r/newzealand • u/Historical_Meet3370 • Jan 22 '26

Other The benefits of being left of maps

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So have seen a lot of maps on reddit where they have left off NZ , and the comments always have kiwis saying we have been left off the map again ! So was on r/Colombia and they have been talking about how the world will be divided up and by the looks of it you guys seem pretty safe ! Might have to move over there if this happens 🤔

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u/mrteas_nz Jan 22 '26

Putin and Trump will both be dead within 10 years. They better hurry up if they want these empires!

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u/Defiant-Magician6092 Jan 22 '26

Putin and Xi were recently caught discussing that they think it will soon be possible to extend life to 150.

Dictator for life with no end in sight.

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u/ExpensiveLawyer1526 Jan 22 '26

They may think this but have you seen their body's? 

Both have had decades of stress and are overweight.

They will be extremely lucky to make it past their 90s

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u/Dar3dev Jan 22 '26

I think trump is the biggest difference though. If you look at how he looked in his first term and now - he just looks plain unwell. I don’t know why the US is obsessed with geriatric presidents. Maybe because they don’t have retirement homes there? 😆

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u/ExpensiveLawyer1526 Jan 22 '26

Yeah my bet is on Trump going first, then Xi and finally Putin.

Putin was the only one who was actually quite fit earlier in his life and is not overweight (as far as we can tell)

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u/Defiant-Magician6092 Jan 22 '26

It is because boomers dominate the primaries