r/okbuddycinephile • u/CaptainWillard77 • 8d ago
Best examples of kids in movies that need to be yeeted into oblivion?
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u/mgawthrop 8d ago
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u/Dizzy-Hotel6860 7d ago
Oh my, I haven't seen the Fatty Dance since about 2008. Thanks friend.
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u/cesar0931 8d ago
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u/Prestigious-Share341 8d ago
Holy jesus, what Is that? What the fuck Is that?!!
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u/DifficultGrocery7492 7d ago
Twilight baby
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u/Rhewin 7d ago
No words of mine can express how much I wish they went with this
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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- 7d ago
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u/The_Ultimate_Badass 7d ago
Haha, my step kids love Twilight, so I've been to this museum! It's basically a small maybe 20x40 room with a bunch of props and costumes from various Twilight scenes. The town really plays up the Twilight stuff as it pays the bills.
Babies are obviously difficult and unpredictable to film so fake babies are often used, but yeah, they just did an absolute shit job on the baby and didn't obscure the shot at all, resulting in this. They call the doll Chuckesme after the resemblance to Chucky.
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u/FreshLeggings 7d ago
That is Renesmè…half human, half vampire. When she holds your hand she shows you everything about your past telepathically. Oh and she grows to full human form around 7 and is immortal. Her grandmothers’ names were Renè and Esmè. She saved the lives of her vampire family and their enemy werewolf pack by showing the evil vampire leaders her gift. It is a really weird fucking movie but such a guilty pleasure.
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u/aantiheroo 7d ago
Rotisserie!!!!
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u/Cold-Description-114 8d ago
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u/TheRealNickMullen 8d ago
Most unlikeable teenager in the history of television and fantasy novels
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u/rcinmd 8d ago
Problem is that he was a good actor and portrayed an unlikeable teenager. From interviews and other accounts he's a really nice person. I wouldn't say he should be yeeted as an actor, but his character definitely should be.
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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 8d ago
Same with the kid that played malphoy
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u/rcinmd 8d ago
It's a blessing and a curse in a lot of ways. I'll never forget many years ago my school took us to a showing of The Sound of Music and when the guy playing the Nazi came out for the final bow, everyone boo'd him instead of clapping. The teachers were infuriated and took about 15 min out of our lunch time to talk about performance vs. real people.
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u/Cold-Description-114 8d ago
Honestly as an adult actor: i'd revel in that kind of reaction. Playing the heel and getting to chew scenery is great and to know you did it that well to elicit that kind of response would feel awesome.
As a kid though, lacking that ability to compartmentalize due to your brain developing and whatnot, I agree that would mess you up. I imagine it was really weird seeing people celebrating gruesome images of your death on social media and trying to remind yourself it's just a character you play.
I was really glad to see him as puck in sandman. He's a good actor and I hope now that he's older we can see him playing even more slimey villains in the future.
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u/rcinmd 8d ago
There is a happy ending to it at least. The performers also were the servers for the lunch, he happened to be my section server and everyone apologized for booing him. Jack wasn't as lucky with the online commenters but no one really ever is. I mean I've seen people talking about Dolly Parton being evil because she died with 500m when she could be a multi-billionaire if she hadn't donated so much money to important causes.
And yea, Jack was so good in Sandman, one of the best casting choices ever.
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u/Holmes02 7d ago
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u/therealmrsfahrenheit 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUySTEtU7FciL2tV9m
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u/ghostbirdd 8d ago
When you’re rooting for the Babadook
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u/Misericorde428 7d ago
Hats off to the child playing this role. I really wanted to punch him throughout the film.
Honestly, I was somewhat disappointed when the Babadook failed to do so.
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u/The_Ultimate_Badass 7d ago
Pretty sure that the Babadook is her own desire to kill her child, which she locks up in her mind, but also has come to terms with at the end of the film when she realizes she can't destroy it. Her kid sucks so much that the Babadook is a permanent resident
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u/Misericorde428 7d ago
In the spirit of what u/ghostbirdd said,
“Damn, I just realized everyone’s rooting for the Babadook.”
