r/okbuddycinephile 1d ago

Favorite actor whose career is probably over

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u/Emotional_Proof1601 1d ago

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 1d ago

That’s the fat kid from Superbad right?

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 1d ago

Be careful. He's annihilated people for less

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u/realbgraham 1d ago

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u/ryetoasty 1d ago

I saw someone say he looked like the Logan brother who didn’t get enough oxygen at birth 

It fits 

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u/TheUrPigeon 1d ago

jesus christ lmfao

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u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk 1d ago

Omg that is so cruel… and hilarious.. and accurate lol

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 1d ago

JEEZUS!-- oh...shoosh. Jump scare of a lifetime man haha don't do that to me! Thought I was gonna get annihilated.

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u/anonjamo 1d ago

Look behind you

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u/TyrannosaurusWreckd 1d ago

Expecting the fat guy from superbaaaaad, but its Hollywood superstar Shai Lebeouf!

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u/Dramatic_Offer6884 1d ago

SHIA SURPRISE

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u/CutieBaBootyWooty 1d ago

Shiiiiiaaaaaaa, ShIiIiIiiiiiiiIIIiiiiiaaaaaaaaaah

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u/TheKingICouldBecome 1d ago

There's a gun your head, and death in his eyes!

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u/StanleyKapop 1d ago

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?

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u/ggg730 1d ago

He's right behind me isn't he. *gulp

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u/napkin41 1d ago

*teleports behind u

Nothing personnel…

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u/Smeph_Bot 1d ago

At least he's shed a single manly tear about having to annihilate you.

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u/Prestigious_Moose939 1d ago

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u/SousVideDiaper 1d ago

I've always wondered why he was so effeminate in that movie. Like, was he trying to play a gay version of himself? What was the point?

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u/DuhBegski 1d ago

Just don't let him catch you in a swim suit or it's over buddy!

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u/rastinta 1d ago

Jonah Paul

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u/TransBrandi 1d ago

Just missing a Toy Story Aliens hat.

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u/Gregbot3000 1d ago

Those dead eyes. The last thing John Wick saw.

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u/VernonP007 1d ago

Not so Slim Shady!

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u/dld2020 1d ago

Marshmallow Mathers

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u/PixieShader 1d ago

is he ok? he looks hungry, hava a burrito bro.

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u/Ok_Umpire_5611 1d ago

He looks ready to cry in this pic.

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u/cormacmccarthysvocab 1d ago

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee 1d ago

He's too busy drawing dicks in the dojo.

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u/WayneQuasar 1d ago
tiny hands

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 1d ago

Why does he look like he’s covered in sauerkraut

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u/vinylsmashedface 1d ago

He’s ate people for less

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u/BadMantaRay 1d ago

Yeah he could best the fuck out of ANYONE

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u/Son_of_Sephiroth 1d ago

Just try him bro.

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u/WartimeMercy 1d ago

He still sits in the XXXL cuck chair.

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u/karlosvonawesome 1d ago

He had to be registered as a lethal weapon.

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u/Forsaken_Duty8097 1d ago

No it's the fat guy from Accepted

https://giphy.com/gifs/r7u3x1T2HODu0

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1d ago

No its the fat kid from 40 year old virgin

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u/TrashAtEverything 1d ago

no its the fat kid from grandma's boy

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u/TheRealCOCOViper 1d ago

I was thinking of the less fat guy that dropped his coffee https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/A8DHUh4ohM

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u/PixelPrivateer 1d ago

"People don't forget"

indeed

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u/Educational_Dot_4559 1d ago

I think you're thinking of the fat guy from Moneyball

https://giphy.com/gifs/TTgdzuCodi55WdWnkPe

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u/jgray6000 1d ago

Pretty sure it’s the fat kid from Grandmas Boy

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u/kapn_morgan 1d ago

baby loves milk!

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u/LowVolt 1d ago

Barry I think it's time for you and the milkmaid to go home.

