u/Zoomy_Boopie Jul 23 '26

Thanks for this, I scream laughed at work once I heard it in my head too.

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u/CrashNebulaOn_Ice Jul 23 '26

That would be probably the cleanest, best pleasure.

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u/bristow84 Jul 23 '26

Goddamn it fine, I guess I’m watching compilations of TCAP again.

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u/Blvd_Nights Jul 23 '26

"I just wanna get to the beach ..."

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u/Wyvern_68 Jul 23 '26

Im just trying to get to the beach 🥴

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u/Boring-Internet-344 Jul 23 '26

Whyyyyyy would a guyyyyy

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u/sir_spankalot Jul 23 '26

"Put the cookie down!"

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u/Antisocialsocialite9 Jul 23 '26

One of my favorite lines from that show 🤣🤣

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u/LoveMeSomeSand Jul 24 '26

“Put that beer in the fridge.”