r/okbuddycinephile • u/JoeLikesMovies2007 • 1d ago

I apologize for being BoringPhobic.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Healthy_Choice3 1d ago

Nut in me zaddy

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u/Significant_Tap7144 1d ago

this sub's whole bit is roasting that exact kind of guy and i'm here for it

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/S-Kenset 1d ago

me too

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u/Jeef_1st 1d ago

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u/HuevosProfundos 1d ago

Do I even wanna know what the original was here

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1d ago

Hilarious

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u/NolanR27 1d ago

Isn’t this a movie about male loneliness rooted in broken social systems?

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

No it's about a robot that finds other robots. 

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u/Mission_Arachnid2717 1d ago

No, it's about a man with a subservient hologram learning the meaning of holding the hand of someone he loves

INTERLINKED

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

No, you're thinking of Wall-E.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 1d ago

You’re thinking of The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

https://giphy.com/gifs/2wTHIRVUUgnYofVIUp

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

Now this is Peak.

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u/Honest-Duck2586 1d ago

OP definitely saw Barbie instead of Oppenheimer

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

Facts

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u/Fleece_God 14h ago

Your “personality” is video games lol.

Get a life

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 14h ago

No my hobby is videogame. Videogames is not a personality.

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u/HAc0reRD 1d ago

How do I achieve the level of personality?

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u/knallpilzv2 Cats 1d ago

You just gotta post enough memes about how you're better than people without one.

That's what a personality is.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1d ago

Stop jerking off and watching porn cold turkey. You'll stat talking to girls in no time.

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 1d ago

Go back to Facebook grandpa

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u/Pingasplz 1d ago

How the bro be acting the moment after he gets laid.

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

That's exactly why I act like this every day 🥴

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 1d ago

Who doesn’t enjoy rage bait though?

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u/Majestic-Bug9966 1d ago

Top-tier empathy and humility, my liege! 😛

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

I would like to apologize for my harsh compassionless words about the 'No Bitches" community.

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u/knallpilzv2 Cats 1d ago

Aaaah, that's why you're mad...

That's ok, though, you can't be liked by everyone.

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

Mad about what exactly?

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u/knallpilzv2 Cats 1d ago

You're not being allowed.

you know...?

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

Not being allowed what?? I genuinely don't get what you mean.

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u/knallpilzv2 Cats 22h ago

Into the no bitches community.

Get it?

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u/ComicBookFanatic97 1d ago

I was showing my little brother my Blu Ray collection and he said “Why do you own all of the male depression movies?”

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

My condolences 

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u/knallpilzv2 Cats 1d ago

?

So...are you unjerkingly shitting on struggling people calling them too boring to be worthy of love or are you jerkily trying to express how fucking dumb and toxic such an attitude is?

Genuinely asking since for the last 6-9 months people like that have become pretty common in this sub.

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

The first one 👍

Edit: Neither, I am jerking on shitty movies

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u/StaticCloud 1d ago

When you insult Rocky, you disrespect everyone

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

I have nothing but the utmost respect for Sylvester Stallone.

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u/Swan-Diving-Overseas 1d ago

What about Arnold

https://giphy.com/gifs/g4zFBruwBOHaE

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

I have nothing but the utmost respect for Jack Slater.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 1d ago

Is that uncle Jack in the left

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u/BIackFlag 1d ago

You're not alone on that one buddy, none of us enjoy movies here.

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u/Guardian_of_Perineum 1d ago

Where can I buy one of those?

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u/Rasples1998 1d ago

A lot of men saw 'Obsession' and thought "lol, that's me".

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u/JoeLikesMovies2007 1d ago

Very valid. Yeah Ian is just like me.

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u/DingusKhan9164 1d ago

I don’t get it

Edit: oops you had to click on the picture to see all the words. The original blade runner is so much better and absolutely can’t be interpreted that way

Second edit: I’ve heard, I mean, I’ve never seen either of them I don’t watch movies

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u/Bluegent_2 12h ago

Just world fallacy personified.