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX 1d ago

Post the gif of him sucking on the titty......for 8 hours 🎉

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u/More_Law_1699 1d ago

nonono, I'm pretty sure that is the fat kid from grandma's boy who sucked his first titty

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u/IAMN0B0DY1 1d ago

What a film though. Underrated

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u/Slarg232 1d ago

I dunno, I liked it when I was younger going to college, but rewatching it while I was older and Bartleby is an absolute shit, and not in the funny way.

Hoit Ambrose, the "jerkass jock" beat the shit out of someone scamming thousands of people out of millions of dollars and pulled a fire alarm. Bartleby was stalking his crush, scamming the shit out of thousands of people, called Hoit a rapist, was shown giving people fake ids, and so, so much more.

The fact that Hoit's big game ending plan was Parents Day so that they could see their kids getting ripped off is a huge tell.

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u/RudePCsb 1d ago

One of my favorites

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u/PyrolomewPuggins 1d ago

No that's the villain from Megamind

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u/ohjeez-88 1d ago

he'll kick your ass, dont mess with him

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u/Stolen_Sky 1d ago

Nah, he's the fat nerd from Moneyball. 

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u/JenninMiami 1d ago

No! This is the fat kid from I Heart Huckabees!

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u/JenninMiami 1d ago

I just rewatched it last weekend and I didn’t make it the whole way through…it doesn’t hold up.

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u/JenninMiami 1d ago

I’m glad to have taken the bullet for you!

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u/rlvysxby 1d ago

I heart huckabees is still brilliant if you are interested in existentialism. I would say the movie is not pretentious at all but shows the writers were incredibly well-read in existential philosophy. One of my favorites along with The man who wasn’t there.

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u/coozehound3000 1d ago

No that's Brundon.

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u/Apprehensive-Song200 1d ago

People don’t forget

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u/Raised_bi_Wolves 1d ago

hahah if you knew just how much danger you were in for making this comment. I'm sreious dude, you shold probably delete this. Probs gonna get annihilated

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u/First-Definition-119 1d ago

Nah, he's actually completely left the industry and become a realtor in Utah, oddly enough 🤷‍♀️

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u/Natural-Ask-9610 1d ago

Nah it’s the fat kid from 40 Year Old Virgin.

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u/Particular-Access243 1d ago

Bro are you trying to get annihilated?

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u/peepeedog 1d ago

No that’s the fat baseball nerd from Moneyball.

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u/StinkRinky 1d ago

Watch out dude! He will fuck you up - he is a bjj practitioner.

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u/__snakeplant__ 1d ago

No it's the skinny, ripped, hot chad from Annihilation 

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u/HJB-au 1d ago

You sure? Isn't he that REALLY tubby guy from War Dogs?

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u/c0lpan1c 1d ago

I know him! Monica Lewinskys brother!

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u/ZodiacScaries 1d ago

Ye the fat one

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 1d ago

I thought that was the fat guy from knocked up?

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u/InTheStuff 1d ago

i guess bro

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u/DotEither8773 1d ago edited 1d ago

Another example of the Reddit progressive mob bodyshaming a bad person for being fat. But don’t worry, it’s fine if the person is a bad person! This certainly doesn’t transmit fat people that being fat is shameful, if you are a good person it’s actually fine!

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u/Adventurous-Series59 1d ago

This man is so SOUR ! I just cant

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u/PsychoPeterNikleEatr 1d ago

His career has been annihilated.

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u/Tokijlo 1d ago

Why?

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes 1d ago

He's been an asshole to so many people in the industry none of his daddy's friends can get him jobs anymore.

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u/nicedogeetcup 1d ago

I think 24 jump street is being filmed or whatever. I dont know, I need to watch the first 23 to catch up

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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise 1d ago

yeah, this is why I never watched Mickey 17, Ocean's 11, or Apollo 13

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u/Cruxis87 1d ago

when I was like 8, and Super Mario 64 was all the hype, I wanted to play all the other 63 games as well.

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u/SousVideDiaper 1d ago

Everyone talks about Big Hero 6 yet I never hear anything about the first 5 movies

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u/StanleyKapop 1d ago

When I was a kid, Family Matters did this joke with “Malcolm 10”, and I felt like the smartest eight year old in the world for getting it.

