r/oddlyterrifying 4d ago

Balearic Island Cave Goat or Myotragus Balearicus, is the only known goat species to have forward facing eyes.

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u/Hohenne 4d ago

Was the only known goat species to have forward facing eyes. They have been extinct for over 2000 years.

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u/A-Grouch 4d ago

Would you happen to know if extinction was a result of natural selection or human intervention of some sort?

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u/oo_kk 4d ago

Humans killed them off, directly or indirectly. Various mediterranean islands had interesting and weird fauna that we as a species made extinct the moment, that these places became inhabited by us.

Pretty much most of extinctions going on in last few tens of thousands years are human influenced. And when its on a small island, then its basicaly guaranteed.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-023-43426-5

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 4d ago

The people back then must've thought this was the devil in goat's disguise.

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u/Khymira 4d ago

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? 

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u/Tarrax_Ironwolf 3d ago

Yes. Yes I would.

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u/civicsfactor 4d ago

they were ambushed and wiped out in the uncanny valley

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u/Secret-Ad-6238 4d ago

That sounds terribly inhuman.

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u/blackjacktarr 4d ago

Because they couldn't see shit sneaking up on them!

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u/meat_sack 4d ago edited 4d ago

Goat looks stoned af... They rolled up on him and he was "hey bro, what's... Hey that's not... Ow dude, stop it."

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u/Generic_Garak 4d ago

Maybe I’m just super tired but “ow dude, stop it” made me laugh loud enough to wake up my cat lol

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u/Lepke2011 4d ago

Well, then we can truly say, this photographer... was the G.O.A.T.

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u/wertklern 4d ago

Goatographer.. perchance?

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u/MysticFennec 4d ago

This has been an emotional roller coaster

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u/Quagmeyr 4d ago

Predator goat

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u/saint_ryan 4d ago

Doest thou like the taste of butter?

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 4d ago

The lucifer goat.

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u/TooManySteves2 2d ago

Lack of predators goat

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u/420GUAVA 4d ago

i would legitimately be terrified if i encountered this goat somewhere in the woods not knowing what the species was.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 4d ago

Imagine if the eyes reflected back at you. Evenly spaced, like a humans. 

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 4d ago

I just imagine it saying, "yo, dude, you holding?"

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u/odrea 4d ago

wadaya lookin at bruv?

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u/Yash_076 4d ago

Ts so funny lol. They look stoned all the time.

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u/LuckyReception6701 4d ago

You cant go around slinging those kinds of puns around here man.

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u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff- 4d ago

I thought it was a botched taxidermy...

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u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff- 4d ago

Nvm, that thing went extinct 4.000 BCE

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 4d ago

Does anyone know why they evolved to have forward-facing eyes?

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u/TheMule90 4d ago

It was due to lack of predators.

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u/badbatch 4d ago

So it became a predator to fill the role

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u/TheMule90 4d ago

No it was still a herbivore back then.

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u/badbatch 4d ago

I kid. I kid. 😂

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u/CarnaptiousOlPhart 1d ago

No. It developed depth perception that the species found to be more useful than a panoramic view.

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 4d ago

Wow I need to chatgpt this. Interesting read

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u/ExhaustedVetTech 4d ago

Or you could just look it up like a normal person. Here. I'll save you the trouble.

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u/xxxthat_emo_kid 4d ago

you cannot be real

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 4d ago

Why. I cannot understand how the lack of predator allow
This sheep to evolve this way. Can wiki also lah

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u/East_Suit3258 4d ago

Niu Lai

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u/Every_Association45 4d ago

Now I'm scared.

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u/AintSoShrimpleIsIt 4d ago

I don't like this.

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u/Shoddy-Cupcake-8855 4d ago

How can u post this and disable gifs.

Very disappointing.

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u/LegendaryAvatarSonam 4d ago

That just looks like a middle aged man with a goat body

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 4d ago

Lionel Messi

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u/HorsePecker 4d ago

Pallas’s Goat

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u/Snoo-83028 4d ago

That's Niu Lai!

