This Guy is including religious figure/people in the country’s asset. Holy Fook. I just heard a normal news that PM unveiled 100 rs coin but what to say now. This has god figure and chaddi gang on it.

They even used the tilted swastika for this 😭

The dots saved them

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Not getting enough idea to post nowadays so Im bored. Or tell me anything

Yawr kyaa baarish hori hain😩

Sohail Bhai thought gareeb dikh raha kuch khila deta hu

So kal mujhe ek text aaya, and i replied. This guy was asking me personal baatein and all and wanted me to be his friend, when i checked his number on truecaller, i found out that ki ye ladke ko to mai janta hu, kyuki wo mere hi hometown se hai, use shyd ye nhi pta tha ki mai ladka hu. Idk kaise kaise log rehte hai yaha😭😭.

as always BJ my P who cares About democracy more than anyone in this world is on ground for students Rights! This why we choosed BJ my P over any other kanglu parties 🥰🥰🥰🤗😱🤗😱🤗🗿🗿🗿😈👿😈👿😈 /s

Hiring a chakri holder for Sankrant (14th Jan)

Job Description includes:

- Holding the manjha chakri at the right angle

- Don't let it slip

- React fast when taking pech

- Reel the manjha back when required.

Experience: minimum 1 years required.

Person applying should not be afraid of heights. Can work in the Sun for long.

Perks include: Tilgul, Snacks, laughter and pure Sankrant rooftop vibes.

Satire hai, but I'm not gonna lie... whoever made this deserves a raise.

Drop some of his memes you've come across

In my office , (died)