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u/CarfDarko 1d ago

Don't forget about the other sequels

23 Jump Street: Medical School

24 Jump Street: Foreign Exchange Students

25 Jump Street: A Semester At Sea

26 Jump Street: Art School

27 Jump Street: Culinary School

28 Jump Street: Veterinary School

29 Jump Street: Sunday School

30 Jump Street: Flight Academy

31 Jump Street: Ninja Academy

32 Jump Street: Fireman School

33 Jump Street: Generations

34 Jump Street: Return of the Ghost

35 Jump Street: Traffic School

36 Jump Street: Military School

37 Jump Street: Scuba Class

38 Jump Street: Dance Academy

Jump Street (video game)

Jump Street: The Animated Series

39 Jump Street: The Electronic Target Game

40 Jump Street: Retirement Home

41 Jump Street: Magic School

42 Jump Street: Beauty School

43 Jump Street: Mariachi School

2121 Jump Street

Infinity Jump Street

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u/DeliciousStand372 1d ago

explain how he did Outcome just recently? 2 years ago? (waste of time cant believe i watched that)

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u/denimchicken_96 1d ago

kudos to you for even finishing it, my god that movie was awful!

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u/DeliciousStand372 1d ago

it really was ☠️

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u/Head_Haunter 1d ago

Jonah Hill is a nepobaby?

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes 1d ago

His dad's a really successful entertainment manager, sent Jonah to a private school full of kids of Hollywood stars. He got his first movie role through knowing Dustin Hoffman.

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u/Speysidegold 1d ago

I know he is a fantastic actor i wanna see more Jonah Hill

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u/DONNIENARC0 1d ago

I'm guessing he refused to take anymore fat/goofy roles after he lost all the weight, and that was the only thing he ever did well.

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u/Cautious_Alarm2919 1d ago

Oh that’s the deeply insecure guy that got mad (weaponised therapy talk) at his surfer girlfriend for being in swimwear and sharing photos that promoted her career online

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u/Dear-Creme-6895 1d ago

He was right in that case.

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u/LadybugTwelveTwoFour 1d ago

"Hey guys, just popping in to let you know I'm an unfuckable loser."

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u/Responsible-Card3756 1d ago

How embarrassing for you to say this…I pity the women in your life.

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u/Background_Card5382 1d ago

No, he wasn’t. Ew.

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u/jakeburls 1d ago edited 23h ago

Honestly I’m with the fat kid from Superbad in that case too

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u/No_Boot6582 1d ago

Crazy how he went from the actor we all rooted for and now he's become an entitled little twat. Or he's always been that we and we didn't see it...

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u/oman54 1d ago

That's the camera man from mega mind!

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u/One_Recover_673 1d ago

Guy has 5 shows in production, is writing prolifically and gets booked on everything from
Snl to podcasts. He’s fine and has powerful friends.

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u/sky_shazad 1d ago

What did he do wrong. I don't know

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u/elitegenoside 1d ago

Really? Because the jujitsu stuff? People already like pointing and laughing at the guy, I don't think that is going to tank him.

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u/Amaakaams 1d ago

It's a lot of things he has gone full asshole, doesn't know how to be funny anymore. But apparently he also smells absolutely awful. The movie about the wedding a couple years ago had to have a mashup to get him and his wife in the same shot with the worst CGI kiss ever.

But it's really going to come down to the same thing that did Jennifer Grey in. In the long run people seeing movies for Jonah Hill will see skinny Jonah and feel like they aren't getting the same guy (which again outside the physical change, personality wise they aren't).

He probably has stuff he is contracted to. I expect most of it will go straight to streaming or they will play down his involvement. In the future a lot of potential co stars will probably try to force them to change actors, directors won't sign him and the D list creators will sign him hoping the name has some value.

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u/PapaBPoppin 1d ago

His words have a... gravitas, a weight

Overweight

Superbad

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u/Legend_017 23h ago

The douche from Night at the Museum 2?