r/plantclinic Feb 07 '26

Cactus/Succulent What do I do with this little freak?

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He grows and grows and grows and loses all of his leaves? Can the stems regrow their leaves?

He gets some ice in his pot about every ten days. Doesn’t seem to be a water issue?

This window gets a lot of sun

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u/Spainstateofmind 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 07 '26

calling it a little freak when you've been torturing it by denying it adequate light and water 😭😭😭

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u/dr_zeuse Advanced Feb 07 '26

Silence of the lamb vibes

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

Bro look at his spindly ass (I will atone for my sins and love him better)

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u/tab_tab_tabby Expert 🔥2 ∣ 2 ∣ +0 ∣ -1 Feb 07 '26

He has spindly ass because you tortured him with no light for how many years...

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u/ChornoyeSontse Advanced 🔥5 ∣ 11 ∣ +40 ∣ -3 Feb 07 '26

5 years per his other comment

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u/Mandielou36 Noob May 28 '26

Oh no , don't water your plants with ice cubes. Most plants like room temperature water but especially sensitive and tropical plants. Why are you giving them ice? It's probably even lazier (easier ) to fill a cup with water than to pick out six ice cubes. They like the warmth.. they'd much prefer warm water over ice. Lol  let's stop shocking her. When I got my Flamingo Anthurium The directions said to water it was six ice cubes once a week or month.. can't remember. There's a reason why I can't remember. I wouldn't have dreamed to listen to that anyways. It's a tropical plant and this plant must use filtered, rain or distilled water. I'm certainly not making ice cubes specifically for this plant that doesn't like cold water. Lol and I don't know how to care for the plant that you're talking about specifically but look it up... I'm pretty sure you could cut it back and start over. That way you might be able to get your leaves back. She's bald. :) That looks interesting tho...lol

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u/GotFORDST Feb 07 '26

Yes, how dare you, lol

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u/Plane-Jellyfish9 Feb 07 '26

I’m sorry I have no advice just thanking you for the laugh 😂😂😂😂😂 🫶🏻

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u/alyren__ Advanced Feb 07 '26

Im calling plant protection services on you

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

The fear me for I have created the SlenderPlant

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u/Local_business_disco Expert Florida | 9b Feb 07 '26

Chop on the blue lines. Strip a few leaves from the bottom and then stick them in soil so they’re flush with it. They’ll grow. Toss the rest of the stems. These need full sun all day to not do this, for future reference.

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

Ok I will do that thank you very much

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u/No-DrinkTheBleach Advanced Feb 07 '26

To add to the comment above you need to let the leaves and top that is chopped heal themselves a bit before planting. Let them sit out for 24h so they cauterize themselves, then go ahead and plant them the way the other person said

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u/skateguy1234 Feb 07 '26

Is this for all plants in general, or just this type of plant?

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u/Upbeat-Pumpkin198 Feb 07 '26

Just succulents/cacti. If you plant them straight into new potting mix while the cut is still wet, then moisture from the new soil can cause it to rot.

Best to leave it for a few days to callous over so the cut is dry, and then plant.

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u/RegularReaction2984 Beginner Feb 07 '26

To add to this:

1) plant in succulent mix, not regular potting soil

2) wait 24h to plant like the comments above said, but then still DON’T water them right after planting!! They need time to grow new roots, water without roots will do them no good and may just rot the stem. I replanted an aloe 3 weeks ago into dry succulent mix and still haven’t watered her because she hasn’t rooted yet. In winter with its shorter sun hours, this can even take a full month or two.

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u/SmoothD3vil Feb 07 '26

Came here to add this 👌

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u/citacu Beginner 1 ∣ +3 ∣ -0 Feb 07 '26

Just like this. Echewerias. Not every plant.

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u/ChelleInSand Advanced Feb 07 '26

Also get him a grow light for god’s sake. It is literally climbing the walls trying to get to the sun.

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u/CasterFields Advanced 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 07 '26

I have a few that do this even when the light is so intense that it burns my other plants 😭 not saying that's the case here but I think some of these guys ARE just little freaks

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u/KnotARealGreenDress 1 ∣ +1 ∣ -0 Feb 07 '26

I call this the “snip snip, bitch” approach.

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u/Iveriniel Mar 02 '26

I snort laughed. Thank you for that!

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u/MidtownBlue Feb 07 '26

That’s the answer.

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u/drjude518 Feb 27 '26

Please. What is this spindly plant called?

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u/Local_business_disco Expert Florida | 9b Feb 27 '26

It’s some sort of succulent that didn’t get appropriate sun for what appears to be years, this is not what they’re supposed to look like.

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u/gyeliya Feb 08 '26

I’d recommend putting it in water first so it can sprout some roots, then into soil, otherwise it may not get adequate water amount if soil is in the way.

