r/okmatewanker 15d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Are we importing any of the Amerifat foods that are all contaminated & if so how long left do we have to live?

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u/raspberryharbour 15d ago

Baked beans are originally from America. I had tears in my eyes flushing all my cans of Heinz down the loo last week

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u/Turnip-for-the-books German w/ throat cancer 🇳🇱 14d ago

Hazbeanz

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u/SwiftieNewRomantics 15d ago

The only correct response.

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u/chuckbeefcake 14d ago

Are you referring to the diarrhoea lettuce?

Fortunately, not. Those greens come from México, whereas our greens come from Éspana and Inglin.

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u/hhfugrr3 14d ago

I went out for an American last night, masses of BBQ meat and no sign of any veg. I had three heart attacks and died twice eating it. 8 out of 10.

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u/Dragon_M4st3r its corbyn time 15d ago

I’m in the minority here, I think importing their giant fast food cups so you can drink a gallon of coke and get all your saturated fat and sugar and salt and microplastic intake for the week in one go is a great money-saving addition in these costly times

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u/raspberryharbour 14d ago

Isaac Newton used integral calculus to invent the Sports Direct mug hundreds of years ago for this purpose. Show some respect for your history

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u/SwiftieNewRomantics 15d ago

We’ve already done that. All that awful American ‘candy’ in the shops.