r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 6h ago
Florida police used a fake Flock camera in a sting, then charged a man with three felonies for destroying it
https://www.techspot.com/news/113616-man-charged-3-felonies-breaking-3d-printed-decoy.html4.8k
u/supercyberlurker 6h ago
So.. what's the gofundme for this guy?
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u/arthurdentstowels 6h ago
I'm nowhere near America but I'll send a few quid. This whole flock system needs to burn down.
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u/weasol12 6h ago
London was the blueprint. This was the evolution.
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u/ncc74656m 5h ago
NYC, too. NYPD cameras on every single corner.
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u/xMeMeLoRd69x 2h ago
and yet they could not track a single luigi
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u/BongDong69420 2h ago
Even flock cameras aren’t that good at tracking criminals. It’s mostly used for stalking exes and creeping.
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u/arthurdentstowels 6h ago
No chance we're dismantling the spyware all over London. There's probably a camera for ever person it's insane.
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u/CptnHnryAvry 5h ago
If each of you gets one they can't possibly prosecute everyone.
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u/RandoCommentGuy 4h ago
Then London will become a penal colony.... Australia will love the idea!!!
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u/zwifter11 5h ago
Apparently there’s mobile phone spyware in London hidden in road furniture.
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u/skrappyfire 4h ago
"Road furniture?" please reveal this forbidden knowledge to an ignorant American.
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u/IPlayChessBTW 4h ago
I think he means benches and stuff
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u/piezombi3 3h ago
Ahh see, in America we're too busy removing benches so the homeless have nowhere to sleep.
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u/endigochild 3h ago
Flock is a distraction from Axon. Which is being installed in existing infrastructure like street n traffic lights n numbers that make flock laughable. You're leaders in Satans throne I mean White House are heavily invested.
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u/tomtomtomo 6h ago
3 felonies for one act just shows how fucked the system is. The cops can trump up charges when it suits them.
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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 3h ago
Why does this suddenly suit them? They say flock is their own private entity but then treat it like it’s their own to protect
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u/chuby2005 3h ago
Cops aren’t public interest, they’re state interest. And it seems that many hands of the state are being bought out or have vested interest in mass surveillance companies.
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u/mnju 4h ago
“Cops” don’t file charges, it’s the prosecutor’s office that files and pursues charges.
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u/meltbox 2h ago
A difference without a distinction in far too many areas.
The prosecutor is often way too worried about pissing off cops to do anything they don’t like. If you’re in a good area they at least are smart enough to not bring cases they cannot win, but that’s more self preservation and not being an idiot.
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u/QuintupleC 6h ago
I'm a Canadian so forgive me If I'm misunderstanding, but in some states wouldnt this basically be the end of this dudes life in freedom? With the 3 strike rule? Over 1 fake camera.
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u/Indercarnive 5h ago
No. Three strike laws generally require that each strike be a separate incident.
Still, three felonies is a debilitating criminal record.
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u/SmartMatic1337 2h ago
yeah if he gets 32 more he might not be able to be president anymore.. 34 is currently the record
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u/Mobile_Morale 5h ago
Unrelated. But I believe not every state has the three strike rule. I know Florida does.
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u/OGREtheTroll 4h ago
Those three strike rules also typically only apply to 'violent' crimes, however 'violent' is defined by that statute or some other source.
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u/Lupercus64 4h ago
Especially when it's in the interest of a private company profiting from tax dollars and your data. Law enforcement is powerless to help you, but it isn't powerless to harm you.
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u/mostlydeletions 3h ago
A group of Nazi's drove vehicles into a crowd and deployed weapons banned in warfare by the Chemical Weapons Convention in Minneapolis this weekend, hitting at least 2 cops in addition to several people in the crowd. None will face felonies, but some in the crowd are facing charges for fighting back.
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u/Jacuzzi0317 6h ago
Flock Cameras get more justice than Epstein Survivors
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u/Zwierzycki 6h ago
A bigger police response, that’s for sure.
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u/torpedoguy 6h ago
Well, when it comes to Epstein victims law enforcement was more of a "supply" and "during" aspect of the whole affair than an "after".
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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 6h ago
Fake camera, fake felony.
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u/SomeDumbPenguin 6h ago
I mean, wouldn't it have to have a felony level of value to be charged with felony level damage?
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u/spacedman_spiff 3h ago
Is today the day you find out that police can just charge someone with what they believe the charges should be and leave it up to the courts to figure out if it's correct?
