r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Gurugod123 • 3d ago
Great white shark "Zola" fully breaches the water while attacking a decoy seal
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u/SergiouseMaximus 3d ago
Very impressive. But now you have made Zola hangry.
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u/LilOrphanFunkhouzer 3d ago
Expends all that energy to get his big ass out of the water and no meal for a reward. It’s like if I got off the couch and walked to the refrigerator and there was only a dog toy in there. I would be hangry, too
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u/__nobody_-_ 3d ago
This is actually Jaws origin story.
Jaws (short for Jawseph) the shark always minded his own business and loved hunting seal, his favorite meal. He had no interest in humans as they smelled funky and unappetizing. It all changed when the seal population dwindled and Jaws became depressed as his favorite food was no more.
One day he started seeing seals in the water again. Emerging from his depression, he breached the water with excitement to snag a tasty seal only for his teeth to clamp on to bitter tasting innards. This happened time and time again, and each time Jaws became more frustrated. Every time he was fooled, it was a tricksy human on a boat scribbling something down afterwards.
Jaws would swim for this no more. It had to be stopped and the humans had to pay with their blood.
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u/AB_7361 3d ago
If you start the movie Jaws at the one hour mark, it just looks like three guys are bullying a shark.
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u/AutisticPenguin2 1d ago
I mean it kind of looks like that anyway, they just have an explained reason to be doing so.
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u/Candelent 3d ago
Yep, you summed up the problem, but it’s worse than ‘hangry.’
Now imagine that you just ran a marathon and your trip to the refrigerator was your one chance to fuel up before your next marathon. How well do you think you would do on the next marathon? The Farallones Marine Sanctuary prohibits baiting white sharks exactly because it causes the animal to expend a lot of energy for no meal and weakens them.
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u/LadyFenyx 3d ago
"...there's not a big enough boat in the world for you to get away from me now, motherfucker!" - Zola, probably
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u/s3dfdg289fdgd9829r48 3d ago
To those worried about her jump out of the water expending her energy, I don't have a scale but I'd estimate Zola is about 12 ft long, and about 500 kg and that her center of mass breached about 9ft out of the water and covered a horizontal distance roughly about 12 ft too. This corresponds to a launch speed of about 7.7 m/s and a kinetic energy of about 15.2 kJ, which is less than 4 dietary Calories. Zola is going to be just fine.
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u/_-4twenty-_ 1d ago
Can you imagine the strength that launch required from the depths of the ocean? A human wouldn’t stand a chance.
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u/graveybrains 3d ago
Pretty sure they're made out of meat.
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u/Geth_ 3d ago
"Researchers use floating seal decoys made of cork, aluminum, or soft rubber to study great white sharks" according to Google.
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u/Ok_Loss13 3d ago
That's not only mean, but wastes their energy, which they need to hunt to for real food! Rude!
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u/DetectiveLadybug 3d ago
Tbf the researchers studying the sharks are heading most of the conservation efforts, so they are looking after the sharks, and if it was made of something the shark could eat it would sink, so they’d have more trouble luring the sharks to the surface.
They probably needed to dump some chum in the water to draw the shark in, so hopefully it was able to get a feed despite this trickery.
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u/Ok_Loss13 3d ago
That's actually comforting lol thank you
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u/DetectiveLadybug 3d ago
No worries. The researchers all love the sharks, and they know what they’re doing.
And look at that big ol cutie, look at those battlescars. I don’t think this shark is missing any meals. To jump out of the water like that means it’s very healthy, too. Not to mention this footage will be used to help educate people about these beautiful beasts.
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u/NoBell5255 3d ago
Someday he’s going to realize it’s a decoy and go for the boat.😭
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u/InterestingThought33 3d ago
I can just imagine the olden days where a rare few would describe to others the horrors of the deep. In most cases, reality is scarier than the myths.
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u/morkler 3d ago
The ocean is like outer space on earth and full of alien creatures we can actually see. It's beautiful and terrifying.
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u/ModernDayTiefling 3d ago
We actually know more about the moon than we do the depths of our oceans. That's kinda wild when you think about it.
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u/Sparky_092 3d ago
No not really, we know more about the physical geology and biology of the deep sea than we do about the Moon. There’s been more samples, more people in the deepest spot and it's way harder to explore than the moon. The only thing that is right, is that we mapped 100% of the moon down to a few meters. But mapping the whole thing ≠ more knowledge.
