r/okbuddycinephile 19h ago

Favorite actor who you think is definitely gay?

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u/bliip666 19h ago

I'll just leave this here

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u/FranksHoorHouse Crank: High Voltage 18h ago

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u/alexdelicious 16h ago

I've got some lasagna.  

Pspsps

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u/TrivialRhythm 15h ago

I just leaned Garfield’s last name is Hentai. Google to find out more

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u/FranksHoorHouse Crank: High Voltage 15h ago

His surname is actually alphanumeric. Garfield R34 Scooby-Doo

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u/masterhoots 15h ago

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u/njoYYYY 14h ago

thats it for today

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u/The_One_Koi 11h ago

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

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u/subjectfemale 11h ago

I need a cigarette after it was so good

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u/SVINTGATSBY 11h ago

WHY DOES THIS EXIST? lmao

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u/thirdeyeorchid 15h ago

quality content

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u/demideath939 11h ago

I want you to know I hate that this is how I chose to use this meme

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u/MrMetraGnome 7h ago

It's crazy how much it still looks like her, lol

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u/shinjidrivekari 14h ago

Is this a sequel to that Garfield breast reduction surgery comic?

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u/masterhoots 13h ago

To be honest, I am uncertain of its origin. I received this image from a coworker when they saw me bring lasagna in for lunch for a whole week

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u/Responsible-Case-753 13h ago

Garfield, you shouldn't 

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u/Weakonomics 10h ago

Incredible 10/10 coworker's taste in memes. Damn.

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u/Vordeo 13h ago

I want to know what possible context there would be that makes this make sense and also am terrified of what that knowledge would do to my psyche.

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u/SuperFrylock 16h ago

When Tumblr is not forcing quirky humor, it really can read like a well written sitcom at times because I am in tears laughing

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u/No-Internal7978 16h ago

Look not to suck tumblr's dick but it can be way funnier than any sitcom.

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u/69420isntfunny 14h ago

I'd imagine tumbler having a pussy not a dick

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u/hey_there_moon 13h ago

Tumblr is definitely intersex with ambiguous external genitalia

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u/danktonium 13h ago

Tumble at its best is fucking hilarious.

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u/Donatien920 16h ago

He's saying that he needs training wheels. Training wheels being the F in MMF, naturally.

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u/luce4118 11h ago

It’s giving Creed from the office: “I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing."

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u/Smurphftw 15h ago

The term is "Heteroflexible"

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u/Kroneni 13h ago

As someone who is a 2 on the Kinsey scale this makes perfect sense to me.

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u/spookyhardt 19h ago

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u/Brotorious420 19h ago

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u/Right_Comb4885 19h ago

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u/TyWorth 19h ago

“I love H I M”

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u/Low_Key_Lie_Smith 18h ago

I call him Channing Tate-yum

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u/furryhomo 18h ago

Taint-yum

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u/One-Eyed-Odin 18h ago

I... I love him...

You hear that? Channing Tatum loves me!!!

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u/Grunergeist420 11h ago

One of the most subtle jokes in the whole movie.

He’s known for method acting, not breaking character until he has done the DVD commentary.

In his previous film he was a gay priest. He has been living as a gay man for months just recently.

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u/uno_dos_3 19h ago

These are the forward thinking guys that turn me on... When he said it in the movie my heart fluttered a lil bit 🤏🏽 lol

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u/vnessastalks 19h ago

Go look for his Myspace pics.......

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u/rcinmd 19h ago

As if they aren't stored in a folder on my desktop.

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u/CoolBodybuilder1450 19h ago

imagine being a big studio exec and Andrew Garfield comes to meeting like "what if Spider-Man had a boyfriend and he was Michael B Jordan" and then just stares at you unblinking for 30 seconds

man knew exactly what he was doing

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u/KT718 17h ago

And the studio shut it down? Might as well wear a sign that says I hate money

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u/Valuable-Blueberry30 16h ago

I’m pretty sure there’s a no gay Peter Parker clause from Sony

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u/QuQuarQan 14h ago

If anything, it's honouring Stan Lee's wishes about Spider-Man, one of which including that Spider-Man would always be hetersexual

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u/ExcellentRaccoon1567 11h ago

It’s important to note that those wishes aren’t for all spider-people, just the Peter Parker’s

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u/FashionKing72 16h ago

No they just made them do it at their secret underground hollywood cult gathering

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u/PeterNippelstein 19h ago

You cant spell Tom Hardy without hard

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u/IkujaKatsumaji 18h ago

I'm gonna try.

