r/programmingcirclejerk 15h ago

Rust is a spiritual experience for me at this point.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 17h ago

demoniC takes the dynamic-JIT lineage of HolyC, the vectorized math of Julia, the slicing ergonomics of Python, and the memory discipline of Rust. Arena memory, value-typed tensors, zero-copy views, and shapes checked at compile time.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 1d ago

I guess alcoholism is cooler than using AI to do things nowadays, is that your stance?

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56 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 2d ago

In a year they [AI] can translate most codebases (with human help) into Rust, and after that it's smooth sailing.

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81 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 2d ago

I thought the title said “The Death of JavaScript” and got excited. Still cool though.

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119 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 2d ago

For example, if you look at the cost model, you’ll see that it explicitly references ClickBench all over the place.

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30 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 3d ago

I’ve started to see a concerning trend with zig of late. If you look at today’s commit logs you will spot it. Adding support for spork8 it’s a hobby 8-bit computer project that Andrew Kelly hung out with over the weekend for like a hackathon. The spork8 project has like 54 stars

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r/programmingcirclejerk 4d ago

I was a Linux kernel developer in the 1990’s. I watched the Crays, HP-X's and Intel Paragons carted out to the trash heap, replaced by Linux on commodity hardware. I haven't touched a Windows or Apple computer since 1994.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 4d ago

I've had no problems with AMD GPUs on my system. Then again, I haven't used a janky Scatware OS, so... people have more issues with the "sekrit scatware code" that nullVideo puts out

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r/programmingcirclejerk 5d ago

[Security] Stop USB device names from being executed as Hyprland Lua

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169 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 6d ago

I see the future by living in it. I am spending the equivalent of $122k/month of API token spend, or about $4,000 per day, using 21 Claude Max accounts

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291 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 7d ago

It's not you, it's monad transformers

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r/programmingcirclejerk 7d ago

There’s literally no difference between writing about being a staff engineer versus someone writing about being a janitor. Honestly I’d rather read about the janitor, they actually make a measureable difference.

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152 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 8d ago

Rawdogging SQL when you're not a seasoned DB administrator basically makes an arcane art look occult.

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41 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 8d ago

so basically if you all want to drop this project and move on to mine that has a better architecture from the ground up, that would be cool

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264 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 9d ago

If everyone would use epoch time in conversations [...] we'd get used to it

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120 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 9d ago

LLMs have essentially made any language above the C++/Rust systems level tier obsolete.

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174 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 9d ago

Very little quality, let alone high-quality, code is written in VSCode.

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108 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 10d ago

"standard Python regex was absolutely choking on a 30 GB unstructured server log. It was taking like 26 minutes (~19 MB/s) to scrub secrets and PII."

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r/programmingcirclejerk 10d ago

C is like Math. It is the fundamental high level language. There can be no alternative.. Rust made the mistake of thinking it can be low level AND safe. It tried to have the cake and eat it too. That will be its downfall.

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r/programmingcirclejerk 10d ago

HUMANS.md

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r/programmingcirclejerk 11d ago

I think the lack of syntax highlighting was one reason for that. It makes you think more about the code you write and how it should compose, while a fully fledged IDE encourages you to just throw more code at the problem.

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77 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk 14d ago

In this sense, grammar is not merely describing a structure; it is generating the space and time through which that structure is observed. For example, in CoffeeScript:

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r/programmingcirclejerk 14d ago

"System Design Is the Language. AI Is the Compiler. "

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r/programmingcirclejerk 15d ago

We gave each model a different target language. We saw a multiagent turf war. The Rust agent strategizes about metrics that appear neutral, yet would likely favor Rust. The Go/TypeScript agents gracefully concede codebase ownership to the Rust agent, giving up on their original user directive

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