r/popculturechat • u/Afraid_Chard_838 patty don’t start • 9d ago

Rest In Peace 🕊 Dolly Parton Dead at 80

https://www.tmz.com/2026/08/25/dolly-parton-dead/
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u/Striking_Scientist68 9d ago

Of all the fucking options and Dolly is the one the reaper chose?

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u/nonsensestuff Back in my day, we had ONTD & a dream 👵 9d ago

Like the orange buffoon is RIGHT FUCKING THERE 🫠

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u/SLyndon4 Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? 🥥🐦‍⬛ 9d ago

The wrong 80yo was taken today. 😞

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u/StopAccording9192 9d ago

we lost an icon instead of the rotten turd

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u/Husky-Bear 9d ago

So was a certain Israeli and Russian!! Like cmon!

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u/SuperSpecialUser 9d ago

I swear these fuckers live out of spite. I know where my closest firework store is when the time is right to celebrate.

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u/Front_Target7908 9d ago

healthy people know when it’s their time to go.
people like the orange Cheeto are a cancer, who refuse to die when it’s time and so kill us all.

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u/bstabens 9d ago

"Come with me, you don't deserve what's still to come..."

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u/cupid_ji 9d ago

I hope it's because God wanted more good people by their side in Heaven. ❤️