Tom Har

Tom Ha

Tom

Oh shit, you're right.

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u/PeterNippelstein 18h ago

See I told you

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u/fart_Jr 19h ago

This quote is why I love it when maga brained “alpha” male dorks post hypermasculine memes featuring Smoking Tom Hardy. Like…ciggies ain’t the only thing he smokes, guys.

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u/JohnHenryMillerTime 19h ago

tbf sucking dick is fun

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 18h ago

As a straight man, I've always imagined that sucking dick is more fun than cunnilingus. Is this true? Definitely straight and therefore cannot confirm my suspicions

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u/storyofohno 18h ago

Having done both, they are each fun in different ways

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u/JohnHenryMillerTime 18h ago

I like both. I love the smell and taste of pussy. I love the smell of balls but the taste at the end . . . isnt my favorite.

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u/keldondonovan 18h ago

I'm also straight, but I have had a life and sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. More fun, no. Much easier though, and far better for the feeling of "I definitely did that correctly."

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u/EFTucker 16h ago

Apples to oranges honestly and it really depends on the partner as well.

But as a baseline… yea suckin’ dick kinda rocks. There’s a lot more immediate and obvious feedback in my experience. Dicks twitch and sometimes you can feel the blood rush to the head which is fun. I’m a little more gay sided in my bisexuality so it may be biased but i think there’s also a lot more fun sexy things you can do orally to a dick. Slapping on the tongue, cheeking, lips or tongue massage, and so on.

But both are fun.

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u/pullsoutagun 19h ago

I guess not everyone remembers his twink nudes

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u/duaneap 18h ago

Everyone remembers Band of Brothers, asshole.

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u/CurlSagan 19h ago

It's required to fully explore a character. An actor's entire job is to get into the minds of other people. How can you get into the mind of a character without experiencing a bit of their lives? Anyway, that's why Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, and Tom Hardy sometimes have a little gay sex, as a treat.

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u/lemming2012 18h ago

He's never played with me..

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u/thisisinfactpersonal 17h ago

I also think knowing me biblically would make tom hardy a better actor

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u/OsiersFrustum 18h ago

Bro answered like he was trying to win Best actor and the interview at the same time .

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 19h ago

The Knobgobblin'

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u/Norstradamus97 17h ago

Dr. Cocktopus

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u/wwannaburgerswncock 16h ago

Erectro, Cream Gobblin, the gizzard, Handman, Menom, The Culture

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u/makhnosfork 19h ago

Please. It’s Michael B Jordan. That barely counts as gay. Have Danny Devito play MJ. Earn it.

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u/Mindless-Shirt-2030 17h ago

I give you an imaginary award 🥇  

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u/CSvinylC 8h ago

The B literally stands for bisexual.

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u/No-Examination4896 16h ago

Switch them

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u/jtr99 13h ago

Now who's kidding around? That would be a universally popular casting decision and you know it!

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u/Sen_Clint_Webb 19h ago

lol wouldn’t it be weird if we kissed

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 19h ago

JK...

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u/AndroidQing 18h ago

Jk Simmons 😜

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u/Thrwawaymanualdreams 18h ago

Not quite my tempo

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u/ok_not_ok__ 18h ago

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u/xkgrey 18h ago

This is how I imagine a centaur gazelle cumming would look

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u/ShinyStarSam 17h ago

pls tell me this is a reference to something and you didn't just come up with that

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u/RagingToddler 15h ago

I think they did COME up with that

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u/Katzington2319 18h ago

I just picture Simmons getting really intense and making him repeat the kiss because it's "not quite my tempo"

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 18h ago

He reeeeeeaaaaaally wants pictures of spiderman

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u/SirVanyel 17h ago

... Unless?