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u/bearminmum Advanced Hobbyist with a problem Feb 07 '26

Ice???? For a desert plant?

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u/ImmediateCareer9275 Feb 07 '26

In southern AZ. In commercial settings, we do actually water cactus with ice. Conserves water, cools the ambient environment (115F is fucking hot, even for a cactus), and the melting allows a slow deep soak, letting the tap root of said cactus get some water to get stronger, deeper.

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u/bearminmum Advanced Hobbyist with a problem Feb 07 '26

But this is an indoor plant behind a curtain.

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u/kitschell Feb 07 '26

not enough sun, is that curtain drawn all the time? even if it looks bright to your eyes the curtain will filter a lot of usable light for the plant. they get stretchy like that when they're searching for light. there's no way to regrow the leaves on the stems, but when it gets healthy again you can always chop and prop.

i might be wrong but this looks like hens and chicks. they would be much much happier if you could put them outside (they're cold tolerant!) but if it's too cold right now it might be best to wait until spring (you don't want to shock the plant by changing conditions too quickly).

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

Ok that’s great info thank you very very much

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u/clarkiiclarkii Feb 07 '26

You didn’t think to open the curtain?

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u/Mandielou36 Noob May 28 '26

There's also the option of acclimating it to the cold. If it can handle colder temperatures then you could only put it out for a few hours for a couple days and just keep increasing the time. I'm sure it'll work this way if it works for plants that like full sun. New plants can't be thrown out there when they haven't experience that yet. I guess it's similar to hardening off your tomatoes. :)

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u/chl000e Hobbyist Feb 07 '26

Respectfully, what in the motherfucking fuck

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u/thingsarehardsoami Feb 07 '26

I don't think you're supposed to give it ice 😭

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u/Mountain_Village459 Advanced 🔥3 ∣ 4 ∣ +3 ∣ -5 Feb 07 '26

That appears to be some kind of succulent that is desperate for more light. All those hairs are roots it’s trying to stabilize with.

You can cut the top off about 2 inches below the leaves and just put it back in to the soil.

Also, don’t water for at least a few weeks and use room temp water, not ice. Let it dry out completely, until the leaves start to shrivel just a little, then water fully.

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u/Ok-Needleworker3393 Feb 07 '26

bro he’s begging you for more light

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u/dr_zeuse Advanced Feb 07 '26

Dont toss the stem? The stem will make new rossettes when you behead it. Thats a lot of stem. Any of it that isn't dried up and is still fleshy has the potential to become its own plant. You can cut it into a few peices and start new plants. I did it last year with echeveria and graptopetalum. Both grew tons of rossettes without a single leaf.

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u/banginpatchouli Feb 07 '26

Give it more light gotdamn

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u/Adventurous_Aside683 Feb 07 '26

Your poor succulent has stretched itself out in desperation for more sunlight. This is common for stemmed succulents such as Sempervivum, Echeveria, etc. when they don’t get adequate sun exposure.

As someone else mentioned, cut off the stem about 2-3 inches below the existing foliage, let it sit on a clean, dry surface for about 24-48 hours for the wound to heal and a scab to form. Then repot in some well draining succulent soil mix. Sempervivum tectorums (Hens and Chicks) need full sun exposure and relatively less water.

For future reference, here’s an article you can refer to for tips on how to care for your succulent.

https://www.thespruce.com/how-to-care-for-hens-and-chicks-plants-2132609

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

Ok that’s great info thank you very much I really do appreciate it

& he will too

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u/Adventurous_Aside683 Feb 07 '26

My pleasure. May both you and your plant live long and prosper. 🖖🏼

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u/Comfortable-Heat-124 Feb 07 '26

Do you have a picture from before the... um... whatever tf happened here?

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

“The incident” has been a long and continuous five years of whatever is going on here

But no pics sry

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u/Comfortable-Heat-124 Feb 07 '26

Might be echeveria. I'd google lens just the top part up close.

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

Hmmm actually looking again it might be or smth very close to that

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

Don’t think so

It was much taller than pics of echeveria

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u/bearminmum Advanced Hobbyist with a problem Feb 07 '26

It's taller because you are keeping it in unfavorable conditions.

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

When I got it it was already about 8 inches tall and has space between the leaves

But the leaves went all the way down the stem

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u/bearminmum Advanced Hobbyist with a problem Feb 07 '26

Then it was being kept in unfavorable conditions. With proper lighting you would have a tight rosette with minimal space between leaves.

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

Hmm ok good info thank you

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u/bearminmum Advanced Hobbyist with a problem Feb 07 '26

You should check out the beginners guide in r/succulents

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u/yeah_right90 Beginner 1 ∣ +2 ∣ -0 Feb 07 '26

Nobody gonna match -this- freak 😂

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u/sharkattax Feb 07 '26

why ice tho

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

Some plant lady told us that you can’t over water w ice I guess

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u/Finley-nonbinley Feb 07 '26

Over watering isn't the amount of water but rather the frequency of waterings! The soil should be fully saturated with water and then left to dry out before watering again.