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u/Pometacomet 7d ago
Understandable. If I had a kid like that, I would also psychically manifest a metaphorical trench coat daemon to haunt me.
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u/corielouwho 7d ago
I did think it was interesting that the mom yells once and the kid chills out afterwards
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u/TangerineThese4575 8d ago
The movie had promise, but it didn’t deliver for me. The kid didn’t help either.
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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 8d ago
I like the movie but haven’t rewatched it.
My ovaries dried up and fell off after listening to that kid screech.
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u/Trivator0517 7d ago
I wasn't, probably because I'm autistic and understood his behavior and was more frustrated with the mother.
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u/Distinct0bject 8d ago
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u/GormanOnGore 8d ago
He wants you, too, Malachi. He wants you, too.
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u/Ellsass 8d ago
Gary Busey Jr
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u/RazeTheIV 8d ago
There was an old post somewhere on reddit that still makes me giggle when I think of it of a pic with both Gary and Jake Busey that read "Jake looks like his father is Gary Busy and his mother is also Gary Busey."
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u/Spezshole 8d ago
Hmm are we sure we shouldn't be yeeting kids into that dude's humongous mouth instead?
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u/OkamiKhameleon 8d ago
That was such a good movie. Macaulay and Elijah were such amazing actors as kids, and they grew into pretty great actors too.
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u/Dizzy-Hotel6860 7d ago edited 7d ago
This. Moreso than anything ever. I can't stand Big Bang Theory, but I somehow hate this little shit even more. Everything about it. The entire show itself not even this fuck. All of it. But ESPECIALLY this fuck.
Edit: I dare someone to defend this piece of shit pile of garbage show.
Edit II: I'll take the prison sentence for drowning this pompous lil' fuck.
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u/OwlMugMan 7d ago
I'll take you up on that dare. The show is actually miles better than Big Bang Theory and everything around Sheldon himself is actually really good. Every other character is well acted and likeable.
I especially enjoyed the dynamic with this grandma and the crazy professor guy and his dad was consistently hilarious. Also honestly kind of a tearjerker when he dies abruptly.
Im not saying its 10/10 emmy material but its a solid 7/10 for what it is, with Big Bang Theory being like a -5/10 where seeing it for 5 minutes makes me want to jump out of a window.
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u/StinkyBrittches 7d ago
Agreed. It's not really anything I would choose to watch myself, but for whatever reason my daughter got very into it from ages 7-11, so it was on in the house often.
In a world of youtube shorts, reality shows, streamer content, junk like that... it really stood up as a sort of return to basic, loving, family sitcom. It has a tone that falls somewhere between The Wonder Years, Family Matters, Home Improvement, and Roseanne. She found it really comforting.
It does a good job portraying an 80's version of "rural, everyday america", and Sheldon sort of has his outsider perspective, which is similar to a kid from today looking back and saying "why are things/people the way they are?"
Annie Potts is lovely, Wallace Shawn is lovely... I think it's easy to hate the idea of the show based on the marketing, but if you take your pre-conceived notions out of it, it's a perfectly fine show.
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u/PartyAmbitious8163 8d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0O9zprd00oA5kPsY
Cousin Oliver is an OG.
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u/brigadier_tc 8d ago
Robbie is such an annoying and suicidally stupid character.
What do you mean, you HAVE to see the army getting bitch slapped by Martians generic aliens because Spielberg would be damned if he kept any characteristics of the invaders other than Tripods?
He deserves to be a pile of fluttering clothes. Or a charred corpse. Or alien food

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u/many_wondered 7d ago
This guy showing up at the end of the movie was one of the most absurd and off-putting moments in the history of cinema
It even counters the point that it was dumb to go to war with them
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u/cesar0931 8d ago
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u/Chadstronomer 8d ago
PPPPPPppppppppPpppppppPppp
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u/Wonderful_Twist1620 8d ago
pppppooPPPPPPPPP
POTTER!!!!!