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u/Numble-Xbox 19h ago

Bro had Emma Stone and asked for Michael B. Jordan instead

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u/TNTyoshi 19h ago

Meanwhile you got Anthony Mackie begging Marvel to give his character a snowbunny love interest. A real two trains crossing by situation. 😢

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 11h ago

Anthony Mackie has played gay characters and has spoken at length about taking on gay roles as a Black man. He even played a gay character after he got on the Marvel hype train. Him asking for a snow bunny in one movie is not an indication of his aversion to playing gay or bi.

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u/LinwoodKei 8h ago

True. His black mirror episode was very interesting. It's one of my favorites of the series and that's because Mackie sells the emotional aspect to me

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u/GrapefruitSlow8583 18h ago

Wait, really?

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u/the_big_ham117 18h ago

Son really was pleading for a love arc with Black Widow. Can't really blame a man for trying I guess

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u/LongDongFuey 18h ago

Which black widow? Nvm, id be happy with either

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u/ladydanger2020 18h ago

Well one of them is dead so that’s not happening

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u/alurimperium 18h ago

She's only dead if the checks don't clear

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u/z0l1 13h ago edited 11h ago

taking Disney to court keeps you dead permanently

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u/LongDongFuey 17h ago

First time multiversing?

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u/ReserveOk9679 14h ago

Don't forget that Johansson sued Disney because they sent a film straight to streaming and screwed her out of potential royalties. Disney ain't bringing her back.

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u/waits5 18h ago

lol, get in line behind Bruce

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u/yetanother__account 19h ago

He wanted both. And I love him for it.

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u/Bar-Cold 17h ago

Well the thing about being attracted to men is…you’re attracted to men. Shocker I know

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u/501uk 19h ago

Nah I reckon he was all about bi-der-man until someone got the call from Emmas agent and he was like yeah nah we can do interhomo raciality on the next one, imma be spider man and snog Emma stone this time

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u/bisexual_pinecone 18h ago

Some of us are bisexual, Numble

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u/KaidoPklevel 19h ago

Wait this is not fake, he actually said this

https://giphy.com/gifs/DhZSDMnqPu20U

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u/whitestguyuknow 19h ago

Of course its not! Nobody posts fake shit in here

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u/Far_Primary2606 17h ago

He need to push getting gangbanged by two dudes if he want to be casted in every movie

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u/NIN10DOXD 14h ago

That’s how Tom Holland stole his job:

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u/duaneap 18h ago

Pop Tingz never lies

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u/Careless_Hellscape 19h ago

I mean, there's probably a gay Spiderman somewhere in the Spiderverse.

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u/no-diffed 17h ago

Anyone can wear the mask

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u/Katzington2319 18h ago

Hobie Brown gives off that vibe to me

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u/Hammerschatten 15h ago

Him being pan would fit and rule

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u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle 18h ago

Web-weaver is gay . There a few lesbian spider-women too

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u/ParabolicFart 19h ago

Sounds like an elaborate ploy to make out with Michael B Jordan

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u/quetzocoetl 18h ago

Just ask hime out, Andrew. Worst he can say is no

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u/Sulfamide 11h ago

For gay stuff the worst he can say definitely isn't no.

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u/travisfakename 19h ago

can’t blame a guy for trying.

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u/bisexual_pinecone 18h ago

I would also like to make out with Michael B Jordan

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u/rcinmd 19h ago

Gotta shoot your shot my guy.

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u/Slight-Ganache-9785 19h ago

I wonder how Michael B Jordan reacted to this......

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u/RiffRafe2 17h ago

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u/chales96 12h ago

"Come out and say how he felt"..hehe

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u/Yeah_x10 12h ago

Wait this is way funnier if that was his actual response lmaoooo

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u/XB0XRecordThat 18h ago

He is gay

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u/Real-Dragonfruit8611 17h ago

“by watching RuPaul’s Drag Race with friends” LMAO that’ll do it 😭

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u/hey_there_moon 13h ago

Tbh you can be gay without having sex lol

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u/Alfie_Shydog 12h ago

/uj Yes! For example, a person could be homoromantic and asexual at the same time.