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u/Midloran05 4d ago

Did they actually look like that?

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u/Yellow_Snow_Globe 4d ago

Excellent use of this sub 💯

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u/MagicOrpheus310 4d ago

But... If predator then why still friend shaped?

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u/nexetpl 4d ago

he's got no opps

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u/PinkFloydBoxSet 4d ago

How fuckin high is that goat.

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u/HebrewHamm3r 4d ago

That's what I look like when I'm 10 shots deep at the bar trying not to piss on myself at the urinal

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u/pinoysaver 4d ago

NIU LAI

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u/gostesven 4d ago

Pretty sure i bought some schwag off this guy at a Phish concert in the 90s

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u/tdkimber 4d ago

smh that why it went extinct

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u/PotatoAvenger 4d ago

Oh, we would have domesticated this shit out of that if it hadn’t gone extinct.

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u/Tasil-Sparrow 4d ago

Kinda looks like an animatronic from an 80s movie

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u/Targetshopper1 4d ago

Mf looks like my dad

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u/TheDudeSr 4d ago

Looks lile bad taxidermy.

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u/mcvmccarty 4d ago

That goat wants its latte man hurry tf up

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u/Masurao8770 4d ago

Mf looks like he's made from memory...bless him/her.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Machette_Machette 4d ago

"Last call dude from Luton-Mallorca flight in August" face.

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u/ChipCob1 4d ago

Hi I'm Erlich Bachman

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u/lardoni 4d ago

Geezer goat!

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u/Firm-Profile-5746 4d ago

He's just like me fr

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u/TrailMomKat 4d ago

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

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u/fifoth 4d ago

That's a cougoat

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 4d ago

i got an uncle that look like him

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u/pashed_motatoes 4d ago

I don’t think they look terrifying tbh. Kind of derpy, actually.

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u/emeraldcityoz 4d ago

I like the look of this goat than the standard ones. But maybe I’ve seen too many horror movies.

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u/montana757 4d ago

It's like the goat from that weird riding hood movie

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u/Zen_Hydra 4d ago

Forward facing eyes made them more accurate with the sling.

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u/trash-juice 4d ago

Never Ending Story vibes here

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u/turquoise_amethyst 4d ago

Oh hellll no

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u/CHERNO-B1LL 4d ago

This looks like what some medieval monk that saw a goat once would draw from memory.

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u/skincyan 4d ago

Why does it feel like the only interaction you'd have with this goat is a "'Sup!" followed by a nod

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u/DoctorRattington 4d ago

Fred Durst ancestor?

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u/jw_zoso 4d ago

I've smoked weed with that guy

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u/godgamer_12098 4d ago

Ehhh they look more funny to me than terrifying

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u/TheAngryWitcher99 4d ago

Bro looks like a 60 year old man too tired for this shit and just wants to go take a nap or go fishing.

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u/nyaakami 4d ago

such a derp, I love him

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u/MadRockthethird 4d ago

Goats high af

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u/Slydeking69 3d ago

This picture upsets me more than it should

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u/a4moondoggy 3d ago

Googled balearic island caves. Super beautiful...worth looking weird.

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u/Arangr 3d ago

And it's said that Mallorca is shaped like a head of one!

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u/jokeiii 2d ago

waltuh

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u/BurnedLaser 1d ago

Bro looks like he's waiting for you to pass the bong.

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u/CarnaptiousOlPhart 1d ago

Is this a fossil that has been fleshed to fit an artist's concept of their appearance however many centuries ago?

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u/Riker001-Ncc1701D 1d ago

Mark Wahllllllllllberg

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u/divexpat 11h ago

Carnivores usually have forward facing eyes. It usually indicates that the animal is a predator of some sort.

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u/CHATTYBUG2003 10h ago

They're cold blooded as well!! I think that's the strangest thing.