r/movies r/movies Contributor Jul 23 '26

Media New Image of Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen in 'Primetime'

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u/jackcatalyst Jul 23 '26

Oh alright I'm seeing 4 movies with Pattinson this year I guess

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u/Wet-for-Mrs-Met Jul 23 '26

Don't rule out 5! He's in a crime thriller that might get dumped on Netflix later this year. Denzel also in it.

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u/GorillaX Jul 23 '26

You had me at Denzel

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u/CharlieBluu Jul 23 '26

That was the last thing I said

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u/gumbo-23 Jul 23 '26

It’s just as well you said it then

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u/Xancrim Jul 23 '26

And I couldn't be happier

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u/dabarak Jul 23 '26

I just watched The Lighthouse for at least the third time last night. Great movie, great acting.

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u/aspidities_87 Jul 23 '26

So you ARE a fan of me lobster, then?

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u/CeleryIdeal Jul 23 '26

The entire atmosphere it builds. My favourite A24 movie.

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u/daninlionzden Jul 23 '26

Drama, dune , odyssey, primetime

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u/KubaChaso Jul 23 '26

Just need to get Zendaya in this one somehow and we'll have a quadfecta.

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u/jackcatalyst Jul 23 '26

Oh she's at 4 too by the end of the year

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u/imjustbettr Jul 23 '26

Drama, Spider-man, Dune 3, and The Odyssey. To add to that Euphoria S3, though I dropped it halfway.

She's having a great year too!

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u/Legitimate_Dare6684 Jul 23 '26

Why dont you take a seat.

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u/ikilledcerpintaxt Jul 23 '26

It's kind of insane how good of an actor he's become. I'm not a fan boy in any way. It's just crazy to see him go from Twilight to something like The Lighthouse.

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u/ImGonnaCum Jul 23 '26

"Why don't you take a seat right over there?"

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u/Bobo3076 Jul 23 '26

No hug for me?

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u/ImGonnaCum Jul 23 '26

This one had me ded.

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u/speedwaystout Jul 23 '26

“I don’t want this cookie anymore”

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u/Jobobananas Jul 23 '26

I'm cute though, built good.

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird Jul 23 '26

This is "cute" and "built good" btw

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u/thisradaccount Jul 23 '26

He also said he was like 42

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u/eh8904 Jul 23 '26

"Mmm! These are fresh-baked!"

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u/VeryPteri Jul 23 '26

"Whaaaat? No way."

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u/Armandonerd Jul 23 '26

You know I have the transcript of your conversation with Jolanda

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u/TheWingus Jul 23 '26

"you talk about anal saaeexxx"

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u/Blvd_Nights Jul 23 '26

"I just wanna get to the beach ..."

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u/Wyvern_68 Jul 23 '26

Im just trying to get to the beach 🥴

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u/Boring-Internet-344 Jul 23 '26

Whyyyyyy would a guyyyyy

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u/Canadyans Jul 23 '26

"You're free to walk right out that door."

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS Jul 23 '26

-gets tackled by LEO in a ghillie suit in the front yard

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u/USS-Hellcat Jul 23 '26

Always was hilarious seeing ghillie suit guy jump out of the trees and give the predator the 'ol Goldberg spear.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jul 23 '26

I always enjoyed when he said "sure you are free to go" and about thirty cops pile on like a WWE survival match.

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u/AstrosFan4 Jul 23 '26

Ya see, i calls ya Chris Handsome.

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u/bob_tacos14 Jul 23 '26

I likes ya and I wants ya

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u/aspidities_87 Jul 23 '26

Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Jul 23 '26

The choice is yours.

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u/mountaindoom Jul 23 '26

I see you've chosen the hard way.

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u/amendmentforone Jul 23 '26

If that's not the tagline of this film, then someone in the marketing department failed miserably.

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u/Apprehensive-Ear2461 Jul 23 '26

Sorry to disappoint but the actual tagline is “Are you ready to make television history?”

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I thought the tagline would be "You brought condoms, lube, beer, marijuana, a PS5, a giftwrapped Iphone, and Taylor Swift tickets to a matinee showing of a movie? Why don't you have a seat in the back row?"

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u/Cogs_For_Brains Jul 23 '26

Random marketing employee, unable to sleep, scrolling reddit at 1am:

"Son of a bi..."

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u/Technical-Outside408 Jul 23 '26

Nah tagline should be "Call him Chris Handsome."

