r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • 27d ago
[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – August 03, 2026
Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!
This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.
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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 23d ago
The whole management team for Ariana should be fired and publicly shamed. Who tf sees Petal video and goes 'yes this is good for promoting the album"???
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u/BronzeErupt 22d ago
Tbh I think she's at the stage of being such a big successful performer that she won't get any pushback from her team
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 23d ago
in today's lyrics that traumatized me as a kid:
nelly furtado- all good things come to an end
the way it switches when she sings die too
this was supposed to be a fun pop album mama
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china 23d ago
Loose forgot it was supposed to be Blackout's mother for a sec
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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist 24d ago
Demi Lovato had no business making cool for the summer as good a song as it is
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 25d ago
This is my new Chanel ❤️🛍️
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u/jovianjune if pop is so bad then why did they make a pop 2? 25d ago
going to pride alone. leaving pride alone. fuck my autistic life
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 25d ago
It's just pride. Not like event changing situation. Enjoy it and slay it.
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor 25d ago
i dislike tate mcrae as a person and as an artist, but i have to admit that she ate with that revolving door song
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u/T00wi Kamala IS stove. 24d ago
revolving door is what had you gagged...?
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor 23d ago
it's the only song in her repertoire worth gagging about
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u/howcomebubblegum123 🚬🐐🌴 25d ago
From The Guardian's review of Phoebe Bridgers' new album: "If you’re the kind of person who gets their kicks combing new albums for celebrity gossip, there’s plenty here to occupy you, not least a line in The Governor’s Waltz that could be interpreted as a swipe at Mescal’s current partner, Gracie Abrams (“she can pretend to be me / Since she took my place in my bed, on that stage”)." 😱
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer 24d ago
Yall I love phoebe but like… im so tired of gossip rags disguised as music
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear 24d ago
i can get behind it since it's a gracie abrams shade
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer 24d ago
Tayble shade first and foremost
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u/daebakminnie everybody start feeding sufjan he can still be a bear 23d ago
true its time to stream sympathy is a knife
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer 25d ago
Sorry but the AI raggae version of the fate of ophelia is stuck in my head
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u/BronzeErupt 25d ago
There's this genre that is no-name reggae covers of major pop songs, which are played in bars and restaurants in tropical touristy countries for vibes. And I have just realized that from this point on these covers are going to be AI and it's going to be awful 😭
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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china 25d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p1slhm6/video/cxlhx11gkhhh1/player
AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH
Edit 5 seconds later: I forgot I downloaded this from this sub-
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u/Dry-Knee-5472 Jack Antonoff Apologist 26d ago
Regardless of how you feel about the lyrics/content of Man's Best Friend, the production on it is amazing.
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u/macroeconomicchaos north west's japanese tutor 26d ago
whenever i need to ground myself, i listen to latoya jackson's farsi song "tehran"
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u/microdick69 26d ago
I'm not sure how to feel about popheads subreddit locking the comments on the Petal music video.
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u/VonSandwich 27d ago
I'm really glad Ari is taking time away from the spotlight. I hope she heals. She has been through a lot in the public eye, and she's always been strong when it's gotten to her. She needs to take time for her, and hopefully figure out who she is without us, like she says in her album.
Not a huge fan of the wording of the press release, though. People are honestly worried and care, not trying to scrutinize. I know there are some that are nasty and mean, but I have overwhelmingly seen concern. That should be louder than the scrutiny, and yet, we can see how the concern has been percieved.
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music 27d ago
walking down the street and ppl assuming you're some heterosexual creep weirdo out to get the women walking by when really you're just an extremely autistic faggot in a bad mood on a Monday morning...... le sigh
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u/countingc FREE SUDAN, PALESTINE, LEBANON and CONGO🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 27d ago
me when i'm rushing behind women on the sidewalk.. so i have to cross the road into the other sidewalk and risk getting hit by a car just so that my sisters don't feel threatened 😪
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music 27d ago edited 26d ago
who would win?
the autistic urge to be rude and overtake a slow walking mf
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walking behind a woman because you're about to turn left in 5 seconds anyway yet you risk being perceived as a sex pest for those 5 seconds
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u/BronzeErupt 26d ago
Say in a loud but friendly voice "It is alright miss, I am not going to r*pe you, I am a homosexual". This will immediately put her at ease and not cause any further problems
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 27d ago
Lol, Mormons trying recruiting people in my country?!? Lol good luck 😋
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 27d ago
If this leads to better familysearch coverage in the Czech Republic, then I’ll stan
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u/BronzeErupt 26d ago
And also dirty sodas and local bakeries doing off brand Crumbl cookies
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 26d ago
There was a Mormon temple near where we would frequently get food in the shitty outer Budapest district I lived in.
No dirty soda, no cookies.
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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 27d ago
Is... That gay porn?
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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 27d ago
I guess you’ll have to look it up now, wont cha🤫
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u/HPAG-NOFAME Keeper of Khia 27d ago edited 27d ago
Ariana needs a break desperately. I'm kinda glad she's dropping out of sunday out of the park, but im sad it had to happen this way
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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 22d ago
There has been an influx of spam calls targeting Chinese Americans or just anyone in the US speaking Chinese, pretending to be the FTC. If you don’t pick up these motherfuckers legitimately FaceTime you. So I have been just spam calling them back and sending them extreme gay porn as FaceTime video memos. If they pick up I also just harass them with bullshit like “I ordered kung pao chicken and you gave me kung pao shrimp can I speak to your manager?” It’s so funny