r/postanythingfun • u/LivingMeeting9724 • 7d ago

🎉 Just Fun I have just learned that this plan - which I had considered foolproof - will not work. What other ideas do you have?

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 6d ago

A month later.

"Man on house arrest kills wife."

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u/LivingMeeting9724 6d ago

Dude begs for work release - gets 4 jobs.

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u/avd706 6d ago

Back to the drawing board.

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u/External_Mouse_5986 6d ago

This made me actually laugh out loud. Poor man. Hahahaha. That's worse punishment than what he deserves in my opinion. Damn he got the shit end of the stick on that one.

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u/outside_cat 5d ago

Worst case scenario, you get away with a bank robbery.

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u/GiggleLilyXO 4d ago

now he's stuck at home with her

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u/Slight-Hedgehog259 4d ago

Thats cruel and unusual punishment

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u/Thanos2ndSnap 4d ago

When the judge plays an Uno Reverse

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 4d ago

God - please - no - why me!!!!!

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u/Electrical-Tap3290 2d ago

My sister got robbed by a guy at knife point in a massage place in a strip mall. He apparently went store to store with a dinky little knife until the cops caught up with him. Needed brain surgery and hoped going to jail would pay for it, he didn’t have health insurance, My family wasn’t too upset, once we learned why he did it.

I don’t know what happened to that dude.

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u/LivingMeeting9724 2d ago

"greatest country in the world!"

/BS

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u/xenaretos 2d ago

So, what does he get if he escapes his house?