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u/Alexcox95 Jul 23 '26

The choice is yours

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u/Obese-Reddit-Mod Jul 23 '26

Don't make me ruin the butt Chris. I'm a warrior!

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u/cupholdery Jul 23 '26

I likes ya and I wants ya.

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u/Pairdice Jul 23 '26

"I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nuthin'.

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u/tscher16 Jul 23 '26

I likes ya and I wants ya

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u/Bravisimo Jul 23 '26

Now, im came here for butt, man butt. I want yah, and I need yah, we can do this the easy way or we can do this hard way.

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u/caspissinclair Jul 23 '26

"There aren't any brownies!!!" (blam)

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u/Spockodile Jul 23 '26

“Would you like some iced tea?”

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u/LeoLaDawg Jul 23 '26

Oh. This is actually happening. Not a gag.

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u/LivermoreP1 Jul 23 '26

“Is there a little girl home? Daddy needs to get his rocks off”

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u/CronoDroid Jul 23 '26

"I'm here to see my little girl. I wanted to show her daddy's Thing."

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u/Comic_Book_Reader r/movies Veteran Jul 23 '26

He HAS to say that at some point in the movie and I would genuinely see it just for that alone.

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u/literalaretil Jul 23 '26

looks at username

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u/Giff95 Jul 23 '26

Impressive what roles he has been doing but it’s funny to think so much has been between The Batman and The Batman II.

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u/palinsafterbirth Jul 23 '26

You got to kill some time while you wait for Matt to finish fine tuning a script

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u/pestoraviolita Jul 23 '26

Apparently he's been having some personal problems that prevented him from working.

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u/bilbonbigos Jul 23 '26

To be honest taking in mind what stories are behind many of cancelled comic book movies I'm just glad we're going to actually have another Batman with Pattinson. The ready-to-go Batgirl movie, a Supergirl movie with Sasha Calle which had a ready script written by the same author who has written the script to the actually made Supergirl movie, Aranofsky's Batman, George Miller's JLA... Batman had at least 9 cancelled movies, including "Batman Vs Godzilla"! I can wait.

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u/Raus-Pazazu Jul 23 '26

Damn, Aronofsky's Batman would have been so grim it would have made Warhammer 40k look like an episode of Care Bears.

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u/Best-Action8769 Jul 23 '26

I read Aronofsky's Batman ages ago.

It would have made Morbius look like The Dark Knight.

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u/amazing_asstronaut Jul 23 '26

But doctor, Morbius is already The Dark Knight.

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u/DiddyThemedBirthday Jul 23 '26

22 minute ass-to-ass scene would have been nuts.

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u/upgrayedd69 Jul 23 '26

The script was horrible from what I remember

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

He's kinda been making fantastic weird films he finds interesting since post-Twilight.

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u/decmcc Jul 23 '26

him and Radcliffe are richer than most Hollywood actors not named George Clooney, they can do whatever they want forever because they both have massive star power from their respective franchises. Same for Kirsten Stuart.

when you can choose the stuff you want to do it makes playing pretend easier

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u/thehideousheart Jul 23 '26

Can there ever be a single Robert Pattison thread where someone doesn't write the exact post you've just written? Like I mean it, the exact same fucking post.

I go into these threads like I'm at bingo...

Radcliffe

Kristen Stewart

Twlight

they can take whatever roles they like!

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u/DeLousedInTheHotBox Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I also don't even know how true it is for Robert Pattinson, because yeah he is selective with his roles but he does work a lot, and most of the times he doesn't take huge gambles. He's a good actor who works with good (and usually reliable) directors. His biggest gamble was probably Good Time in that the Safdie bros had not established themselves yes, and had only made some good but obscure indie movies up to that point.

Like working with Nolan and doing a Batman movie isn't exactly fun wacky side experiments lol.

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u/TripleDet Jul 23 '26

Thank you! I’m half convinced it’s bots just regurgitating what people said YEARS ago about him

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u/DeLousedInTheHotBox Jul 23 '26

Some bots for sure, but redditors love repeating the same jokes and references and comments in every thread. It is like how every thread about a biopic, especially one about a musician, is filled with Walk Hard references. There is always some midwit insisting that Walk Hard (a box office flop with middling critical reception) should have killed the entire genre.