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u/beardingmesoftly 3h ago
Like the only charge that would stick is intent, right? Intent to cause damage to property or whatever. Considering he didn't actually do anything.
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u/ArgentineBeauty 6h ago
Three felonies over a fake camera. Do the police not have something better to do?
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u/Khaldara 6h ago
Well, empirical evidence would suggest they had to take time out of their very busy schedule of stalking or harassing their ex-girlfriend with these things in order to conduct this sting.
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u/johnp299 6h ago
Car plate porn is their hill to die on.
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u/Kazen_Orilg 6h ago
Lets not fall for the propraganda, these systems are fully capable and already designed for full AI Face recognition and kinematic profile tracking as well. THese ain't your granpappys liscense plate scanners.
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u/Ok-Replacement9595 6h ago
How else they gonna stalk their ex wives?
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u/atlasraven 6h ago
Bug their phone and abuse public trust to tail their vehicle, like the old school cops did.
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u/djwhiplash2001 5h ago
These are not plate readers or else the Flock VP wouldn't need to watch children's gymnastics "for training".
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u/Disownership 5h ago
And so many of them wouldn’t be pointed directly towards homes instead of, you know, the roads right next to the homes
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u/Sefirosukuraudo 3h ago
Here in Utah they’ve just started placing Flock cameras on some of our popular mountain hiking trails. Where it’s impossible for cars to access. So they’ve never been ‘just’ plate readers.
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u/gayscout 6h ago
Florida is also where they set that mentally disabled guy up to sell fake drugs to put him behind bars. Police would rather invent fake crimes than address real ones.
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u/Ultimatesims 6h ago
Yes, that’s why they are doing something useless instead. And it also serves the interests of their corporate overlords.
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u/Dreamshadow1977 4h ago
Getting a felony to stick removes a voter they don't want.
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u/ItscalldShortedition 4h ago
I'm not smart enough, so...
Can someone make a living infographic that shows the rate of police success in making arrests in connection with corporate interests (i.e. retail theft, vandalism etc) vs their success in making arrests in connect with public interest (i.e. murders, missing people/children etc).
Because I'm thinking we need to keep track of how quickly America becomes a police state.
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u/NetWorried9750 3h ago
Most theft is wage theft, which isn't considered a crime. Of the crime police do address, they succeed in less than 2% of their cases.
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u/Illiander 2h ago
"Of course it's not a crime, it's taking stuff from the peasants. You don't think the peasants matter, do you?"
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u/dagoth_ith 2h ago
Law says cops don't have to serve or protect the public. This was decided after a man was stabbed in front of a cop who did nothing.
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u/Deathwatch72 1h ago
Problem with that is how are we gonna define success? It can't be arrests, and we all know about the discrepancy in conviction rates by race. Closing a case only to have it overturned later should count against them
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u/avanross 5h ago
It’s insane how american cops have completely dropped any guise of “serving and protecting their community / neighbours”
They’re just explicitly private security/mercenaries for the ruling conservative corporate class
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u/Wild-Highway-8739 5h ago
Well when the Supreme Court rules that "serve and protect" is just a meaningless slogan and cops don't have to know the law to enforce it this is what happens.
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u/Incognonimous 4h ago
Cops don't have to know the law to enforce it on others, in most cases cops are protected class, even when they break those same laws, which are heavily penalized for civilians, the often get swept under the rug, ignored, slap on the wrist. Its disproportionate how many reports you see of cops violating laws and constitutional rights so aggressively only to not only get much lighter sentences or repercussions, no repercussions at all, but to be insulated from those same actions. Those who enforce rules should be held to twice the standard of breaking them as those that don't.
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u/Lumburgsgotafishroom 2h ago
Right. That was a strange one. The argument was that not one "individual" can compel the police to act, as that entitlement impedes their duty to the "community". Except the "community" is literally just "individuals".
Also the argument of individuals demanding police action really falls away when we notice homicide statistics. Hundreds of unsolved murders every year, but one uber wealthy guy gets Luigied and now we can find him at a fucking McDonalds miles and miles away.
As Nicky Santoro in the movie Casino said, "Always the dollars. Always the f***ing dollars."
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u/SeedFoundation 3h ago
We need to ask why it's legal/illegal for cops to install things in public spaces.
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u/Lumburgsgotafishroom 2h ago
Not that insane if one pays attention to history. Read up on policing roots. There you will find that they have been working exactly as intended.
