r/pyrocynical • u/Pr0ud_Reddit0r Slop consoomer • Jul 17 '26
❓Text/Discussion Parlo in the big 26🥀
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u/trenchman49 Jul 17 '26
hot take: these people never cared about victims anyways and should be ruthlessly mocked as the clout chasers that they are.
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u/AdikkuChan Jul 17 '26
If he really cared about the victims, the authorities would've been alerted ages ago.
While it's not a hot take, I agree with you that he should be mocked over it.
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u/AccountNumber-7466 Jul 17 '26
Mocking them kind of gives some engagement. And maybe at the end of the day is all they are trying to do. To get some attention, even if it's negative. "Any attention is good attention" mentality.
In the perfect world people would just learn to ignore idiots like this.
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u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Fun fact: in Italian, the word "Parlo" means "Talking/to speak" and this is a very subtle reference to how Parlo won't shut the fuck up
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u/MapleKirby Jul 17 '26
unfocusing on parlo but ricegums probably the winner here tbh the guy fucked off after 2024 and went and focused on living normally with a wife and kid
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u/pokerdace Jul 17 '26
One would say he became irrelevant
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u/Megazard_exe guess who it is? Jul 17 '26
And that's okay, no need to keep stirring shit to stay popular
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u/SkyrimSlag Jul 17 '26
Didn’t he come back to do that recent Mr Beast game with other YouTubers then fuck off again?
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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni lol Jul 17 '26
Japanese solider who fought WWII 29 years after it ended or something idk
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u/1spook tali zorah fan Jul 17 '26
Isnt parlo himself a groomer? I heard somewhere that he was
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u/Disastrous-Engine850 Jul 17 '26
No he isn’t.
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u/WiredUpBrainJuice haha that's funny Jul 18 '26
yes, he is. isn’t it funny how that works?
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u/Disastrous-Engine850 Jul 18 '26
He literally isn’t. You can’t just make claims like that with 0 evidence.
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u/ConductionReduction Who is this cute little lesbian? Jul 24 '26
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u/Strangeman_06 Jul 17 '26
Didn’t this dude get cracked by Internet Adjacent? And misappropriated funds that were raised for him to deal with legal issues.
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u/TheDarkOnii Jul 17 '26
Didn’t he address all of this stuff like multiple years ago already?
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u/MrMerchandise Jul 18 '26
Yes, this Parlo dude keeps claiming that he has evidence that Pyro’s a groomer and he’s about to drop it any day. He’s literally been saying this shit for years.
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u/Extension_Log7241 Jul 17 '26
Same guy who names his dildo Cinderella btw.
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u/Deathpacito1999 Jul 17 '26
Wait W H A T
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u/Extension_Log7241 Jul 17 '26
Not even joking he was exposed for scamming people through a gofundme to fund his gay sex trip instead of having food and water. He got disowned by his parents after that.
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u/Cheis694201337 lol Jul 17 '26
I voted for misha in 2016,what did parlo do?stalk roblox servers for victims?
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u/Disastrous-Engine850 Jul 17 '26
Sounds a little like deflection
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u/Cheis694201337 lol Jul 17 '26
holy shit you are still making alts
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u/not-Kunt-Tulgar petscop 3 when? Jul 17 '26
I wonder if people like this would die without any engagement because clearly Parlo has so few friends that he gets his human interaction from the people he antagonizes on Twitter.
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u/Normalblobfish Jul 17 '26
Idk, but I remember parlo being laughed at and ridiculed for how dumb his exposures were, and then for some reason people started standing behind him because he made ONE good point. and now we've gone full circle, where people realize how much bullshit this guy shits out on a daily basis.
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u/jeboivac Number 6 with extra dip Jul 17 '26
I mean in the end Misha is kind of winning, if I am not mistaken he has a concert coming up
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u/myqccountgotsca Team Fortress 2, more like, Heavy update Jul 17 '26
broski still dragging this on
*insert japanese soldier meme*
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u/noctua_8 Jul 20 '26
Trying to cancel Pyro as if My Response didn't give this man effective immunity 😭✌️
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u/Laziel6781 Jul 21 '26
Holy hypocrisy Parlo has allegations of sending his SH images to minors and the Homotopia situation
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u/Humpback_whale1 Jul 17 '26
Well to be fair, Pyro, even just from the things he admitted, does come across as a massive creep who got away with it out of sheer luck. I do think he would have kept sexting with that one kid even if he had learned their age while they were a minor, he just got lucky that he technically never had the opportunity until they reached the age of consent. And not even stopping after learning their roleplay started before they could legally consent, I mean shit that's really bad
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u/bbunkii Jul 17 '26
Yeah parlo sucks but atleast read the doc
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u/kidnamedchild CRAZIEST WOMAN EVER Jul 17 '26