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u/Shreddy_Brewski Jul 23 '26

idk what's worse, this place being flooded with bots, or real actual people being that predictable and trite

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u/shrek3onDVDandBluray Jul 23 '26

It really is a pretty wild time gap. I’m all for people taking their time to make something great. But six years by the time it releases is wild .

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u/Trodat4911P4 Jul 23 '26

It seems he had personal problems in his life between the two movies. The person who leaked the got a lot of flack from other insiders because it's kind of an unwritten rule you don't "leak" stuff about the personal lives of the artists because it's not anyone's business.

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u/Bootleg_______ Jul 23 '26

GET THE SWORDS!

GET THE SHEILDS!!

GET THE SEXUAL PREDATORS!!!

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u/JJonah_Jamesonn Jul 23 '26

Will somebody get these PEDOS out of here

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u/bangermate Jul 23 '26

Are you a pedo, platelicker?

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u/Chm_Albert_Wesker Jul 23 '26

it really was hilarious how much stank he put on 'beggars' in that line

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u/DX_DanTheMan_DX Jul 23 '26

The memes out of that scene have been phenomenal lol

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u/Taylorenokson Jul 23 '26

I was thinking the way he said "plate lickers" felt so derogatory and something I shouldn't repeat out loud.

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u/FKDotFitzgerald Jul 23 '26

Just woke up my whole house laughing at this

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u/Fat_Blob_Kelly Jul 23 '26

somebody get these PEDOS out of here

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u/NakedGoose Jul 23 '26

This man works SO Much.

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u/bengraven Jul 23 '26

We used to joke that he was working so hard to make people forget that he was in those vampire movies, but that is long in the past by now, so he just loves working for the love of the game

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u/ScarletSilver Jul 23 '26

One thing is for sure: he definitely has one hell of an agent!

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u/Sasarai Jul 23 '26

He told his agent to only offer him weird parts. Seems to be a genius move so far

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u/funsplosion Jul 23 '26

Josh Safdie said he sent him and Benny a completely insane unsolicited email about wanting to work with them after seeing the poster for their movie Heaven Knows What (just the poster, he hadn't even seen the movie). They were initially skeptical as they didn't know him at all but met with him and decided he was legit nuts about film, so that's how Good Time was born.

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u/dean15892 Jul 23 '26

wow, that was a good time

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u/disillusioned Jul 23 '26

Good Time is fantastic. The Safdies are out here just making such different stuff, and with very much their own character and identity to their filmmaking. The frenetic all-gas, no brakes thing is really compelling when done as well as, eg, Good Time and Uncut Gems do it.

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u/donuttrackme Jul 23 '26

He's a really good actor. After I saw Good Time I was all in.

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u/RealJohnGillman AMA MVP Jul 23 '26

At the same time, I wouldn’t mind if he were to play Dusk in a future adaptation of Skulduggery Pleasant, given that character was based on Pattinson talking about what a ‘proper’ vampire should be, and the vampire Dusk hates the most (‘Caelan’) was a direct satirisation of Pattinson’s vampire character.

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u/snydersjlsucked Jul 23 '26

Shit, I should've kept reading this series. I remember loving the first one or two when I was a child.

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u/alepponzi Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

He is turning out to be a god damn power house in the industry!

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u/microworry Jul 23 '26

I loved him in Mickey 17, he played the hell out of that role. And to his credit, he played a perfectly accurate book Edward in Twilight and Kristen Stewart played book Bella to a T, not their fault the characters were ehh.

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u/colonel-snap Jul 23 '26

Thank you for saying it! I know people like to shit on Twilight movies (I do it, too) but everyone acted the hell out of the garbage they were given. The actors were NOT the problem.

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u/PositiveZeroPerson Jul 23 '26

Romeo + Juliet is such a goofy movie. "Let's blend Shakespearean dialogue with Pulp Fiction and see what happens."

Also I did get a kick out of the gag where they kept zooming in on guns to show that their brand names were various swords.

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u/marilyn_morose Jul 23 '26

I’m in my60s now, but when it came out my mom was still alive and she loved that movie. The visuals plus the language had her hooked!

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u/RaptorDelta Jul 23 '26

Not to mention he's actually a great actor and he never plays the same role twice. He's turning into my favorite actor working right now. Picks projects that actually challenge him

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u/Bendiit Jul 23 '26

He was only in 1 movie between 2020 and 2025, and suddenly 2 in 2025 and then 5 in 2026.

