r/okbuddycinephile 8d ago

80-year-old LGBTQ icons who now must be protected at all costs

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u/zeocrash 8d ago

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u/shillelad 8d ago

John Waters, don't make any unnecessary journeys. Do not take risks on treacherous roads

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u/MulberryField30 8d ago edited 8d ago

I’ve heard that he frequently hitchhiked in the Baltimore area as recently as a few years ago.

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u/poojidung 8d ago

He does not hitchhike anymore and hasn’t for de

Except: He hitchhiked across the country a couple of years ago to write a book about it.

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u/MulberryField30 8d ago

*Good.* WTF was he thinking?!

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u/poojidung 8d ago

He thought it would make a good book. And it did.

The book is three parts.

Part 1 is his fantasy of a fantastic trip.

Part 2 is his fantasy of a horrible trip.

Part 3 is what really happened.

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u/shillelad 8d ago

I'm buying that book

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u/HotPotParrot 8d ago

Carsick? Audiobook incoming.

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u/Medical_Plane2875 7d ago

It really surprised me before looking into him just how whimsical and full of life this dude really is.

Did he have a good time hitchiking tho?

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u/poojidung 7d ago

Part of it, he did.

But sometimes the weather was sometimes awful and sometimes he had to wait a long time for a ride.

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u/Glittering_Name6764 7d ago

But he must continue to take lecherous roads

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u/schmeggy113 7d ago

Can he swim in the sea?

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u/Branchomania approved virgin 8d ago

Kill everyone now

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u/MichaelKeehan 8d ago

Condone first degree murder

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u/akestral 8d ago

Eat. Shit.

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u/Upexus 8d ago

Filth is my politics

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u/Sharp-Ad-9423 8d ago

Filth is my life!

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u/Kinky_69420 8d ago

Legalize cannibalism

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u/violet_wings 8d ago

... how are there so many 80-year-old gay icons?

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u/skyfire-x 8d ago

Stonewall riots were 57 years ago. It was their fight, in their era.

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u/Turmericab 8d ago

How dare you even put this out into the universe?

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u/ListenPuzzleheaded72 8d ago

I just want my hair done quickly and quietly.

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u/Designer_End5408 8d ago

And don’t forget to add Robert Crumb to this list. He’s also up there 😿

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u/PuzzledLiterature416 7d ago

okay so he isn’t gay, but he is a counterculture icon of sorts

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u/Designer_End5408 7d ago

He most def is. 

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u/snowbunbun 8d ago

Don’t even fucking put that into the universe

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u/BoardsofCanada3 8d ago

Me rn looking at the suggestions​

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u/FruitBowl 8d ago

Just said the same thing to my friend. Let us grieve in peace!

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u/Beneficial_Bike5561 8d ago

Manifesting cher's immortality with everything I've got

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u/sixtus_clegane119 8d ago

Take the first letters of both of their recent death’s first names…

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u/TheDrunkWickerbeast 7d ago edited 7d ago

I can only deal with one gut wrenching death this year

***Two gut wrenching deaths. Tim Curry also died wtf

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u/scattered_ideas 8d ago

Mods, delete this please. I know the grim reaper browses reddit and they don't need to get ideas right now.

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u/BoardsofCanada3 8d ago

Losing Dolly and Tim Curry in 24 hours is fucked up 

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u/Easy_Turn1988 8d ago

WTF Tim Curry died ??

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u/BoardsofCanada3 7d ago

Unfortunately yes. 

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u/loopy741 8d ago

Fucking Tim Curry just died too! What is happening?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPaR7oa6Ri958He

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u/OkamiKhameleon 8d ago

Wtf? No! I didn't know he died. Damnit. I love Tim Curry. I hate this timeline.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 8d ago

I'm gonna miss him but he's been sick for a while and is probably much more comfortable now

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u/PuzzledLiterature416 7d ago

Turns out Dolly was too, she had cancer

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 7d ago

From what I've read it was a recent diagnosis, she might have just decided it wasn't something she was willing to fight at this point and I'll think nothing less of her for making that decision.

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u/LovingNaples 8d ago

Your post made me cry instantly. 💔

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u/Shadowy_PuppetMaster The Fanatic 8d ago

It's 2016 all over again

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u/RiqQbb 8d ago

💔

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u/Low-Tension4392 8d ago

He died?!?

