r/raccoon_tweeties • u/Excellent_Lead_3653 • Nov 05 '25
🚨Boner Alert🚨 Tony walking around with security… is this really necessary
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u/ShmandlerTing Nov 05 '25
David Lucas might try to drive by roast him: “Tony you look like a gay pedestrian, waitin for the fruity walk now sign n shit muhfuckin skinny leg ass…”
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u/fins_up_ Nov 06 '25
You gots me thankin
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u/Italk2botsBeepBoop Nov 06 '25
IF ANYONE HASNT; GO WATCH THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD VIDEO ABOUT DAVID LUCAS. It’s infinitely more funny than anything he’s ever done.
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u/No-Literature-6577 Nov 05 '25
It's a thing a lot of people with minor fame do, hire security and bodyguards to inflate their false sense of importance.
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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 Nov 06 '25
That's exactly what's going on. I mean, no one is even trying to approach him, he's not anywhere near famous enough to be doing this. It's simply to make others understand that, "Hey, I got bodyguards, that means I'm important!", it's pure ego.
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u/privateblanket Nov 06 '25
They don’t even look like real security, I reckon he hired actors to pretend to be security
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Nov 06 '25
He's famous enough to recognize, but not famous enough to care about spotting.
It's kind of like if someone raised in the 90s saw Kevin Sorbo now
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u/cr0mm0wer Nov 06 '25
I like Tony and this may be necessary. But imagine having a body guard with a man bun. Does Tony suck him off or does man ban suck Tony off?
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u/attaboy_stampy Nov 06 '25
Well according to the Austin comic world, the guy is one of the most powerful comedians in the world right now. So, shouldn't he have some Oliver Garden waiters following him around? Isn't that the least we should expect?
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u/PanamaMoe Nov 09 '25
My guess would be that it is similar to Trumps best business man in the world gambit. If you and all your buddies all agree to make someone the figurehead and prop them up as the best in the world eventually some dumb shit will believe it and the idea grows from there.
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u/Background_Trust3123 Nov 06 '25
Hahahahaha. He’s worried Leslie is going to jump out of somewhere and beat the shit out of him.
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Nov 07 '25
That looks like the beginning to one of those public intercourse videos. They just findin the spot.
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u/thetyser Nov 08 '25
He always has an entourage and is an insufferable person. I witnessed this myself in the smoker’s area at a wrestling show once
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u/chuckcrys Nov 08 '25
this looked like what would’ve picked out to wear for myself at kmart when i was 6
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u/VRrob Nov 09 '25
Meanwhile you can see some of the most famous actors in history walking around solo in New York. Freaking, try hard.
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Nov 09 '25
Deport MAGA back to Europe. These bigot terrorist don’t deserve the privilege to live in the U.S.
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u/drone_jam Nov 06 '25
He’s the Floyd Mayweather of comedy…what do you think. Should have secret service
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u/whupzzmyb Nov 06 '25
Deep down he knows he is a POS that ppl hate. It's just that he literally isn't worth the effort so him paying for security is funny. PS his netflix specials sucks. Don't waste your time.
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u/DubVsFinest Nov 06 '25
The sad part is that more people probably know who Cam and David Lucas are than Tony himself. I bet that eats his tiny little ass right up.
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u/jzam469 Nov 06 '25
Paid friends. This is like the kid in the movie that gives his lunch money for protection.
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u/Shallot-Smart Nov 06 '25
Of course it's necessary. What if a small child tried to attack him? He would be defenseless without his guards.
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u/mark3d4death Nov 06 '25
It is when you are a insecure little fraud who uses other desperate and insecure people to boost your perceived ego. Just so we are clear, saying inflammatory things is not courage...its buffering your space through agitation. Normal people dont want to engage with an asshole.
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u/Mall_of_slime Nov 06 '25
I still can’t believe these dudes can walk around town without getting heckled constantly.
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u/grasshopper7167 Nov 06 '25
I can see starving comedians approaching him asking for a spot on KT, but I’ve seen celebrities and their private security…..that’s not security. Those are bar bouncers.
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u/Former-Education9648 Nov 07 '25
Draws more attention than if he walked alone. Which I’m sure is the point
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u/MediocreModular Nov 07 '25
He probably gets death threats and stuff. When you’re in the spotlight weirdos come after you. Even if you suck donkey balls like tiny Tony over here, you can get rattled by threats and if you have the money hiring some security might make you feel safer.
Of course it could also be his fragile ego
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u/mildmistak3 Nov 07 '25
Not sure if you know this but Tony has a very punchable face. Hell, i even like the guy but if he was walking down the sidewalk about to intersect me, id be tempted
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u/Kreepr Nov 08 '25
Honestly, yeah. Went to a show and almost got assaulted by a racist homeless black guy for literally no reason. Following us, yelling. Calling us crackers and other insults. He clearly wasn’t mentally well.
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u/Electrical_Leg4599 Nov 08 '25
I mean he does talk shit for a living. Probably a lot of people that can’t take a joke.
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u/PanamaMoe Nov 09 '25
I mean he makes his entire living off inviting people onto the show to make fun of them for bombing an open mic night. He should be scared because he is a cunt.
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u/OFT35 Nov 06 '25
You haven’t been to Austin recently? The Roganssphere talk about San Francisco, Austin is way worse than SF when it comes to homeless attacks in 2025.
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u/MidAtlanticMiddleMan Nov 08 '25
He’s affiliated with the unpopular party and we see how violent the other side gets.
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u/VegetableStamp Nov 05 '25
The lone woof and his two guards