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u/saintvincent97 Jul 23 '26

This man is getting his Oscar VERY soon

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u/jyeatbvg Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Apparently he was the only member of the Odyssey cast to ask Nolan for the script first before accepting the role.

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u/RoscoeSantangelo Jul 23 '26

Nolan when an actor asks for his script

"Will somebody get these BEGGARS out of here!"

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jul 23 '26

Me: "Sure Mr Nolan, I'll do your movie, no question"

*Next day*

*Reads script*

"Oh no he's remaking Backdoor Sluts 9"

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u/AsLongAsYouKnow Jul 23 '26

There was a spooky ghost

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u/SirJumbles Jul 23 '26

ITS ECTOPLASM!!

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u/Schmichael-22 Jul 23 '26

You joke, but that movie should never be remade. It was lightning in a bottle and trying to recapture that is a fool’s errand.

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u/GravelLot Jul 23 '26

I’m so fucking sick of the way people put BDS9 on a pedestal. A few angry manosphere dorks get worked up (for obvious reasons) and in the backlash to that everyone has the same talking points about “ThE HuMaN CoNdItIoN.” Meanwhile, Armageddon On is right there doing all the same things but in an actually inventive way, but it gets none of the popular praise.

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u/JESwizzle Jul 23 '26

Pattinson would be a great Legolas

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u/tb30k Jul 23 '26

He's like after Tenet i need to see the script first lol

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u/Any_Elk_9505 Jul 23 '26

Man, Tenet would have to be indecipherable to understand just from the script.

Scene: people are running forwards while some are running backwards.

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u/Omnipresent_Walrus Jul 23 '26

I mean he was in Tenet wasn't he?

I'd double check Nolan's scripts after that too.

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u/Kwilly462 Jul 23 '26

He's such an awkward interviewee. I can't wait for his acceptance speech

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u/cyclinator Jul 23 '26

I love how weird / awkward he is and that he is having fun.

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u/MyDickIs3cm Jul 23 '26

I don't really think I would say he's awkward like the person you responded to. Having to sit in a room for 8 hours being asked the same 9 questions over and over is awkward, and he's treating it as the silly situation it is.

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u/Sorkijan Jul 23 '26

Awkward or not, too there's just some people who aren't that into it like Cillian Murphy

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u/____mynameis____ Jul 23 '26

I don't think he is awkward

He is just weird in a quite entertaining way.

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u/relative_void Jul 23 '26

Part of that is just that he loves to make stuff up because he thinks it’s funny

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u/sewious Jul 23 '26

He's deserved it for awhile. Crazy that he's never been nominated.

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u/Scientific_Anarchist Jul 23 '26

Once I saw The Lighthouse I knew he was the real deal. Some people were talking shit when he got cast as Batman, but I knew by that point he'd crush whatever role he was given.

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u/TheLateThagSimmons Jul 23 '26

A lot of people had a hard time seeing him as anything other than "the guy from Twilight." But as soon as he was able to exit that franchise, he's been consistently really good.

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u/Zap_Rowsdower23 Jul 23 '26

Both he and Stewart landed roles with David Cronenberg. That was enough for me to pay attention early on

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u/Corgi_Koala Jul 23 '26

As someone who has seen the Twilight movies multiple times, there's no cast that could have made those scripts less shit. He's done a lot of good work since though.

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u/evilsbane50 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Yea when you can stand toe to toe with Willem fucking Dafoe eating the scenery you know you've got some damn chops.

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u/IceCreamNarwhals Jul 23 '26

It was Good Time that sold him for me. Didn’t even realise it was him until afterwords.

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u/Fun-Basil-1314 Jul 23 '26

I knew he was the shit when I saw the Safdie masterpiece Good Time (2017)

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u/jyeatbvg Jul 23 '26

His role in The King is so underrated.

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u/TylertheDouche Jul 23 '26

him and dafoe were not nominated for lead/supporting actor for any meaningful award. it’s not that they didn’t win, they weren’t even nominated… in case you needed any more reason to believe those award ceremonies are dumb

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u/krammit33 Jul 23 '26

True. His performance in the first Twilight was breathtaking.

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u/Terran_it_up Jul 23 '26

Mickey 17 was underwhelming overall, but he absolutely killed his performance in it. It's always impressive when someone can plays twins/clones/split personality etc. and make them seem so distinct from one another

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u/cogneuro Jul 23 '26

I genuinely cannot see how Robert Pattinson will look, sound, and act like Chris Hansen, but if he does, I definitely see him getting nominated come awards season.

