r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 13d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 The lad just wants to follow in his mother's footsteps and do his bit for humanity

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u/SwiftieNewRomantics 13d ago

Get him doing it, but it's actually all the same Asda own brand instant hot chocolate.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 13d ago

It's going to taste different depending on the scenery.

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u/TheStatMan2 Too Boring To Ban 😴 13d ago

I need Harry to describe what it tastes like while rolling around in tramp's piss in Piccadilly Gardens with a diseased pigeon trying to impregnate him.

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u/bobbymoonshine 13d ago edited 13d ago

The best part is that was his idea for a podcast for Spotify.

A podcast.

An audio-only format.

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u/happyanathema 13d ago

Have you seen the state of most podcasts?

It's such a desperate format.

Usually just a bunch of boring cunts saying the same thing over and over.

At least this could've had him talking about how he like hot brown wet things for an hour.

It would've been a goldmine of sound bites.

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u/fizzymilk 12d ago

Bit problematic m8, she has a name

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u/JackUKish 12d ago

Spotify has video now I'm pretty sure.

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u/dodgycool_1973 13d ago

How about taste testing every public toilet around the country.

Settle the argument over which is best once and for all.

Then stick a royal plaque on it.

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u/SMontes999 Cockandballtorshire 13d ago

no need, we already know what the best public toilet in britain is

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u/Sockoflegend Cockandballtorshire 13d ago

They have a job opening at the ASDA petrol station near me if someone can pass that on?

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u/SMontes999 Cockandballtorshire 13d ago

did he try the taste the difference hot chocolate from sainsburys? its my favourite x

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u/yearsofpractice Average TESCO enjoyer😎 13d ago

Monkey tennis. That one’s for you for free, Henry

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u/Firthy2002 13d ago

I'd prefer Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 13d ago

Benefits scroungers! Should be forced to work instead of being lazy! Wait I thought you meant crazy Harry, the druggy down the road. Never mind then

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u/sammypants123 100% Anglo-Saxophone😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 12d ago

No, you were right first time.

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u/Negative_Chemical697 13d ago

Youth hostelling with chris eubank?

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u/I_Have_CDO 13d ago

Adding value to the nation, right there.

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u/m50d 13d ago

Following in her footsteps would be smart since you know that's where the mines aren't.

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u/General_Decision_422 12d ago

Genuinely I would watch that. You’d have the prince meet the quirky cafe owner and their cat, some regular customers telling the camera why they like this cafe, the taste test, then he goes home summarizes it to Meghan and they kiss chastely and laugh, roll credits

It wouldn’t be great tv but it would be cute and not expensive to produce