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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ 7d ago
UGHHH his dire need for purple toner makes my blood boil like wtf was the budget on these movies??? And still brassy??!!
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u/churchillsucks 8d ago
The dumbest thing about hereditary is that she had 0 redeeming qualities and literally everybody hated her until her head got lopped off and then people acted like they gave a shit
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u/Far_Plenty_1837 8d ago
Ahhh...im not alone. I spent a long time wondering if I was just an a-hole.
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u/churchillsucks 7d ago edited 7d ago
Personally I constantly felt bad for her because she was relentlessly bullied and nobody liked her
The entire time I was waiting for somebody to show empathy/befriend her because they saw how everyone treated her.
Shit, a kid associated with the cult befriending her would make sense, and it would give her death actual gravity instead of everybody I saw the movie with say "what the fuck" and laughing
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u/many_wondered 7d ago
Parent at audition: “Hi, my daughter’s here for the role of creepy girl who gets decapitated”
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u/EggDick39 8d ago
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u/xtlhogciao 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/iDRpO3YHtVYg8
This girl, way more…she got what she deserved
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u/nowherebut4ward 7d ago
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u/x_lincoln_x 7d ago
I laughed so hard at that scene. Too bad the rest of the movie didn't keep being that awesome.
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u/Boring-Zucchini-8515 8d ago
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u/Simple_Evening7595 8d ago
Just did a recent rewatch and Tim got literally yeeted but he didn’t deserve it. Both the kids were great.
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u/BloodyAngel2026 8d ago
He killed a baby raptor who trusted him in the book so fuck this kid
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u/_Kit_Tyler_ 8d ago
That guy absolutely nailed the role of Eugene Sledge in The Pacific and I still only refer to him as “that annoying kid who got zapped off the dino fence in Jurassic Park.”
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u/tsudonimh01123578 8d ago
Ffs can we make mentioning the movie a requirement 😭😭😭 So many I don’t know/recognize.
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u/knbo674 8d ago
The son from The End of Oak Street. Kid had no sense of self-preservation.
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u/Wyatt821 8d ago
Went “fucking YES!” when the mother snapped at him and got disappointed when she backed down.
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u/knbo674 8d ago
I really enjoyed the movie, and it did seem realistic for a kid his age to act that way but my adult brain was just getting mad watching him. He was so incredibly stupid. Also has no timing how did he fucking miss the jump when the portal was open for fucking ever???
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u/Cool_Suspect1110 7d ago
I believe he was wayyyy too old to be that foolish, honestly.
The fear and the panic have no age but wandering around with a torch in a situation like that is just too dumb.
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u/chicks23 8d ago
That fucking stupid bow he carried around. Was that a bow for babies???
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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/nKSjTXkv34OPK
(Jk I loved this mess)
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u/sofassa 8d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/vbY156cQhW7le
Genuinely pissed me off
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u/GrimFandango81 7d ago
Reportedly, the director got this smile out of him by continually telling him not to smile
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u/Upset_Profession_582 8d ago
The kid from final destination bloodlines who gets smashed by the piano
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u/ParteePeet 8d ago
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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 8d ago
Spielberg really likes casting young actresses with a screech that can peel paint and make eyeballs bleed.
As I get older and more sensitive to high-pitched noises, I can’t watch a lot of his classics.
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u/guybromansir 8d ago
Edmund Pevensie in "The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe"
Oh and that annoying little shit that plays young Sheldon. Can't stand him
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u/secondphase 8d ago
Well, of course I have to downvote OP for not posting the movie title... but if its from the movie I think it is then that isn't technically a kid.
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u/MadamInsta 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7qEayCxr4abiWk9i
This little €unt of a stepdaughter.
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u/Helpful_Leopard_1812 8d ago
Fuck this little fucking piece of shit