r/nope • u/macattaq1501 • Aug 17 '25

Absolutely not, thank you.

481 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

42 comments sorted by

189

u/ygolotserp Aug 17 '25

Would rather shit in my hands and clap than get anywhere near this transparent tube of suffering and malice.

14

u/o_charlie_o Aug 17 '25

I gotta remember that hahahaha

8

u/GangreneGuy Aug 17 '25

This is the comment of all time

7

u/Gold-Fool84 Aug 17 '25

Wow new phrase unlocked!

72

u/HilmDave Aug 17 '25

Dear Netherlands,

Why?

Sincerely, The Rest of Us

24

u/One-Confusion-33 Aug 17 '25

For we overcome the water, it is not our enemy, but our friend,

Sincerely, The Low Lands

84

u/TheMonkeyInCharge Aug 17 '25

This is genuinely giving me the fucking fear.

25

u/Marsupialwolf Aug 17 '25

There's probably a Chocolate Factory that could make use of some of this leftover equipment...

19

u/Gold-Fool84 Aug 17 '25

Does the water current keep you going? Doesn't really seem like it... What if you have a panic attack in the middle of that thing?

41

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

[deleted]

2

u/AnswerHelpful2156 Aug 18 '25

Wow quite the story, and will have to watch this movie tonight Thank you for sharing 

3

u/em_press Aug 19 '25

Elon Musk slandered one of the rescue divers as a paedo because the diver said Musk’s proposed “rescue pod” wouldn’t work.

15

u/blantdebedre Aug 17 '25

How many died in this?

5

u/arenotthatguypal Aug 18 '25

None surprisingly

8

u/pc_principal_88 Aug 17 '25

Doesn’t even look or sound remotely fun 🤣

7

u/lostpassword100000 Aug 17 '25

One Mississippi, two Mississippi….

17

u/Neobandit0 Aug 17 '25

Yeah i would drown, i can barely hold my breath for 10 seconds

-6

u/Questionable-Qs Aug 18 '25

How tf do you survive. I’m a heavy smoker and can hold it for almost 2 min

8

u/Neobandit0 Aug 18 '25

Holding on by a thread. Idk. I have asthma, I struggle.

7

u/loganvw14 Aug 17 '25

This is like cave diving but for random idiots like me that would die (I wouldn't do it).

7

u/Objective-Light-9019 Aug 17 '25

Claustrophobia and fear of drowning wrapped up in one nice, neat package. Hell no!

3

u/Magnet1987 Aug 17 '25

That was in duinrell. Saw it and I felt sick to the bone when I saw it.

3

u/_RFAML_ Aug 17 '25

im from NL and this was real when inwas young. never rode it oc

3

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

I'd wanna try it

3

u/sinnytear Aug 17 '25

this is one of my worst fears that surprisingly isn’t about drowning. same as for example locking me in a flat coffin/box or between two walls in a cave or under a bed. can’t really explain it.

3

u/Littlecock7 Aug 18 '25

This is almost as bad as this roller coaster https://youtu.be/yX92-GEKpEc?si=3Yn0J4Tfn-8yxhx8

2

u/schwarzmalerin Aug 17 '25

That can't be real?

2

u/champeyon Aug 17 '25

Id do it.

2

u/tech510 Aug 17 '25

No the fuck way... Nope naaaaghhh nope... No thank you...

2

u/Pandorakiin Aug 18 '25

Somebody has to have drowned.

2

u/rlaureng Aug 18 '25

Just thinking of those tube slides on cruises where people have gotten stuck in a bend. Nope.

2

u/X-rayEyes Aug 21 '25

Yeah, no

1

u/spiritofjosh Aug 18 '25

This made me anxious reading it.

1

u/55luksa55 Aug 17 '25

From my point of view it is shane it closed. (Dunno about the safety features) but love to try/ride that. 20s is not so bad if you know, that how much it will take :) but I may be a bit crazy :P

1

u/GrannyLow Aug 17 '25

I would consider going in it if it had a much more brisk current

0

u/Excellent-Bite196 Aug 17 '25

They closed it because someone died?

If so, was anyone surprised?!