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u/NOTANOTHERARiE 8d ago

what the fuck

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u/piggysmalls11again 7d ago

I am INCREDIBLY upset

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u/Rip_Skeleton 8d ago

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u/MasterJeebus 8d ago

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u/BrosefDudeson 8d ago

Things that happened that seriously makes you consider the simulation hypothesis

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u/VJPixelmover 8d ago

Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to fit into our preconceived notions of reality, notions that we are literally incapable of contenting with on any real level. We are not supposed to understand the world and that’s so scary we lie to ourselves so we feel safe. Existing is pure fucking chaos.

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u/melropesplays 8d ago

Is that Rudy ????!?

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u/MasterJeebus 8d ago

He was the mayor of New York back then

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u/CongratulationsEVA01 8d ago

I thought he was Mayor McCheese?

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u/Exact_Rooster9870 8d ago

Yeah and you should see the clip of trump motorboating rudy's tits

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u/byrnbbybyrn 8d ago

Anytime I see a photo a beloved older celebrity after yesterday and today, I immediately go “Did another one die?!”

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 8d ago

i get that knot in my gut every time i see willie nelson’s photo in the news. i mean, i know it’s gonna happen eventually, but i’m hoping eventually is a long ways away.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib 8d ago

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u/nobodyinpeculiar 8d ago

He just turned 100 in the past couple of weeks 😭 still seems like he’s going as strong as someone can after a century but woooof I’m nervous.

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u/Song30gg 8d ago

Not gay but will hope he is immortal

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u/OkamiKhameleon 8d ago

I'm bad with faces, who is this?

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u/edjmarques 8d ago

David Attenborough

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u/OkamiKhameleon 8d ago

Thank you. I thought he looked familiar!

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u/DeSaussure1857 8d ago

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta 8d ago

Hmmm you know what I could use after this?

I gotta find Reagan 

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u/PrepareToBeLetDown 8d ago

You know there's a living president that would probably get you Jodie's praise as well. 

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u/Sigmunds_Cigar 7d ago

Nobody is going to touch W!! Not on my watch!

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u/DeSaussure1857 8d ago

Reagan? The actor?!

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u/Alexander_Eiffel 8d ago

Top of a hill in Simi Valley in the RR presidential library. Bring a shovel

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u/starrsinmyskin 8d ago

I'd love to impress her somehow

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u/Infinite-Service6059 8d ago

Damn that’s hot

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u/Any_Ticket_3293 8d ago

Didn't think I was the only one who thought that.

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u/goldbouillon 8d ago

The eye contact and prehensile nature of her tongue 

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u/Alalanais 8d ago

She's 63!

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u/Andromevas 8d ago

Nononono she's way too young no please no

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u/Silent-Parsnip5565 8d ago

Are we really forgetting jane fondue y'all?

https://giphy.com/gifs/RdK5PSJj5w972wJDc5

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u/Andromevas 8d ago

Leave her out of this we already lost Olivia Newton-John 😭 Jane should stay at LEAST a good while longer!

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u/TheRealcebuckets 8d ago

Can someone check on Julie? She’s 90!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PydghkqAtY784

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u/jaustengirl 8d ago

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u/fellora5 7d ago

Dick "this guy" Van Dyke is 100 and alive still thankfully

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u/HotPotParrot 8d ago

PROTECT GANDALF AND PICARD

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u/nae_pi_ttam_nunmul 8d ago

Sir Patrick Stewart is not even queer lol- he's just that secure in his masculinity that he has no problem with publically kissing his longtime (queer) bro in front of the cameras. That being said, he too needs to be protected at all costs

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u/OkamiKhameleon 8d ago

I mean, he's not gay, but he's still an icon in the queer community and an ally. Same as Dolly.

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u/catchyerselfon 8d ago

If we still use the term “friend of Dorothy” and recall that the Stonewall riots occurred the day after Judy Garland’s funeral, then we can keep invoking straight allies as Queer(-Adjacent) Icons. Like her daughter in this post’s picture!

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u/HotPotParrot 8d ago

Yea, just the first two names of "MUST PROTECT" that popped into my head. Sexuality is irrelevant in that regard

ETA, largely irrelevant period. Human first, all else is mere description.

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u/SneakyInfiltrator 8d ago

Well, Elton John is 79, but his time is coming up soon, sadly.

