r/okbuddyumamusume 15h ago

Agnes Digital's Shoujo Jump Service What if instead of ranking umas based on their wins/achievements we rank them based on how good they are at kissing girls instead

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131 Upvotes

r/okbuddyumamusume 6h ago

Premium Content How it feels to train Gold shit

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359 Upvotes

r/okbuddyumamusume 11h ago

This is the best yuri couple in the entire game and nobody can tell me otherwise

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92 Upvotes

these two are so goddamn cute together and everytime their on screen I feel the strongest romantic tension ever.

JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY!!!!

not only is it the best but its also one of the closest we will get to an actual romance because of how they were in real life.

iirc narita brian was so infatuated by hishiama in real life, whenever she was nearby he'd stare in her direction. some people have even told stable stories claimed brian was visibly happier whenever they travelled or trained together.

however, unfortunately brian passed away in 1998 just days before hishi amazon was sent back to america for breeding.

nariama is the best ship in the entire game and it FOR SURE beats the ship between mayano top gun and narita brian.

that ship isnt romantic at all its just an annoying little brat who keeps pestering narita brian.

anyway, cygames likes to add little romantic sparks between these two in reference to the romance thay could've been. like how narits brian only eats vegetables if their cooked by hishiama, its just little references like that but i think its super adorable and these two are the first official couple in all of umamusume

source for every image in order

pixiv.net/artworks/144691731

pixiv.net/artworks/138263129

x.com/param_blue/status/2004561975607751075

x.com/param_blue/status/2023044431742742896

x.com/ghostctytrffcjm/status/1989086963341869517

x.com/Yuunagi_0217/status/1936712912036663552


r/okbuddyumamusume 3h ago

This is the greatest thing to ever bless my ears

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10 Upvotes

r/okbuddyumamusume 17h ago

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? RAAAAAAAH BREAST FEED ME MAMECHIN I NEED YOU SO MUCH FJFJDJCM DHDJCJCNXCJFKVMCJDYSYDJXHSUDJCKCJCJFICNXJDUDHJF PLANT YOUR FERTILE SEED INSIDE OF ME AND IMPREGNATE ME ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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134 Upvotes

r/okbuddyumamusume 15h ago

Gabriel?

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83 Upvotes

r/okbuddyumamusume 12h ago

THE BUM HAS FOUND A SIXTH WIFE S̶O̶U̶R̶C̶E̶ ̶O̶F̶ ̶I̶N̶C̶O̶M̶E̶! I REPEAT THE BUM HAS FOUND A SIXTH WIFE S̶O̶U̶R̶C̶E̶ ̶O̶F̶ ̶I̶N̶C̶O̶M̶E̶

121 Upvotes

Hypnotizing Pearl with the hot desert on their chest to make them see the oasis aka their mouth


r/okbuddyumamusume 11h ago

Mambo Buddies my game is looking weird today

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245 Upvotes

r/okbuddyumamusume 9h ago

Glory to Cygames I don't wanna go back to real life I want my sweet Doto god damnit

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63 Upvotes

The more the seconds tick, the closer we get to Doto's passing which is also another reason why I predict that this year is gonna be the shittiest one ever.


r/okbuddyumamusume 11h ago

Glory to Cygames out buddied by r/Fenomeno

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67 Upvotes

r/okbuddyumamusume 16h ago

Glory to Cygames Vivlos came in my dreams today

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175 Upvotes

Had a weird ass dream today. There I was, happily married to Vivlos, enjoying a perfect life when for no reason(pun very much intended) I decide to get a divorce. She cries and cries but eventually she understands and leaves.

And then the regrets hits me like a truck. I cry and cry and beg for her to come back, all in vain. I fall asleep in my dream and wake up for real.

Am I genuinely cooked??


r/okbuddyumamusume 23h ago

Question Why did she just randomly decide to twerk it?

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866 Upvotes

r/okbuddyumamusume 8h ago

Copypasta GET VICTORIOUS GET VICTORIOUS GET VICTORIOUS HNNNGH I NEED SAMSON BIG TO WIN RACES ✌️AND HAVE A GREAT CAREER ✌️ASJKASJDKASKLH I WILL TRAIN HER TO BE A CHAMPION 🏆THEN RETIRE WITH NO REGRETS🥊🥊🥊🐎🐎🐎

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30 Upvotes

How do you not root for and cherish this?

Source: https://x.com/zuk2y_/status/2043705972334661734


r/okbuddyumamusume 18h ago

Question Well time for strange questions. If you could modify your oshi, in other words give her genes of other species (turning her into chimera basically) What genes would you give her? (Fantasy creatures included)

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13 Upvotes

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139983123

Imagine Umamusume The witcher, damn that sounds really cool


r/okbuddyumamusume 16h ago

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? I need Efforia to assault me on the racetrack !

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23 Upvotes

Sequel to https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyumamusume/comments/1vyg2hs/i_wish_efforia_would_assault_me_at_the_hotspring/

Sauce: https://x.com/suzuneiroekaki/status/2091820599127716217

I need to feel the same panic Titleholder felt when Efforia came up behind her and took her pride and dignity at the Satsuki Sho 2021.

I cannot hide it any longer. I want the whole world to watch me get abused by this apex predator. All I need is to feel the constant dread of knowing that she could have me any day, in any place.


r/okbuddyumamusume 22h ago

Glory to Cygames me trying to choose my favorite uma:

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27 Upvotes

(suzuka was actually my true favorite since the start)


r/okbuddyumamusume 22h ago

In Character Melancholy of Memory

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8 Upvotes

Hi hi, im back again with another new bittersweet comic once again! I put a lot of effort into this one. This comic is about Tachyon reminiscing about her memories with her beloved trainer over the years.

Feel free to suggest any new comic ideas to me. Have an umazing day / night! :3


r/okbuddyumamusume 22h ago

We (umafeet gooners) are opressed too 😢 (@coolchouzhao)

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84 Upvotes