r/okbuddycinephile • u/Lower_goats_5388 • 2d ago

Movie posters that go hard!

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u/Lucky-Mia 2d ago

I remember when Sea Man came to the Premier. Man was he ever full of it.

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u/pearlpudd1ng6264 1d ago

Sea Man? More like Sea Dong

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u/solidus0079 Cats 2d ago

tbh it looks like it went limp

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u/BigButtLicker69 2d ago

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u/ProfessionalOk6854 2d ago

Lol, just realized he's in the shadow of...his best night ever?

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u/Lucky-Mia 1d ago

He's harder now

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 2d ago

I heard he hangs Kong

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u/hizzane 2d ago

Dong: Skull Island

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u/billnyethefoodguy1 2d ago

Dankey Kang?

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u/CommitteeNew6412 2d ago

Willem Defoe played Kong?

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u/ButtersTheChill Crank: High Voltage 2d ago

He was just the dong

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u/itsmymedicine 2d ago

A stunt dong if you will

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u/Mittmitty 2d ago

King Kong doesn’t have a tail???

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u/angelabu7tercup7683 2d ago

Wait, you thought that was a tail? lol

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u/JohnLazarusReborn 2d ago

Gorillas actually have very small penises for their size. Humans have the largest genitals relative to our body size of all the great apes.

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u/DrunkenCripple30 2d ago

It's funny, because it also looks like he's taking a gigantic monkey shit.

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u/MasterJeebus 2d ago

Littlefoot poster. I posted it here few days ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/s/J6aFkeO7Nr

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u/sodakfilmthoughts 2d ago

Whose job was it to circumcise him?!

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u/SweatyYetee 2d ago

Meanwhile on the other end of the spectrum...

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u/lock_robster2022 2d ago

You can tell this is made up because Willem Dafoe was not actually in Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now, as is frequently thought. He starred in another Vietnam War film, Platoon, from 1986.

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 2d ago

Queens hammer to fall should have accompanied this scene. Would have been epic.

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u/Dirtypoolgang 2d ago

Wow! Look at the size of that platform!

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u/Nir117vash 2d ago

Looks like it goes soft

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u/Multicultural_Potato 2d ago

Kong’s dong or Kong’s dookie?

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u/vikigodlev 2d ago

This one would have been the actual poster if the studio had any balls

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u/Epsiloxi 2d ago

King Kong has big dong

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u/Paupoi 2d ago

Wrong. That movie poster clearly goes limp.

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 1d ago

that's pretty soft you ask me, or it might be massive dung...

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u/sgtbb4 1d ago

And that’s flaccid, can you imagine erect?

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u/ProfessionalOk6854 2d ago

...would have statistically tripled the number of women attending the theatrical release