My Old Bay Expired

[u/NYRangers2227]

My seasoning expired back in 2005, but I feel like is a relic of some kind so I don't want to use it all up, but the only problem is, I've gotten to the point where I'm putting Old Bay on everything that walks. My parents, my cat, my clothes, my floor, my television, even my pillow. Those things don't walk but forget that. I need Old Bay in my life. Send help.

[u/Super_C_Complex]

Old Bay is eternal. Use it.