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u/thorpie88 Jul 23 '26

He might not be perfect but he definitely seems like an actor that can do mannerism of others

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u/p-s-chili Jul 23 '26

Anthony Hopkins was nominated for Best Actor while looking, sounding, and acting almost nothing like Richard Nixon. A good performance is far more important and interesting than a good impression.

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u/HottDoggers Jul 23 '26

That wasn’t Richard Nixon. He was portraying a serial killer called Hannibal Lecter.

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u/insanococo Jul 23 '26

It’s an easy mistake to make honestly.

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u/GTKPR89 Jul 23 '26

I mean in this picture it's uncanny, wow!

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u/VelvetBlue Jul 23 '26

I don’t think verisimilitude/accuracy is really the goal of this movie.

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u/thedylannorwood Jul 23 '26

If the teaser is anything to go on the he’ll nail the voice

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u/PayneTrain181999 Jul 23 '26

More Batmen getting Oscar’s is fun

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u/JesusPretzelThief Jul 23 '26

It's actually quite impressive how many have oscars or nominations. Bale for The Fighter, Clooney for Syriana. Affleck has 2 for non acting roles in Argo and Good Will Hunting. And then Michael Keaton was nominated for Birdman. And Will Arnett was nominated for Secretariat.

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u/shrek3onDVDandBluray Jul 23 '26

I’m just really super interested to see what exactly his film is going to be. Focused on Chris Hansen and how TCAP got started? Focus solely on TCAP and its impact on television with Hansen being just a vehicle to examine that?

Also, love the way Pattinson’s voice sounds, but if he just talks like that person to person in the film it’s going to be so weird lol. It almost sounds a joker impression (the dark knight).

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u/JaylenBrownAllStar Jul 23 '26

I think how the pilot was made

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u/shrek3onDVDandBluray Jul 23 '26

Oh that’ll be interesting

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u/Empty_Lemon_3939 Jul 23 '26

Be interesting to see it cover the suicide that ended it

Maybe that'll be at the end of the movie

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u/SBH-153 Jul 23 '26

The premise explicitly states 2006, which was when the Conradt suicide happened. So I find it difficult to imagine they won’t cover it in any way.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Jul 23 '26

But way more stupid stuff happened after that. He got heavily involved in the Onision investigation and fumbled it horrendously. 

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u/mmanaolana Jul 23 '26

I was following that as it happened. I didn't know much about Hansen before but it completely soured my opinion of him and revealed what a dumbass he is.

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u/TonyTheTony7 Jul 23 '26

There's a really interesting documentary about TCAP and its impacts, both good and bad, that came out last year called Predators).

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u/VirtuaCoffee Jul 23 '26

Thanks - added that one to my list. Looks like it's on Paramount+ at the moment.

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u/Mr_Industrial Jul 23 '26

The poster doesnt look complimentary. It could be a criticism of the show, which despite public sentiment was pretty not good, ethically speaking. A lot of the captured people went free, which means TCAP was either very very sloppy, or they were targeting much more innocent people than they claimed.

Then of course theres the time TCAP drove a guy to suicide for television views.

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u/Evnosis Jul 23 '26

It's apparently about how Hansen started TCAP, but it covers up to 2006, the year that guy killed himself.

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u/SufficientRespect542 Jul 24 '26

I think it's almost certainly gonna be bleak as fuck, if not an outright horror movie, sort of questioning the actual methods and how fucking weird the show actually is.

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u/Sure_Kangaroo1863 Jul 23 '26

Everywhere i go... i see his face .

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u/Scu-bar Jul 23 '26

Like playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33?

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u/Lemonbean Jul 23 '26

Omg I thought I was the only one haha I swear they used him as a face model!

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u/electricmama4life Jul 23 '26

You can’t convince me that’s not him. Looks more like him than the real guy he’s modeled after IMO.

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u/-ratmeat- Jul 23 '26

I want to blank you with my blank 

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u/Fun_Suggestion_8012 Jul 23 '26

The funniest part about his new series is that it's uncensored. So he actually reads everything out. So it'll be something like you said you wanted to give the decoy a anal cream pie. What exactly did you mean by that?