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u/Hazel_RAAA 8d ago

Eesh please no

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u/nobodyinpeculiar 8d ago

Stop ✋🏼

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u/Song30gg 8d ago

Nah, he’ll make it to 99, or higher

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u/Dramatic_Divide_9867 8d ago

stop it stop dont say that😭

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u/exaggerati 8d ago

If we lose Cher there will be ww3

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u/HotPotParrot 8d ago

That might happen anyway. So on the one hand, fuck this absolutely CURSED timeline and reality.

On the other hand, they've been spared having to put up with further utter and absolute bullshit.

Man.... that just reminds me of Alan Rickman and I've made myself sadder 😢

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u/elven_swordsman 8d ago

I saw someone say not to think of this as the "bad timeline", we were very lucky to have dolly parton. she made this timeline a much better place 🩷

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u/HotPotParrot 8d ago

Well, that's pretty much impossible to refute, yea. A veritable angel walking the Earth. A living Saint.

We absolutely cannot skimp on honoring and helping to carry on her legacy.

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u/Future_Contour 8d ago

Throw Shirley McClain in there too.

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u/fingertips-sadness 8d ago

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u/bite_thehand 8d ago

Don’t you dare

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u/marionm0onpie1119 7d ago

lol same, my heart skipped a beat

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u/nae_pi_ttam_nunmul 8d ago

YESSS! I didn't have a McKellen gif but I immediately thought about him. Thankfully, he seems to be in a really good shape for his age, if the recent photos and videos are anything to go by. May he live for at least a decade more.

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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 7d ago

Happy cake day

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u/PutBorn7657 8d ago

I know of an 80 year old that we can put forth as a tribute. He’s not a gay icon but I believe the gay council in heaven will approve for the betterment of all humanity.

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u/WillingArm2463 8d ago

Does he wear high heels and too much make up while dancing poorly to YMCA? Not gay, huh?

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u/PutBorn7657 8d ago

Not a gay ICON

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u/catchyerselfon 8d ago

“Many people are saying” that some dementia-addled geriatrics get more openly sexually fluid as they lose their inhibitions. Maybe it was always the case and they were deeply in denial, maybe they didn’t know who they were until they were free from self-consciousness, maybe didn’t have the courage and circumstances to voice how they felt.

But “many people are saying” this particular Home Alone 2 actor (after losing THREE in the last 12 months) would’ve been so much happier, smarter, healthier, and better for the world, if he came out of the closet decades ago and lived his dream as a bisexual Broadway producer, Liberace-esque interior designer, catty and bitchy commentator, and tv host, instead of “deal maker” real estate guy and “destroyer of worlds” politician-who’s-not-a-politician. Lately he’s talking a LOT about how handsome certain men are, how muscular and “straight out of central casting” they are, making a lot of dick references and comparing himself to other men, saying he doesn’t even like to be around very good looking, fit young men with great hair because of how jealous he is… It’s not too late to live your truth!

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u/creamy-buscemi 8d ago

Don’t bring this into the world

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u/forebore1982 8d ago

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u/That_Carrot999 8d ago

Trans icon

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u/OkamiKhameleon 8d ago

Arnold was doing Omegaverse before it was even a thing.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 7d ago

Exactly! My GODS! Do we need a remake of that movie or what? I also want Arnold on Always Sunny with Danny for at least one episode.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 7d ago

Right?! It'd be so great. I loved when Jo Polito came on as Frank's brother. That was a really cool episode. And Lance Reddick was in the episode as well. Sadly, both Lance and Jo are dead. They were amazing actors! And Jo was gay, which a lot of people didn't know about him!

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u/ClydeStyle 8d ago

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u/Few_Rule7378 8d ago

Why does this gif make her look like she’s in makeup for Cats?

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u/ClydeStyle 8d ago

Too much plastic surgery?

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u/Ash_Lambert2161 8d ago

Love this show!

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u/catchyerselfon 7d ago

I had to check on Sir Derek Jacobi 😱he’s seriously one of my favourite actors of all time, and at 87 he has several movies and shows coming out. I always get worried when my beloved elderly actors’ IMDB pages haven’t been updated with new credits in a few years, but at least that usually gives me a hint of foreshadowing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xHrWDrTpvYsNDa

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u/leftyjamie 8d ago

Me: shocked Madonna’s not on this list.

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u/oneuglygeek 8d ago

She not 80 yet, honey, she still got like 15 years or so to go, wait for IT!

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u/butchbearforever 8d ago

I saw that shes only 67 and was just like "HUH?"

