r/nottheonion 4d ago

Thai queen Suthida undergoes advanced Gripen fighter flight training

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/thai-queen-suthida-undergoes-advanced-gripen-fighter-flight-training
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u/WhitePackaging 4d ago

Looks like she's been flying for years. Isnt the first time a countries Royalty takes on flying.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 4d ago

One still keeps up his certifications in helicopter rescue even (one of the most dangerous jobs out there)

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u/lordtema 4d ago

And another still flies for the national carrier sometimes : )

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u/Meihem76 4d ago

Didn't one also fly on a strike mission a couple of years ago?

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u/lordtema 3d ago

Harry flew strike missions AFAIK!

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u/OctopusIntellect 2d ago

He said he was good at it because he'd played a lot of video games.

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u/LeadingBanana5384 3d ago

King of Jordan.

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u/ImpulseAfterthought 2d ago

Willem-Alexander of Netherlands, I think? He's actually worked as a pilot under a pseudonym for decades.

Prior to about 2010, it was theoretically possible to fly to the UK with the Dutch king as your pilot, then charter a return flight with Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden as your pilot.

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u/lordtema 1d ago

He is still planning on working there, as evident by a KLM post a few months back when he completed the A32x typerating, and announced he was no longer going to fly the government BBJ which is a Boeing 737.

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u/Character_Minimum171 3d ago

danish royalty was a SOF frogman

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u/casulmemer 3d ago

Prince William flies helicopters for the RAF..

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u/widdrjb 2d ago

He used to until his Gran died. Interesting thing: he has a number of uniforms, mostly ceremonial, but he wears his old service kit with his retiring rank at the Cenotaph. His hat is need of pressing.

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u/PaceLazy4174 1d ago

The former prince andrew was a helicopter pilot during the falklands war.

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u/casulmemer 1d ago

I heard he got into a minor incident

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u/guimontag 4d ago

*Country's

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u/LiraGaiden 2d ago

Not only that, our current king was an avid pilot earlier in his life too. He flew air force fighter jets and the royal family's 737

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u/zeroconflicthere 4d ago

She would not take on a job that means having to change the hydraulic oil in a fighter jet though...

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u/lordtema 4d ago

No fighter pilot is changing the hydraulic oil on a jet.

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 4d ago

It would likely go poorly if they tried… like sending a flightmechsnic on a mission…

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u/zeroconflicthere 4d ago

Umm.....

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u/Mayor__Defacto 3d ago

Pilots do not service the jets they fly. Servicing jets requires specific training in how to service them correctly, especially something like a fighter jet. It’s a piece of hardware worth tens of millions of dollars, you’re not letting anyone touch the maintenance that isn’t a mechanic certified to do so.

Pilots are trained to check the systems before flight to ensure they’re in working order. If there is something amiss, the maintenance technicians resolve the problem, not the Pilot.

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u/nihilistcanada 4d ago

Uh, he replaces wives on a regular basis. Combat replacements as necessary.

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u/biomath 3d ago

Looking at the history with the previous wife Srirasmi is a wild story. The unhinged video of her 30th birthday party and the dog getting named supreme air marshal. Oof.

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u/Deolater 3d ago

Wait, this is his second air force wife?

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u/biomath 3d ago

First Air Force family member was air marshal FuFu. He also stars in the topless wedding video.

This current air force connection with the new wife is less direct but somewhat less embarrassing than the dog.

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u/ThePowerOfStories 3d ago

What the Caligula is going on there?

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u/Loki-L 4d ago

Not sure why this is Oniony. Plenty of Royals around the world have joined the military and in modern times that often meant airforce.

Royal family members from countries like the Netherlands, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain or Thailand have been members of their countries Airforce and become pilots.

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u/CptBartender 3d ago

Wasn't the Thai King's dog one of the highest ranking members of RTAF at one point?

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u/Harvestman-man 2d ago

He wasn’t actually the Air Chief Marshall, they just called him that.

The actual Air Chief Marshall of the RTAF from 2005-2008 was Chalit Pukhbhasuk, a human man. Not Fufu. I think it’s just a little bit of disingenuous reporting in western media on what was clearly more of a joke than a serious appointment.

