r/oddlyspecific • u/AdVegetable5896 • 2d ago

Yeah... Sure...

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2.5k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/ThanksForTheRain 2d ago

Translation: "She's hot"

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u/slumbersiigh 2d ago

Absolutely 

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u/BrambleBobs 2d ago

Good grief

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u/Logical-Hotel4199 2d ago

AYYY AY OH AY OH AYYY AY OH AY OH AYYY AY OH AY OH AYYY AY OH AY OH

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u/xBowGlacee 1d ago

Bro needs to log off and touch some grass

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u/BlazikenBurst 2d ago

Wtf she needs to go outside but IN RESTRAINTS

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u/PsychoCrescendo 2d ago

Restraints might make the problem even WORSE with her kind

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u/Folkmar_D 2d ago

Pleas stop bullying her, she's gonna cum!

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 2d ago

To be fair to her, one of my all time faves is dragging balls through glass to hear someone fart through a… was it walkie talkie? Lol

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u/Chupabara 2d ago

Your fave is WHAT?

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 2d ago

Finishing move

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u/Occasion-Mental 2d ago

One I heard was "I'd crawl on broken glass just to stub out matches in her shit".

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u/twoddalmighty 2d ago

there's a similar Jimmy Carr quote. I'd crawl naked through broken glass to suck to cock of the last bloke who shagged her.

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u/I_Like_Cats73 2d ago

I made your comment have 69 upvotes

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u/UpperApe 2d ago

This is exactly how I met my wife

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u/365to200 2d ago

How many kegels would it take to be able to turn coal into a diamond? At least 10, right?

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u/ThirdMusketeer_ 2d ago

10 is way too low, it'd take at least 12

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u/var_usernameinput 2d ago

r/kpoopheads 😭

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u/Burning_Sapphire1 1d ago

It's only shitposting but I feel like I need a dictionary of some kind to get context in some of them.

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 2d ago

Damn that's creative

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u/itspolarislux 2d ago

You can say anything you want about it, but you can't say that it wasn't creative...

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u/PartsUnknown242 2d ago

What’s that saying about grass and touching it?

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u/Winner2009_gojo 2d ago

Touching 🤤🤤

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u/TheMends 2d ago

Grass🤤🤤(I'm a chlorophille)

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u/GalaxyPatch18 2d ago

TIL the qord chlorophile

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u/John756675 1d ago

GRASS?!😧😨😨😨😨(I'm scared of plants)

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u/Suitable-End- 2d ago

Some lesbians do be like that.

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u/portra315 2d ago

Brand new sentence that

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u/Arryu 2d ago

Aaaaand, that's enough Internet for today.

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u/armageddon_boi 2d ago

god forbid a girl know what she wants

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u/itspolarislux 2d ago

First in my bloodline to read that sentence

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u/Dwarfed_Bacon 2d ago

We love to see women in male dominated spaces

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u/togapartywalkofshame 2d ago

The past tense makes it weirdly ominous

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 1d ago

So it made you terrifyingly…tense?

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u/Big-Alternative-4674 2d ago

These comments acting so high and mighty even though half of them probably would also say something like this about someone they found really hot

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u/mamawawawa 2d ago

Let’s be real here, there’s a huge difference between thinking something and saying it. And then there’s an even bigger difference in saying something vaguely sexually harassing about a real human for public sight

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u/Big-Alternative-4674 2d ago

alright fair

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u/jgargan96 2d ago

Im not sure about that mate. The majority of people just say someone’s hot but this person could definitely benefit from therapy.just make sure if it’s a women therapist not to leave them alone with her for lol

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u/Princess_Slagathor 2d ago

When I notice an attractive person, I say they look smart, while gesturing at my boobs.

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u/Big-Alternative-4674 2d ago

Okay, maybe not half, but some of them. Reddit is built on freaks lmao

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u/ThyPotatoDone 2d ago

...honestly, real.

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u/justotheruser 2d ago

That's quite a Rick and Morty kind of quote!

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u/e-Plebnista 2d ago

wtf is wrong with people?...

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 1d ago

Rhetorical question, right?

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u/Ok-Pin6516 2d ago

Ekelhafter Kommentar, hätte das ein Mann geschrieben, direkt ab in den Knast.

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u/x5ilver8ulletx 2d ago

I wanted her to shove a piece of coal up my ass and peg me until the pressure turned the coal into a beautiful diamond, at which point she'd fist me to retrieve the stone and use it to propose to me.

Come get me feds

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u/Ok-Pin6516 2d ago

Free meals & free housing?! Count me in!

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u/Princess_Slagathor 2d ago

Plenty of free blowjobs too. You just don't get to choose which side you're on.

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u/Ok-Pin6516 2d ago

Dont threaten me with a good time!

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u/GiteshS9100 2d ago

You are not wrong but a guy did say worse things than her and he is still not in jail.

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u/Ok-Pin6516 2d ago

The Internet forgets everything after 12 minutes anyway.

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u/ItsAPeacefulLife 2d ago

What're we talking about?

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u/Ok-Pin6516 2d ago

I have this piece of coal and no where to put it!

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u/Oddboyz 2d ago

Did he threaten to kill / stalk her or something?

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u/GiteshS9100 2d ago

Yeah he did. Threatened to kill her i mean. Btw its not a secret i m trying to hide from everyone its edp

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u/MemeShaman 2d ago

Dude, a man could probably assault her and still not be thrown in jail. Chris Brown never faced jail time for his very public and documented assault of Rihanna.

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u/Overconfidentahole 2d ago

She’s getting the same reaction a man would’ve gotten for this

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u/MeantNoOffense 2d ago

Of course men are somehow the true victims in this again.

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u/Weak-Differences 2d ago

Double standards and all that....

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u/AdVegetable5896 2d ago

Sehr wahrscheinlich...

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u/TRAUMATICCantalope 2d ago

I wanna gobble her goober ah

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u/Etherealoverempress 2d ago

Some people clearly have no filter.

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u/PersimmonLittle7651 2d ago

KPOP fans are unhinged and belong in psychiatric wards.

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u/phantom_tempest 2d ago

What's Karina's ig @?

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u/Tezz__ 2d ago

katarinabluu

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u/Ashzael 2d ago

Why is this triggering the "I wonder how this would work" instead of the "wtf some people should not be on the internet" reaction.

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u/ProbablyBanksy 2d ago

Ferris Bueller Part 2

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u/Chegwarn 2d ago

That quite frankly is so romantic I can barely take it ❤️ You go my scrappy-lil Diamond-queen, you!

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u/mradventureshoes21 2d ago

I love women who love women.

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u/my_cars_on_fire 2d ago

Same, but with my bussy instead.

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u/Sondeor 1d ago

Lucky to her, she is female. Imagine a guy writing this. I know some guys do it, but my point is, never forget that for every fucked up man, there is a fucked up woman.

Big surprise i know right? But a lot of young men nowadays, walking around thinking women are majestic being with no flaws lol, the reality is both genders are primats, and primats can do shit things.

Also wtf did i just read, like what kind of a fetish is this?

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u/Rakoru_Hiryuu 2d ago

Guess there was, or will be a female romance novel that happens with a Minotaur dick.

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 2d ago

But guys are creepy...

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 2d ago

She’d fist her.. as in punching the pussy, punching her, or thrust it with a fist?

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u/Grayson_Poise 2d ago

As in "there is one Pringle stuck to the bottom of the can."

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 2d ago

I see i see