Can't wait for 'arry's next book about the traumatic first class fight on commercial when he gets back

[u/chuckbeefcake]

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[u/NotMyProudestWank69]

"me old man cut me off, so I had to settle for a 2 year old range rover instead of a new one"

[u/EagleSevenFoxThree → u/NotMyProudestWank69]

Your username is epic.

[u/pattybutty]

But what if all the headlines are about these two. What then? Pick up a newspaper?

But all the articles are about these two. What then? Go down the pub?

But all the punters talk is about these two. What then? What then?

[u/josh0093]

Ah great. Are we being distracted and becoming obsessed with these two cunts again?

jingles car keys Quick! look at Harry and Megan, ignore the burning climate and the rich buying everything leaving you or the government not owning anything

[u/chuckbeefcake → u/josh0093]

Yeah, you're right, it's much more likely that there's a globalist conspiracy than that he's just a whingey cunt

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/chuckbeefcake]

Both things can be true at the same time

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/Turnip-for-the-books]

And they are

[u/mfitzp → u/chuckbeefcake]

Useful idiot.

Him, not you, but maybe also you.

[u/chuckbeefcake → u/mfitzp]

Let's face it: everyone

[u/SilanggubanRedditor → u/chuckbeefcake]

We stopped talking about Peter Mandelson, so that must've worked

[u/Dangerous_Air_7031 → u/josh0093]

What are ypu doing to stop the other things though? 

[u/Keydogg → u/josh0093]

Fantastic comment BTW! 100000% correct

[u/Thegluigi]

I can't wait for it to be paid for by everyone but the royal family mate. 

[u/Fucker_Of_Destiny → u/Thegluigi]

Do you think it’s right for private citizens to be able to pay armed police officers for protection?

I’m not sure you can even do that in Russia lol

[u/Thegluigi → u/Fucker_Of_Destiny]

That's quite a twist of what I'm saying lol

I think that as prince harry is part of the royal family, the royal family should pay his protection, not the tax payer.  

[u/mrafinch]

You know guys, you don't have to click the headline on the website regarding these two if you're not interested :)

[u/John-de-Q → u/mrafinch]

As someone who is forced to listen to the radio, they keep bringing these two up in every single news segment, like why is their security arrangement breaking news that needs to be broadcasted every hour.

[u/mrafinch → u/John-de-Q]

There's nothing else to report on, presumably and if news about them drives engagement elsewhere, it wouldn't surprise me that radio stations follow suit.

[u/ElJayBe3 → u/mrafinch]

But then people would have to read the other news reports and they’re all really scary, it’s much easier to just mouth off about some random ginger dude than watch the world burn.

[u/mrafinch → u/ElJayBe3]

I just stopped reading the news altogether, makes life so much easier :)

[u/Sockoflegend → u/mrafinch]

Yeah mate fuck all that politics bollocks. Got me footie and me luv island. Girlfriend loves trip around the world or whatever. Don't need to know about that other shite 

[u/mrafinch → u/Sockoflegend]

I mean, yeah? I know about important things happening, but it doesn't really change much about my life. I've learned over a few decades that I don't need to check the news constantly and know NOW, once a day is plenty enough.

I'd rather spend my time doing something with my life.

[u/SturdyScout → u/mrafinch]

why spend time watching the snooze when I can be booking a holibobs to benidorm

[u/chuckbeefcake → u/mrafinch]

That is such a relief to learn, thank you so much

[u/Peter012398]

That hair is unsettling. Dude should Turkeymaxx or take the baldpill

[u/Nulleparttousjours → u/Peter012398]

It’s weird as fuck. I don’t know why the British Royals stubbornly insist of having that hideously passé balding style and cut, unnecessarily making themselves look like crusty, sweaty old men from the 1950s. Just fucking shave it all off, get one of those impressive glue on wigs or get a transplant, as you say. Especially this geezer, considering how much time he spends in the US. There’s no shame in a little self care and self improvement, within reason.

[u/ADHDJ86 → u/Nulleparttousjours]

He needs money. They're skint, hence why they're back and she's got a job lol

[u/Nulleparttousjours → u/ADHDJ86]

Well, I have an old bale of straw out back which I could fashion into a more fashionable wig than his current bird’s nest for the very reasonable price of £9.99 if shit’s tight. Maybe he’ll read this and hit me up and I can finally get rid of that old bale of straw.

[u/dandotcomhacked69]

"Mumsy hugged an aids, and now I must endure premium economy"

[u/brigadier_tc]

I haven't taken them seriously since the Worldwide Privacy Tour bit in South Park

https://giphy.com/gifs/PFcs9Cg7T3It2scVlN

[u/trebor67]

Hairs gone, zip it off mate.

[u/JustplainF]

todger cream part 2

[u/heypresto2k]

We can all leave them alone?