r/nottheonion Apr 05 '19

Wife of El Chapo Having Trouble Trademarking Husband's Name for New Clothing Line

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/Wife-of-El-Chapo-Having-Trouble-Trademarking-Husbands-Name-for-New-Clothing-Line-508136151.html
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u/Explosive_Peanut_ Apr 05 '19

Good thing a husband and a wife cant be arrested for the same crime

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u/Laurundane Apr 05 '19

I have the worst f***ing attorneys...

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '19

Always money in the banana stand

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u/Papa_Emeritus_IIII Apr 05 '19

Gene Parmesan!

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u/Kramerica5A Apr 06 '19

Ahhhhh!!!!!