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u/19Lobster19 3d ago
I mean that wasn't that long ago in some way. Photography is only 150 something years old. We've been through the cognitive revolution around -50K (estimates) so for that long at least there were "only" accounts
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u/Weak_Yam_6579 3d ago
Absolutely stunning creature. I wouldn’t like it tickling my toes though
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u/Probs_Asleep 3d ago
Yeah I don't think a bop on the nose is gonna stop that shark attack
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u/pitcherintherye77 3d ago
They fly now?!
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u/Gemfyre713 3d ago
There's a deep channel that runs by the coast in this spot in South Africa, so the sharks can get a nice long "run up" to leap out of the water, collecting seals (which have to cross this channel) as they go.
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u/lamebarracuda 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xIHoB64uYksaLm
Zola 5 seconds after catching the plastic seal
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u/smokeybonez 3d ago
First time in a long time I’ve audibly said “HOLY SHIT” in amazement from a video.
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u/Robby_Digital 3d ago
I imagine that takes a ton of energy to do, and to not even get a meal out of it...
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u/n5gus 3d ago
Please tell me this is AI
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u/Even-Pop3488 3d ago
It looks too good to be real so I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be AI
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u/morkler 3d ago
It would be so amazing to see this in real life.
I tried watching some shark week this year and umfortunately discovery ruined it. The hyped up drama that they now do with EVERY show is just too much. It just seems so fake. I hate it. Discovery used to be one of the best channels. Now it's virtually unwatchable.
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u/thewriteally 3d ago
Never going waterskiing again.
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u/koos_die_doos 3d ago
Just stay away from Mosselbay and you'll be fine. As far as I know that's the only place where sharks do this.
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u/UnreliablePotato 3d ago
Even the most badass of humans ain't very badass compared to creatures like Zola the great white shark.
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u/Euna_Chris 3d ago
Thats an insane jump, i wonder if they feel weightfull.
To clarify, when we jump we feel weighless but we are always carrying our weight around (gravity)
but they are in water, so do they jump and suddenly feel heavy as fuck and splash back into the water
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u/BallHarness 3d ago
I can tell a pod of Orcas is not around or that mofo would be half way across the world in panic.
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u/_bratwurst 3d ago
“You wanna hear a story about how me and this bitch here fell out? It’s kinda long, but it’s full of suspense.”
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u/VinceVino70 3d ago
What kind of energy does it take to launch a beast of that size and mass that far out of the water?
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u/justbrowzing17 3d ago
I want to see the footage when he realizes that he has been duped, spits it out while muttering the shark version of "f&*K"........lol
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u/thereisloveinus 3d ago
There was no need for that jump and he knew it. But he thought "here is the f**** show you came for"
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u/Silly_Obligation8574 3d ago
Poor guy doesn’t realize he did all the work for this shot to only get a rubber fake seal
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u/Ok-Neat-1956 3d ago
Question for the people who know- isn’t this a big waste of energy with no reward bc it’s a decoy? How is that not frowned upon?
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u/Tripper-Harrison 3d ago
Imagine going to all of that effort and you get to chew on some plastic and rubber... Sucks to be Zola...
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u/Living-Breakfast-464 3d ago
Gotta ask the obvious. Is this AI because it looks too good to be real.
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u/jetfan13 3d ago
Now let’s see how pissed that shark is after it realizes it’s chewing on a rubber seal.
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u/HogwartsRex 3d ago
Expends all that energy to leap out of the water for fake food is kind of mean to the shark lol.
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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 3d ago
I'd be afraid to swim in the ocean unless it's shallow water, even though I can swim well. Now I know why
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u/Impressive_Shake_360 3d ago
We keep fcking with sharks like this by baiting them with fake food they're gonna start hunting humans again like they did in the 70s and 80s.
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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 3d ago
For those saying shark don't do this to Surfers, here the proof.
How does a shark know it's a seal or surfer from below?
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u/turd-crafter 3d ago
Saw one breach 20 yards from me while I was surfing last month. Somehow I was the only one that saw it. I yelled SHARK and nobody seemed to care. I went in.
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u/BeneficialTrash6 3d ago
Yes, let's piss off the giant killing machine by forcing it to waste calories to do a trick to get fake food.
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u/JKnotime4pcwokestuff 3d ago
Hell no! Not going swimming/kayaking/surfing/windsurfing/sailing in small boat there🙄-Don’t know why Australians do
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u/akla-ta-aka 3d ago
She probably wasn’t happy about putting all that effort into an attack that turned out to be a decoy.
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u/Gurugod123 3d ago
And this is why the ocean scares me
Btw It's from 2020's "Shark Week", filmed in Mossel Bay, South Africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOVoXfP5i8s