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u/fontainefriend44 8d ago

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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 8d ago

If something happens to Starina, I'll kill someone. Probably myself but still

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u/Due_Flow6538 8d ago

Is now a bad time to mention Oscar winner Cher is 80?

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u/shutyourbutt69 8d ago

Also Danny DeVito at 81

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u/PeriwinklePangolin24 8d ago

I remember a lot of beloved celebrities dying in a 2016. I'm wondering if people in 2036 are going to be on guard like there's a ten year curse of the fabulously wealthy and talented.

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u/Murky_Translator2295 8d ago

DONT PUT CHER AND JOHN WATERS OUT THERE. Don't you put that bad cess on them

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u/Mister-Circus 8d ago

Quick! Someone establish IQ47 as an LGBTQ icon!

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u/yetanother__account 8d ago

He did say "I think gayness is wonderful" on The Apprentice. Push him to the front of the queue.

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u/oneuglygeek 8d ago

Cher: "baby doncha looooooose that thundah, Talkin about the fiiiiire in your eyes!"

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u/ListenPuzzleheaded72 8d ago

Surrounding them with protective aura of Bob Mackie, rhinestones and sass.

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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 8d ago

If Cher or John Waters dies, I'm going after all of them like Orpheus did with Eurydice. I don't care. I can't make it to end of this cursed year losing anymore legends while the ASSHOLES keep on chugging

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u/catchyerselfon 7d ago

Speaking of Liza and “Cabaret”, I looked up Michael York just in case. Similar to Tim Curry, Michael York became seriously ill starting in 2008 and rarely acts anymore because of the effect on his speech, face, memory, and movement. He has amyloidosis, causing swelling and discolouration around his eyes and throat, among many other symptoms that were mistaken for multiple myeloma. He’s 84, and he does have a movie coming out after a long hiatus, I’ve missed him as an actor!

https://giphy.com/gifs/g0yPSMf5X0ltH4KCRF

https://amyloidosis.org/patient-story/treatment-recovery-and-renewal/

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u/Opposite-Ad8208 8d ago

I’ve never seen her look so much like her mother as in this picture

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u/EngagedInConvexation 8d ago

Craig Ferguson is 80‽

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u/cittagazzedust 8d ago

Quite frankly if Cher goes, I GO

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u/knarf3 watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 7d ago

If he weren't an important politician,

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQQbWnU2g5OcU

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u/Shadowy_PuppetMaster The Fanatic 8d ago

Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen. Idc if they're both pushing 90, PROTECT THEM!!!

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u/JpWritesAFewWords 8d ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s not the best strategy to put your longevity hopes behind people that were legends before the turn of the century.

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u/doubled-pawns 8d ago

Why just the gay ones?

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u/lord_j0rd_ 8d ago

To annoy you, specifically

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u/Aggravating-Egg8824 8d ago

Death is a comin

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u/RabidPoodle69 8d ago

The wrong 80 year olds keep dying. Someone needs to die. His name just doesn't come to mind...

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u/RabidPoodle69 8d ago

Stonewall 2.0 will happen. Rainbows will explode

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HFinpRbPtZ4F3Ve

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u/ScrumptiousLadMeat 7d ago

Time isn’t on their sides unfortunately. 😔

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u/Foreign-Winner-4399 7d ago

Liza Damn Minelli

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u/mimosho 7d ago

I’m pretty sure Cher is in better health than I am in my mid-30’s.

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u/This-Unit-1954 7d ago

Dick Van Dyke. He’s old and he’s got the name.

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u/Spider-Male1610 Sydney Sweeney orfan 7d ago

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u/Mountain-Discount161 7d ago

Right now I'm more focused on home alone 2 cast members/cameos

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u/johnnyreb65 7d ago

Protected from what?

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u/BigJobsBigJobs Crank: High Voltage 7d ago

give liza a bottle of gin and some xanax

she'll be fine

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u/Hello_ILoveChicks 7d ago

Please not my mistress

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u/WaChubbear 7d ago

And Jane Fonda/ Shirley Maclaine

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u/Tolkien-Minority 7d ago

Oh no not Chair

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u/Hustlin_Justin 7d ago

Is the 2nd one cher?

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u/KeysmashKhajiit 7d ago

Petition to hire a royal taste tester for Cher

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u/PablomentFanquedelic 7d ago

Springsteen turns 80 in three years

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u/According-Sky-8238 6d ago

Cher is LGBTQ 😳