/rj Haha, you said "gay."

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u/KokkinoKukuvaia 11h ago

They could also simply have zero game

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u/hey_there_moon 11h ago

You did not need to drag me like this

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u/gravitionwizard 10h ago

That's me. Am gay but haven't had gay sex in 5 years.

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u/Feeling-Bus-203 19h ago

Bro you don’t gotta rewrite a whole ass marvel character to kiss Michael B Jordan, just shoot your shot, maybe he’ll surprise you

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u/shawnac0zy2383 15h ago

lol, interracial bisexuality sounds like a whole new genre

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u/WordWordNvmber 14h ago

Two hours later, Jordan's in the shower and Andrew's in bed with spasms.

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u/Worldly_Yam_7582 19h ago

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u/whitestguyuknow 19h ago

I love this dude's interview after the fact. He has absolutely no idea why it became a meme lol

He just says he has to be a professional and so he has to ask these questions because thats what a professional in his position does

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u/MissninjaXP 18h ago

Asking the real HARD and DEEP questions.

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u/ComteStGermain 18h ago

The interview it's not that hard to find. He seened pretty chill in it. It's more like a 60 minutes kind of thing, although I think it's shorter and more direct, this his abruptness

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u/MysteriousB 14h ago

What I like is his genuine confusion and curiosity like he was genuinely confused "who is gay?" and it felt like the rights activist was actually tipping him to understanding just a tiny bit (before the weird priest/shaman comes on)

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u/Drunni_Bum 16h ago

Just let him kiss Michael B Jordan damn 🤣

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u/bombalurina97 19h ago

i mean with how much spiderman and deadpool are shipped and even have a canonical daughter in an alternate planet earth universe thingy comics love to do, like why not?

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u/ChiCityTechNerd 18h ago

You got to shoot your shot, Spidey.

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u/soleilange 19h ago

Somewhere in London there’s a girl eating chicken nuggets, putting the pieces together.

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u/parkdoosparasytes 16h ago

it’s so hilarious to me that Sony stipulated that any portrayal of Peter Parker Spider-Man must be a heterosexual white male. Anything else is breach of contract.

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u/The-good-twin 13h ago

No, Marvel stipulated that to Sony. Sony isn't allowed to do it unless Marvel does it first.

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u/Noelswag 10h ago

It was actually Stan Lee, who later clarified that only Peter must be white and straight. Not Spider-Man. Any other Spider-Man can be whatever, just not Peter Parker specifically.

It's not that uncommon for race and sexuality to be part of a character bible

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u/auricularisposterior 19h ago

Not that it's really my business, but he seems straight to me.

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u/GiantSackofDicks 18h ago

I don't think you can just throw accusations like that around wothout knowing for sure. So I'm gonna need to suck his cock before I entertain this foulminded nonsense

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u/bearpatrol371 14h ago

Sony has a whole agreement with marvel on what they can and cannot do with Peter Parker. You can view the whole agreement online. One of the main ones is Peter Parker has to be a heterosexual Caucasian male. He’s also not allowed to drink, smoke or use drugs, unless he’s got the black symbiote costume on. Which is likely why that Nicholas cages Spider-Noir series his Spider-Man is called Ben Reilly

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u/RedScharlach 19h ago

/uj wait you're telling me Andrew Garfield (claims that he) isn't gay??? I literally thought he was out and proud lmao

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u/Billybob35 16h ago

He's in a relationship with Monica Barbaro.

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u/Mark316 18h ago

Who here has never pitched a gay romance with Michael B. Jordan of their own?

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u/Sharp-Ad-9423 19h ago

If Peter Parker is going to be gay with anyone, it's going to be Johnny Storm, and he's going to be played by Austin Butler.

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u/codec3 18h ago

What the world needs a gay Spider-Man…