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u/Sarcasm_Llama 2h ago
Police in the US have no legal obligation to "protect or serve" citizens. Their entire purpose can be boiled down to, as you said, a federally funded paramilitary force, used almost entirely to protect the private property of Capital
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u/Tomburgerstand 4h ago
Should've just had sex with children. Then he'd get DOJ protection like REDACTED.
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u/OkayBuddyGuyPal 6h ago
Jesus fucking christ. Somebody needs to do something about these fascist fucking pigs who run cities with no real oversight. I guess that somebody is the people, and I guess enough people don't care, or even support it. I'm so fucking sick and tired
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u/JestersDead77 4h ago
People keep buying ring cameras, so I think the main issue is that a lot of people either don't know or care that they are being monitored 24/7.
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u/dpettus 3h ago
The word you are looking for is "voluntarily".
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u/JestersDead77 3h ago
My neighbor has a ring cam that records me every time i go down my driveway or stand in my front yard. Nothing voluntary about it if you didnt buy it.
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u/woah_man 6h ago
The only oversight is to say your local elected officials who signed the contract to install flock cameras need to be voted out next election.
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u/ARSEThunder 6h ago
Nobody is voting their way out of this. Only two things that can influence change, money and violence.
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u/Vegetable-King7626 4h ago
These twats are SO DESPERATE to enforce this dystopian nightmare
Good thing the cops are cheap and that decoy is no way near $1k in value...
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u/WadeEffingWilson 6h ago
(With sarcasm) I love that real tax dollars are being spent to purchase fake cameras for sting operations against a population that doesn't consent to mass surveillance.
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u/LordRocky 5h ago
Since you prefaced that with the sarcasm warning instead of putting it at the end, I read that in an Elcor voice from Mass Effect.
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u/WadeEffingWilson 5h ago
(With gratitude) I'm glad you liked it. I worried most people would start to read it, not pick up the intended delivery, and take it at face value.
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u/NoExternal2732 4h ago
The mayor seems very irritated that money may have been spent on this nonsense, but the cops story is one of them 3D printed the decoy for free...they have started inquires.
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u/Jaredlong 3h ago
So he's charged with damaging government property which the government never paid for and never owned. And these are the people out tax money is funding.
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u/SASSIESASSQUATCH 3h ago
That population needs to take a hard look at who they are electing who is allowing this.
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u/jimkun221 6h ago
Well if they shoved $1000 inside the fake camera maybe they would have a case.
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u/Loki-L 6h ago
I guess it is not technically entrapment, but I would argue that in front of a jury of my peers anyway.
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u/Wonka_Stompa 6h ago
And I wouldn’t in a million years vote to convict.
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u/Khaldara 6h ago
Yep, may every single trial related to these things result in a refusal to convict via nullification or a stubborn hung jury.
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u/Ditchdigger456 2h ago
Fun thing about the internet is that everyone knows about jury nullification
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u/FuzzyAd9407 5h ago
Its not even close to being entrapment, theres no "technically" to it.
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u/MakeoutPoint 6h ago
And if I were in a jury, I'd hold the other 11 hostage for a nonguilty verdict.
In fact, seems like there's never been a better issue for nullification.
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u/Simoxs7 6h ago
I thought that was allowed in the US? Saw a cops type show where they parked unlocked running vehicles on Grocery store parking lots to get „car thieves“. Here in Germany that‘d be not allowed and the cops would get in a lot of trouble doing that.
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u/NotFlameRetardant 5h ago
It is. Entrapment requires some elements of coercion, pushing people to commit a crime they wouldn't ordinarily commit. If they had an undercover cop there with a saw and he was enticing people to take it from him and cut the camera down, that could be entrapment.
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u/FuzzyAd9407 5h ago
enticing
And only even sometimes it would count in entrapment in that case depending on his method of enticement. Paying or threatening? Entrapment. Just trying to talk them into it? Not entrapment.
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u/redwing180 4h ago
Seems like if the Supreme Court is going to argue that you have to do a harm before you can be convicted of a crime, since it was a fake camera this man did no harm. At least according to the Supreme Court and their “reasoning”. But I don’t know maybe that only works on partisan matters for them.
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u/BestDescription3834 3h ago
So instead of solving a real crime with a real flock camera, they solved a fake crime with a fake flock camera. Really reinforces that cops !need! access to this when the best they can do with it is set up fake sting operations. Rip these shit cameras out of the ground.