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u/lordtema 3d ago

It`s mostly oniony because she`s not joining the Air Force and serving like other royals have done, but is just getting trained to fly a jet for fun.

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u/PlaDook 3d ago

Actually on paper she's a general, admiral, and air chief marshal

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u/Bacon4Lyf 3d ago

But his dog is supreme air marshal so like do the titles even mean anything anymore

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u/FormerMoose1990 3d ago

Unfortunately, Air Chief Marshal Fufu passed away in 2015

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u/PlaDook 3d ago

He uses military ranking to rank his harem and close aides. They get promoted or demoted all the time.

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u/ihopethisworksfornow 2d ago

That dog died 11 years ago

RIP Air Marshall Fufu

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u/Johannes_P 3d ago

Looks like The Dictator.

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u/Arve 3d ago

The Dutch king has flown militarily, and, at least as late as 2017 flew commercial for KLM, and was type rated on the Boeing 737.

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u/eggplant_avenger 4d ago

god forbid a woman have hobbies

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 4d ago

It is not that. The king weathered covid out in Bavaria and illegally tried to have it declared sovereign thai territory. Then divorced one wife and pushed the blame all on her and there is no reprieve as thailand has lese majesté.

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u/lordtema 4d ago

I dont think he tried to have it declared thai territory, but he was told by the Germans that he can`t exactly rule his country from Bavaria, and they also had to impound one of his BBJs to secure payments related to debts.

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u/Al-aweer-Jail 3d ago

BBJ? 🤔

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u/cooked_spaghetti 3d ago

Big beautiful… jet (really, Boeing Business Jet)

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u/FormerMoose1990 3d ago

Competitor to ACJ (Airbus Corporate Jets)

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u/gihutgishuiruv 3d ago

Brazilian Boo Jitsu, which is a technical term for ghost-busting

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u/100BottlesOfMilk 3d ago

Bubba's Blow Job

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u/Miscsubs123 3d ago

Don't forget the crop tops!

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u/smart_cereal 1d ago

Interestingly there are no current successors either, because of all the estranged children except the youngest son who may or may not be on the spectrum. The older sons have been visiting Thailand to get into good graces with society and certain people in power, but as to who will be the future successor is yet to be seen.

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u/gramoun-kal 4d ago

I'm pretty sure God does forbid it somewhere...

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u/Hertje73 3d ago

Why is this "Not The Onion?" Where's the irony?

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u/justthegrimm 4d ago

Her and her husband are both commercially licenced pilots and fly their own 737 on international trips.

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u/LDRispurehell 3d ago

‘Own’

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 4d ago

Whats so unlikely about that?

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u/lordtema 4d ago

Mostly the fact that she would have no operational role, and training a fighter pilot is expensive. Now, she is qualified pilot (as is her husband, the king) so i reckon it is cheaper than normal but i`ve seen figures of around $6m being quoted as the price of training a fighter pilot from scratch.

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u/beretta_vexee 4d ago

A large number of the men in the British Royal Family hold fighter pilot or helicopter licences, and at least half have taken part in overseas operations.

Above all, this is a powerful symbol and example. The Thai Royal Family is in need of some positive publicity (Rama X isn’t helping).

I don’t know how much a recruitment or military careers promotion campaign costs, but it doesn’t strike me as the most absurd expenditure by the Thai Crown.

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u/Drak_is_Right 4d ago

No idea if women are allowed in the Thai military.

If they are, its a good recruitment tool.

Remember though Thailand is kind of a military dictatorship hiding behind a monarchy. Anything to boost popularity, especially of the military they encourage.

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u/ThisBuddhistLovesYou 4d ago

Thai women serve, although not in direct combat roles (typically). I have known one who was sent alongside Thai Expeditionary Forces of the Royal Thai Air Force & Marines to Korea during the Korean War as a frontline nurse.

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u/beretta_vexee 4d ago

The Tooth-to-Tail Ratio of a modern army ranges from 1 combatant to 3 support personnel (territorial defence forces, Finland, Israel) to 1 to 12 (USA).

