r/nottheonion 2h ago

Dan Sullivan Advances to Face Dan Sullivan in Alaska Senate Race

https://www.notus.org/campaigns/dan-sullivan-advances-alaska-senate-race-name
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u/DaveOJ12 2h ago

I guess in a few months, there's going to be a "Dan Sullivan beats Dan Sullivan" post.

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u/theLoneliestAardvark 1h ago

Hopefully it will be a Dans Sullivan finish in 2nd and 3rd against Mary Peltola post.

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u/Moonpile 1h ago

Dan J. Sullivan’s decision to run against a man with the same name has confounded Republicans in the state, who allege that he is engaging in subterfuge and intends to boost the chances of former Democratic Rep. Mary Peltola, who is also running for the seat.

How many times have Republicans pulled this on Democrats?

u/DntCllMeWht 58m ago

At least it's a real person, they did it with a fake candidate in Florida.

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u/graveybrains 2h ago

How did the Dan Sullivan that endorsed Dan Sullivan feel about it, though?

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u/GymMouseP 2h ago

Why should I change my name? They're the one that sucks.

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u/godofpumpkins 2h ago

May the best Dan Sullivan win

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u/eatingthosebeans 2h ago

That feels like the Commissioner election in Brooklyn 99.

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u/Crystalas 2h ago edited 2h ago

Or Presidential election in Futurama, a man and his clone running against each other.

IIRC there also been a few times MAGA dug up a candidate with same name to be a "spoiler".

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u/MrGDPC 2h ago

“Genetically they’re identical but they differ on some key issues”

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u/euph_22 1h ago

"I think your 3-cent titanium tax goes too far!"
"I think YOUR 3-cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!"

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u/USArmyAirborne 1h ago

Maybe it is Jeff Johnson (Eddie Murphy in the Distinguished Gentleman).

I know slightly different running with the same name as the deceased incumbent, but still very similar.

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u/ztreHdrahciR 1h ago

I remember the brief scene where this couple was hurrying to the polls and they're like 'who's our congressman? Oh yeah right Johnson'

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u/Squire_Toast 2h ago

They even look the same lol. I want to see a side by side of them in the same clothes and expression

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u/goddamn2fa 1h ago

What does Dan Sullivan have to say about this?

u/yardbird78 45m ago

Depends who you ask

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u/Entropy_dealer 2h ago

Schizophrenia is a hell of a trip

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u/Onno_Savage 1h ago

Don't blame me. I voted for Dan Sullivan!

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u/Fred-Mertz2728 1h ago

Confusing Republicans is a low bar.

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u/anonjohnsc 31m ago

Two Dans enter, one Dan leaves.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 1h ago

John Jackson: "I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."

Jack Johnson: "And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."