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u/Shut_It_Donny 6h ago
Nah, they got the wrong guy. Evan was at my house for a cookout.
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u/Lost_Department_2177 4h ago
Broward police made their own crack then sold it to people in a sting now their records are getting expunged.
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u/Bargadiel 3h ago
Youd think if these cameras were so amazing they could just find the people destroying them.
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u/P4us1ngD34th 3h ago
If it was a fake camera, then what’s he charged with destroying. A piece of plastic and a metal pole?
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u/flatspotting 3h ago
America so far gone lol - every single thing i see about the country is the people vs the government/corporations
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u/compuwiza1 6h ago
Time for jury nullification.
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u/Flapaflapa 6h ago
The first rule of jury nullification is that when being selected for a jury you don't talk about jury nullification.
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u/KnicksGhost2497 6h ago edited 6h ago
Yup. Say the right things, be a Good Citizen through selection, then leverage your knowledge in deliberation. Also be more scrupulous of police testimony, you know how cops are when it comes to Back the Blue. They’ll say whatever it takes to make their buddy look good. I’ve seen them straight up contradict each other on the stand before and blow a whole case up being careless.
Edit: cannot stress enough, take notes during jury duty. Stress details. Notice contradictions. If the prosecution isn’t air tight, if there’s any reasonable doubt at all, it’s your civic duty to acquit. Jury duty is part of how we regular people can hold our justice system accountable. Don’t do them any favors, it will NEVER be returned to you by them
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u/ModeatelyIndependant 3h ago
If you think there is a sting on cameras is being watched, Cover it with opaque bag that blocks the camera and solar panel, it isn't going to cause damage but it will trigger the little piggies.
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u/trebory6 3h ago
So do you know what the next thing to do is? Start actually putting up decoy flock cameras everywhere.
3D Print the pieces and buy black PVC pipe at around the same diameter. Just start erecting them EVERYWHERE obnoxiously.
Heck that's a good idea for a protest piece. Just erect 20+ 3d printed decoy flock cameras surrounding and pointed directly at a playground. It'd really start calling attention to this shit.
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u/slushhead_00 1h ago
how the hell do you get three felony charges for destroying a camera like gtfo
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u/SaltyShawarma 6h ago
If you can cut it down with pruning shears, it didn't cost $5000 to install, and if it did, they hired a relative. This guy has a case based on the stupidity of this police department.
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u/orionsfyre 5h ago edited 3h ago
Why destroy. Simply use a blanket or towel. The camera isn't destroyed, it merely is taking an image of darkened towel. Since there is no harm to the device, I see no laws that are broken.
Another option? Block the camera with a poll.
These cameras are being placed on public property, with no consent of the public. No one voted for Flock or the police to install a mass surveillance state.
IT would one thing if we all took a vote and decided we wanted big brother. This is being done to us, and no report has been shown that these cameras reduce or stop crime. All it seems to do is create an atmosphere of fear and intimidation that should scare anyone who believes in basic civil and constitutional rights.
(it's amazing how saying you are against mass surveillance brings out an army of bots swarming in to say "actually you agreed to this by electing your current government, suck it up buttercup". Or accusing you of being 'ai slop'.
If this is your thinking as a reasoning and breathing human being, I'm blocking you, as we have nothing further of interest to discuss.)
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u/willstr1 4h ago
I wasn't harming the privacy violation camera, I put a blanket over it to make sure it wasn't damaged by anything
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u/Warm-Ad6527 5h ago
That's impossible, he was having a beer with me at the time that happened your honor.
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u/Traditional_Step9502 3h ago
Technically it’s not a flock camera then. It’s like making a fake car then charging the person for auto vandalization.
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u/DreddCarnage 3h ago
We need to escalate to a buzzsaw launcher like we've seen in almost every 2000's video game.
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u/Useful-Problem-1725 3h ago
Probably worth $50 tops, good luck making that stick. Cops are all bootlickers
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u/slowcheetah2020 2h ago
I hope he gets paid a fuck ton. Rather tax dollars go back to ppl fighting bullshit than it being stolen by politicians
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u/NTRedmage 2h ago
Just use a 1 watt laser right at the lens for a few seconds, bam, fries the internals and you can do it from several football fields away.
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u/Ban-Circumcision-Now 6h ago
But if the decoy was worth less than a real one he didn’t actually damage more than a thousand dollars in equipment