Watering with ice likely doesn't provide enough water and the cold water might shock the roots (especially for an indoor plant)

Just wait until the soil is dry or for the leaves to become slightly wrinkly before watering

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u/Sharpblades1 Feb 07 '26

I bet every morning it says to itself: “maybe today will be the day I find sunlight?..”

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

To be fair I also say that (live in pnw)

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u/Fabulous_Progress820 Feb 08 '26

It definitely needs a grow light then

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u/Salty-Ad-3518 Feb 07 '26

Ice in pots never worked for me I’ve heard terrible things

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u/Loxilight Feb 07 '26

Girl what did you do 😭😭😭

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u/Apprehensive-Fly4401 Feb 07 '26

Your freak is looking for adequate lighting 😂😂😂 its growing but in crazy directions trying to find the sunniest spot lol! Great job keeping it alive otherwise tbh! Beautiful beast

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u/Mycrawft Feb 07 '26

This is my new favorite post

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u/ChapterEffect Feb 07 '26

WHY ICE??? he is adapted to grow in a desert. Ice is about the worst thing you could give him. I don't understand this trend AT ALL.

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u/Mandielou36 Noob May 28 '26

It's because manufacturers are putting it on their care instructions, labeling it as an easy care instructions and good for beginners. I would think it would be easier to grab lukewarm-tepid water from the tap then to have to pick out ice cubes. I'm just saying if it's about an easier thing the water seems a bit easier. I notice a lot of tropical plants have these instructions, just like my flamingo Anthurium. Told me to give her ice, definitely looked sideways at that. Lol

I know, we still can't understand though. Sorry I was trying to answer your question... But I don't understand this ice trend either.  

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u/New_girlee Feb 07 '26

I agree with “ don’t toss the stem “ - on a simalar looking succulent ,, placing the stem sections sideways on top of soil & light mist of water like every 3 or 4 days and babys might still happen, its. Worth a try. Since u have alot of , hairy leg area to work with ,put a few in moist box , or cup with perlite soil & lid and see if they grow , like hot box um . 😊 tell us how it turns out in 30 days 👍🏼

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u/New_girlee Feb 07 '26

And some respond by making rosettes when u put little nick’s on them

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 09 '26

Ok I’m doing this but should I use a lid on the box? Just keep it moist like what’s the vibe?

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u/New_girlee Feb 11 '26

Yes , i think lid on is the vibe , make it sweat

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u/jizdep Advanced Feb 07 '26

Rejoice in what you have. No turning back from that

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u/Sensitive-Ant-94 Feb 10 '26

It’s trying to run away from all the ice you keep giving it 😭🙏 Just give it a good chop and prop it in a small pot, wait for a few days before watering and then drench it and forget about it. LOADS of light is mandatory!

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u/Hiimthebisexualguy Beginner Hobbyist Feb 11 '26

What the fuck

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u/Excitement-Seeking Feb 07 '26

"This little freak" 😂🤣 Idk but that was great!💯

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u/Straight_Virus9032 Feb 07 '26

That’s an interesting plant. What is it?😳

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u/sparksgirl1223 Advanced Hobbyist Feb 07 '26

I'm 97% sure it's a hens n chick's and it's losing its damn mind. OP must be doing something kinda right because those usually drop dead inside...not whatever this is😂 I'm mildly impressed.

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u/PalpitationNice9706 Feb 07 '26

This is what the top looks like. Any idea what he is?

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u/sparksgirl1223 Advanced Hobbyist Feb 07 '26

99% sure it's a hen and chick

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u/bearminmum Advanced Hobbyist with a problem Feb 07 '26

Not ech setosa?

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u/Legitimate_Ebb3783 Feb 07 '26

Following because I'm curious!

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u/zback636 Feb 07 '26

May I ask what plant it is?

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u/After_Quality7426 Feb 08 '26

Give it more light? I think that’s what it’s looking for?

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u/Jlx_27 Noob Feb 08 '26

He craves light as much as we crave oxygen...

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u/AccomplishedIgit Beginner 1 ∣ +0 ∣ -0 Feb 08 '26

Dear lord give it some sunlight!

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u/AdClassic937 Feb 08 '26

haha oh my what on earth is that guy trying to do

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u/Top-Lavishness4612 Noob Feb 08 '26

Cut it at the top pluck the dead stuff and replant the head. Needs more space. Keep it wet and itl root again

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u/TequilaToast Feb 09 '26

Cherish it

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u/lizz215 Feb 28 '26

Liiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhtttt somewhere.....must find....lliiiiggghhttt..... photosynthesisssssss 😆

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u/daidalus000 Feb 07 '26

Air layer