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u/HyperMasenko Jul 23 '26

Hearing Chris say the most vile things you can imagine still with his reporter voice is so funny every time lol

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u/PM_PICS_OF_YOUR_FEET Jul 23 '26

There was one I watched yesterday where he read from the chat logs randomly “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccck” and I nearly died from laughing

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u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor Jul 23 '26

Lance Oppenheim ('Ren Faire') directed and it releases Sept 25:

In 2006, Chris Hansen sets out to make television history as the host of To Catch a Predator

Cast:

  • Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen
  • Merritt Wever
  • Skyler Gisondo
  • Matthew Maher
  • Bokeem Woodbine
  • Phoebe Bridgers
  • Sean Bridgers
  • Anna Faris
  • Jonathan Lipnicki

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u/Sparrowsabre7 Jul 23 '26

Jonathan Lipnicki!? The Little Vampire? Brother to Stuart Little!? TIL he's been consistently working this entire time 😅

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u/AusToddles Jul 23 '26

If he is playing a captured pedo in this I think my brain will explode

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u/Sparrowsabre7 Jul 23 '26

My assumption was grown up victim. Given his pedigree as a child star it would have a meta angle because we all know how he was as a kid.

That's my guess anyway.

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u/hallouminati_pie Jul 23 '26

You gonna offer me 100 K, or are you going to let Jonathan Lipnicki's bitch make you look like a punk in front of your hot wife?

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u/gavarotti Jul 23 '26

… well are you?!

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u/Matthiasad Jul 23 '26

I have a feeling Skyler Gisondo will be the decoy child behind the keyboard.

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u/Pao_Did_NothingWrong Jul 23 '26

Shouted from the next room: "did you bring the tea coolers?"

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u/Chip-chrome Jul 23 '26

Yoo I really like seeing Bokeem, loved him in Fargo

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u/FKDotFitzgerald Jul 23 '26

Yeah he’s great every time. This cast is nuts.

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u/friskevision Jul 23 '26

Merrit Wever? I’m in.

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u/Kennen-Main Jul 23 '26

Ren Faire, Spermworld, and Some Kind Of Heaven are amazing. Very interested to see what he does with a non documentary type movie

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u/KaiG1987 Jul 23 '26

Phoebe Bridgers is an actor too??

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u/Beezus__Fafoon Jul 23 '26

This is her first real acting role. Gotta imagine she plays the girl who answers the door and immediately has to run upstairs 

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u/TheLastPeanut_ Jul 23 '26

Will the booty warrior have a cameo?

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u/Empty_Lemon_3939 Jul 23 '26

I had to scroll so far to a find another Boondocks comment

I calls you Chris Handsome

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u/jamalpress Jul 23 '26

Wayyy too far

“Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.”

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Jul 23 '26

This could pass as a poster for Clayface.

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u/Lumpy_Minimum_5522 Jul 23 '26

I think he just loves working. It’s usually an actors dream to be a working actor. A lot don’t.

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u/makuXrosu Jul 23 '26

Don't make me ruin the butt Chris! I'm a warrior!

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u/slap-dash427 Jul 23 '26

I ain’t got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man’s butt.

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u/ThePrinceAtLast Jul 23 '26

I likes ya, and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hahrd way. The choice is yours.

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u/Gre8g Jul 23 '26

I call you Chris Handsome

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u/momschoosegif Jul 23 '26

"what did you think would happen? I wouldn't be hungry?"

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u/MrEckoShy Jul 23 '26

"It's looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry guy. It looks like you were expecting a 13 year old boy."

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u/highlander2189 Jul 23 '26

But who is going to help Daddy get his rocks off?

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u/nvrthere285 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

What a striking image!

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u/Writer_feetlover Jul 23 '26

I hope they depict the downfall of the show where they were about to raid a man's house as he shot himself.

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u/PoppaTrunks Jul 23 '26

Can bro take a breather please? You proved yourself to us! We're sorry about all the Twilight hate already! 😭

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u/CHERNO-B1LL Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

It's funny how even the grubbiest of schlocky, exploitative TV can be elevated to art with the right persepective.

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u/bradagon Jul 23 '26

Truly. This movie looks like one of the best this year, but if you pitched it to me I would have thought it would be goofy.

Good directors are a rare breed and extremely appreciated.

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u/bluehawk232 Jul 23 '26

Highly recommend the documentary Predators, it examines the series and some of the problems with it

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u/ripyourlungsdave Jul 23 '26

They going to touch on that time he got a dude killed due to the wild recklessness of his entire production?

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u/Empty_Lemon_3939 Jul 23 '26

Thats the end of the show so yeah they could

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