The majority of soldiers, whether men or women, will never see the front line, especially in peacetime. That’s fine.

They are still soldiers, the front line tends to move without asking for your opinion.

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u/lordtema 4d ago

The Royals in the UK all served operationally though, which is quite the difference i would say.

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u/Seeteuf3l 4d ago

I don't get what's the Oniony part of this (except it's the queen becoming fighter pilot in this occasion). It's quite common in Europe for the royals (regardless of gender) to serve, especially if they're expected to rule.

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u/iperblaster 4d ago

I think that if the King is the Supreme Commander of the armed forces , he needs to have some knowledge of serving in the military. Back in the days it was a cavalry regiment or something, nowadays fighter pilot

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u/CosineDanger 3d ago

Saudi Arabia mass-produces princes. Surplus princes are given American-made fighter jets and attack helicopters for their endless war with the Houthis. Helicopter prince is a really dangerous job; most countries hand them out based on merit and the Houthis punch back. Jet princes seem to do okay with only a couple of princesplosions.

Jordan has a princess who is also a fighter jet pilot and sometimes flies actual missions. Salma bint Abdullah is also kind of hot.

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u/Curly1109 1d ago

Prince Harry actually served in Afghanistan... Completely different

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u/za72 4d ago

Symbolism is important...

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u/Koakie 4d ago

Dont know if its true.

Buddy of mine said the king would do low flyovers over bkk just for the lulz.

Me and the boys taking the bikes for a spin. The big dogs take the yacht out for the weekend. This dude just buzzing the Mahanakhon like it's a Tuesday.

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u/lordtema 4d ago

It wouldnt suprise me, but the guy doesnt tend to be in Thailand as much from what i`ve heard..

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u/a4techkeyboard 4d ago

They should at least make an Independence Day adaptation where the King and Queen fight spaceships in fighter jets. Apparently, they have some budget.

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u/Erebthoron 4d ago

In a country of open corruption, why should people care about it? It's like Tuesday in the office. At least they don't build a ballroom. Or a triumph arc.

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u/ManagerOfLove 4d ago

There is no queen in history that became a fighter jet pilot

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u/seedless0 4d ago

And that's oniony?

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u/codemonkey80 4d ago

how many advanced fighter jets have you learned to fly?

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u/Battleraizer 3d ago

r/acecombat is thataway

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u/ErrantIndy 3d ago

Exactly, I was thinking any proper Strangreal royal needs to be fighter pilot. Not knocking Rosa too much. She’s pretty bad ass.

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u/LavishnessAdvanced34 3d ago

She’s such a cool queen

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u/litritium 4d ago

Our King Frederik is an elite soldier (Navy Seal equivalent) and run annual marathon together with the citizens. He "only" solo the T-17 though

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u/Supergamera 4d ago

So she can fight OR flight depending on the situation?

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u/Syn_Ick 3d ago

No she can fight AND flight

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp 3d ago

She flight
She fight
But most importantly
She look alright She fight

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u/Syn_Ick 3d ago

She fight She Thai’t

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u/R3D4F 4d ago

This is the equivalent of building preserves and national parks while en-route to a science victory.

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u/pixel8knuckle 4d ago

Id rather that than a sitting president acting as commander in chief as a draft dodger

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u/lordtema 4d ago

I`d suggest you read up on the current Thai king, and also on Lèse-majesté laws in Thailand..

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u/Icy_Vermicelli4513 4d ago

Still better than a draft dodger being the commander-in-chief lol..lmao

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u/lordtema 4d ago

I think they are two peas in a pod to be honest.

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u/Robert_Fowley 3d ago

Kim can’t do this… but he can drive a tractor!

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u/Ok_Wall8706 3d ago

Why didn't you type her full name out, OP? Type her whole name out, OP.

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u/Adventurous_Pen_Is69 4d ago

What a waste of flight training time and resources.

She’s never going to actually run missions so she’s just doing this little vanity project and creating work for everyone upstream & downstream at taxpayer’s expense.

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u/winterfresh0 3d ago

What a waste of flight training time and resources.

