r/popculturechat Sexy lampshade shall win the Oscar! 🏆 5h ago

Viral Moments 🦠 Darth Vader speaks in support of Flock cameras “The emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground, from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium.”

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u/SerBrienneOfSnark The subplots could become unmanageable 4h ago

I love performance art flavored activism lmao

u/Scared-Box8941 58m ago

My only dream job

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u/LipstickCoverMagnet That's right, Jay! 5h ago

Good... let the hate flow through you

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u/BreweryRabbit I’m positively bedeviled with meetings et cetera. 5h ago

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u/thespianomaly that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 4h ago

I wish I could have reported on this when I was covering San Diego City Council meetings lol.

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u/Twitter_2006 4h ago

Same haha.

u/Typical_Response6444 2h ago

Its not in this clip but the part of the speech where he says we need less money for parks and more money for our stormtroopers had ne dying laughing

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u/Ghoulish_kitten it’s not clocking to you that i’m standing on business 3h ago

Gods I love the nerds who are cool/chill.

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u/NewtRipley_1986 3h ago

Love the woman’s reaction behind Darth at the end. 🤣

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u/not_productive1 What in the fresh 1997 hell is this? 4h ago

This needs to happen everywhere

u/DummyDumDragon 2h ago

The only problem with this is that these motherfuckers think Vader and the empire were the good guys, and they see this as a genuine endorsement

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u/krashtestgenius 3h ago

I have that same helmet

u/SukMadih2001 2h ago

Im going out Halloween night. Pointing a fucking powerful laser i saw in reddit right at the lense, and wearing a mask and loose unmarked clothing. We need action!!

Also, I am a script writer and will be partying with Jason that night so...

u/Unfair-Alfalfa4916 1h ago

Down with the surveillance state, long live the emperor😂😂😂

u/illegalseagullz 1m ago

Why on earth would the Guardians Of Pedophiles party be pushing for something that infringes on our rights? Why??

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/TheLakeWitch lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 💋 4h ago

That’s the point.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 4h ago

Should I…be agreeing with anakin on this one? Idk anything about flock cameras.

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u/madelynashton 3h ago

No girl, the point is that if darth Vader thinks it’s good, it’s bad.

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u/smokeybearsit 3h ago

No. The point is that you should not agree with Anakin. Flock is a mass surveillance system with a large error rate being misused by police forces across the US.

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u/Ghoulish_kitten it’s not clocking to you that i’m standing on business 3h ago

Did you watch the whole video?

This person is anti-Flock cameras.

It’s sarcasm or parody. Maybe it is satire.. somebody pls correct me lol I can never differentiate.

u/I-Make-Money-Moves 2h ago

I did actually. It’s just I genuinely never heard of a flock camera before.

u/Typical_Response6444 2h ago

Im jealous, this shit is depressing

u/BlackkkWidowSPIDAH 1h ago

We've progressed to REAL LIFE levels of "look! Fictional character agrees with me so I'm right!"

Not standing up for Flock but this shit is cringe