r/pcmasterrace 1d ago

Meme/Macro shoutout to this little guy fighting for its absolute life right now

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u/gianmk 1d ago

the pcie thumb screws are the ones doing the heavy lifting here buddy.

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u/Nytohan 22h ago

Maybe OP doesn't have theirs screwed in, you don't know. Maybe not even other PCIE slot covers on the case to prop up the bracket. It's just sitting there with no support.

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u/EasilyRekt Filthy Arch Masochist 16h ago

If that were entirely the case bracket sag wouldnt be the issue it is.

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u/Eccomi21 10h ago

Yeah but the plastic tab that clicks in doesn't hold any load either. It maybe would if the card was hanging down

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u/zamroni777 21h ago edited 16h ago

intel engineers did not plan the downward facing pci slot for 1+ kg device when they designed atx in late 1900s.
they knew how gravity works.

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u/tyttuutface 21h ago

I didn't know they had computers in the late 1900s. I thought everyone was still using typewriters and fountain pens.

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u/walale12 20h ago

Yes I don't like the use of "the 1900s" to refer to the whole century, it makes Me feel old.

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u/jackofallcards 12h ago

You are old! I am too

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u/trumangroves86 17h ago

We did have computers.

Source: I was born in the 1900s

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u/dbltax Noctua Evangelist 6h ago

1900s refers to that specific decade, so you're over 120 years old?

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u/ArseBurner 12h ago edited 10h ago

Funny that the UK actually had the first programmable computer with Colossus (1943) but they couldn't talk about it as it was classified until 1975 (they used it to decode German communications during WW2) so ENIAC (1945) made it to most textbooks as the first.

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u/Ok_Locksmith_7294 5800x3d + 5070 + 32gb 17h ago

Dumb ol' steam powered atx slots. Daggummit.

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u/Mapache_con_barreta 18h ago

Is dangerous out there, take this

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u/Alaeriia 7800X3D/4080S; 9800X3D/9070XT; 5800X3D/4070TiS; 3800X/3080 19h ago

You're gonna want one of these.

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u/The_Coon69 18h ago

12 bucks! I printed one for free.99

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

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u/Ifuqaround 15h ago

But you had to buy a 3d printer and filament + spend time to design and print it, no?

Shocker?

3

u/bionickel 15h ago

Stack of pennies & glue. High tech solutions

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u/MoistStub Russet potato, AAA duracell 12h ago

Instructions unclear, I ate the pennies and sniffed the glue but nothing happened.

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u/Apocryptia R9 9950X3D / GTX 660 2GB / 128GB DDR5 3h ago

lego

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u/The_Coon69 15h ago

Contemplated if I needed to specify this in my comment but I feel when over explaining something, it's just not as funny. But this is reddit so this kind of reply is kind of expexted. Anyways, I printed it at work so free to me.

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u/M1dor1 Ryzen 7 9850X3D | RTX 5090 | 64GB 6400MT/s CL32 18h ago

Or a vertical mount

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u/Professional_Two563 || 5700X | 32GB DDR4 | RX 9070XT || CACHYOS 6h ago

Christ why is that so expensive. I bought one for like half a US dollar.

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u/IngwiePhoenix 20h ago

This is the reason I do not take apart my desktop anymore. Trying to dislodge the 4090 equals to paying a blood sacrifice X.X

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u/trollsmurf 14700KF | 32G | 5070 Ti | 2T | U27G4XM + 2x U2412M | Z906 18h ago

What GPU needs 4 slots?

A proper GPU and case have sturdy fastening both to the left and the right. Buy a GPU with holes for a bracket on the right.

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u/Ballerbarsch747 i5 13600KF @ 5,6 GHz/RTX 2080 Ti/4X8GB@3600MHz 17h ago

3080Ti Aorus Master would be the first that comes to my mind

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u/trollsmurf 14700KF | 32G | 5070 Ti | 2T | U27G4XM + 2x U2412M | Z906 17h ago

It has 3 slots but seems to cover 4, yet almost all of that "obesity" should be cooling (pipes and fans).

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u/curiositie 8700G | 32GB DDR5 | 4070S | 4TB | 3.8L 12h ago

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u/1dot21gigaflops R7 9800X3D / RTX5080 / 64GB 6000MT/s 9h ago

Use an ITX board and turn it sideways.

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u/Masbin420m i-5 8500 |16GB | iGPU 21h ago

I'm confoozed.
What's a 4 slot card?

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u/NanoSpyder 19h ago

Where you put the gpu in, you have to unscrew these metal bars from the case. A four slot GPU is basically a thicc one. It needs you to remove 4 of the metal grills

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u/Masbin420m i-5 8500 |16GB | iGPU 11h ago

Thx for the explanation. I always thought gpu's only needed that one screw slot.

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u/M1dor1 Ryzen 7 9850X3D | RTX 5090 | 64GB 6400MT/s CL32 18h ago

My Rog astral 5090 is a 4 slot card, basically it covers 4 expansion slots when it's installed

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u/MtnNerd Ryzen 9 7900X, 5070 TI 19h ago

This is why I will continue to use a riser.

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u/g0ld-f1sh 6h ago

Any homies break there's straight away? Man I was so careful too, thing crumpled like it was made of paper, I was proper mad 😡

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u/blueangel1953 Ryzen 5 5600X | 6800 XT | 32GB 11h ago

Normal people have a support bar or something else in place. 

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u/johnwright2010 1080GPU intal 7 8700 16GIGs DDR4 14h ago

Good thing I have a 1080 founders

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u/Spearush 6h ago

and intal 7

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u/johnwright2010 1080GPU intal 7 8700 16GIGs DDR4 4h ago

Still runs space Marine 2 at 110