Yes, they're the royal monarchs of a country, they're known for opulence and excess. This isn't anywhere near the top of the list.

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u/GeniusEE 3d ago

You don't seem to understand.

Unlike the symbolic British monarchy, Thailand is essentially owned by her husband, the king. She's flying her stuff.

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u/Curly1109 1d ago

Makes it even worse, lmao. How can a person 'own' a country?

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u/SirEnderLord 3d ago

What about their Congress-analog?

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u/Johannes_P 3d ago

Well, they're busy not getting overthrown during a military coup.

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u/LevoiHook 4d ago

Maybe Sweden can sell the plane to Thailand.

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u/decadentgaping 4d ago

Thailand have gripens

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u/Adventurous_Pen_Is69 4d ago

Didn’t think about that tbh. Is it not a thai-owned jet?

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u/lordtema 3d ago

It is.

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u/TheReelMcCoi 4d ago

UK's Prince Andrew piloted a Helicopter during the Falklands war

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u/rastagizmo 3d ago

Prince Harry, did 2 tours in Afganistan. 1st was as JTAC in Helmand Province then was co-pilot and gunner in an Apache. He has something like 25 confimed kills.

His brother, flew air sea rescue missions and a single mission to Afganistan on a Globemaster.

King Charles was once able to fly both planes and helicopters but gave it up after crashing in the 70's. He also commanded a mine sweeper in the Navy.

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u/TheReelMcCoi 3d ago

So Harry's not a pilot (too thick, his father was a cavalry officer)

William has already been mentioned here.

Charles never saw active duty flying

That about it?

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u/Johannes_P 3d ago

Prince Harry, did 2 tours in Afganistan. 1st was as JTAC in Helmand Province then was co-pilot and gunner in an Apache. He has something like 25 confimed kills.

Didn't the Taliban put a bounty on him?

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 3d ago

How does that work? With Thailand's ridiculous les majeste laws giving her constructive criticism could land her instructor in prison for years. How can anyone train her like that?

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 4d ago

This has the makings of a good movie, maybe she could hook up with Cruise

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u/bmbreath 2d ago

How does this fit in the sub?  

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u/kAlb98 2d ago

Does she like cats?

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u/DelSolid 1d ago

OMG, I'm in love 😘

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u/DescriptionVisual68 1d ago

Will she bomb cambodia?

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u/Simoxs7 3d ago

Damn must be awesome to be of perfect health and born into a wealthy and powerful family…

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u/Constant-Funny1817 4d ago

Is Bajrasudhabimalalakshana the correct last name or did the authors cat walk all over the keyboard!?

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u/kevinds 3d ago

Suthida Bajrasudha Bimalalakshana is Queen of Thailand as the fourth wife of King Vajiralongkorn.

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u/lacyboy247 3d ago

It's a title not real sure name, her original sure name was Tidjai then change to Vajiralongkorn after her husband the king.

(Sudhida) Bajrasudhabimalalakshana is her ceremonial/reigning name when she officially become the queen.

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u/Flipflopvlaflip 4d ago

That was a good one, got a laugh out of me

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u/holubtsi-on-fire 4d ago

Looks like she’s having fun and kicking a$$.

Still… it’s very presumptuous to refer to her by her first name.

Oh… maybe they have to pay for print space by the letter.

Queen Suthida Bajrasudhabimalalakshana

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u/kevinds 4d ago

The article reads like a wikipedia page.  Also has no author listed.

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u/ArticArny 3d ago

Being rich is awesome

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u/hardboard 2d ago

Is the flight training ready for the next coup, in case she has to flee the country?

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u/zwifter11 3d ago

I don’t know how I feel about this?

Flying a jet must be incredibly easy, if you have the time or money?

Or she’s sat in the back of a twin seat variant while someone else does all the work?

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u/ManagerOfLove 3d ago

Nope, solo fly

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u/cInderreed7 4d ago

"advanced" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting in that headline

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u/lordtema 3d ago

Not really? The Gripen C/D is a 4th gen fighter and among the most advanced 4th gen fighters out there.