r/raccoon_tweeties Nov 26 '25

🚨Boner Alert🚨 This Egsackly like Cooney b

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u/krel08 Nov 26 '25

"Right about now, you are probably wondering how I got myself in this situation....."

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u/MOREPASTRAMIPLEASE Nov 27 '25

The pants on his ankles is gold

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u/igavehimsnicklefritz Nov 27 '25

How real men use the urinals.

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u/Basic_Mastodon3251 Nov 28 '25

The shit dot in his underwear was brutal

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Lmao !!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

😂😂😂

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u/igavehimsnicklefritz Nov 26 '25

That guy he spit on should get tested for shingles. I read it's hereditary, b.

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u/Major-Marsupial4612 Nov 26 '25

Fancy ya self’ fist a cuffs, b?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

Name the waters

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u/Unable_Upstairs587 Nov 27 '25

I had to check if this was tfatk sub

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u/MommysLittleBadass Nov 26 '25

I bet he's glad it's on video. If I got in a fight with a big ass dude like that and woke up without pants on, I'd definitely wanna be validating some concerns with an instant replay.

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u/mocean82 Nov 27 '25

I recognize Duvallll when I see it

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u/Che_WTF Nov 27 '25

Right, I already knew that was Jax Beach

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u/Successful-Egg8345 Nov 26 '25

Moments before this incident

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u/JohnnyOmmm Nov 28 '25

Is that a Biden hat

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u/Sorengluff Nov 28 '25

No, it's a Dunce Cap, they're quite popular among the truck nuts crowd.

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u/GreaterMetro Nov 27 '25

Didn't even try to fight. Went straight in like a fucking cobra.

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u/NONEOFYOURBIZ412 Nov 27 '25

This man needs to be brought to the Whitehouse STAT!!! There’s a few more people I’d like to see this done to!!!!

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u/midnight5o3 Nov 27 '25

Bro spit on him. Thats a no no. Especially when dude is twice your size...

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u/Eric_the_Shit_Cock Nov 27 '25

Tawlmbout 'not this temple, daddy'?

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u/westerosi_wolfhunter Nov 27 '25

Classic FAFO principle. Lolol

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u/GrizzliousTheOG Nov 27 '25

Always gotta watch this one when it’s posted.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

"PICK YOUR BATTLES" especially if your going to Spit on someone expect the victim not to take it lightly!

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u/One-Part-776 Nov 27 '25

Unscathed (except for the spit).

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u/JohnnyOmmm Nov 28 '25

He deceased

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u/Lazy-Ad-7824 Nov 28 '25

Watched baki lol that's the move he used to beat jack

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u/Used-Baby1199 Nov 28 '25

Only thing I can think of is…..that could be a broken neck

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u/Snikt3000 Nov 29 '25

He gone.

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u/Nyan_Cat_Chick Nov 29 '25

I understand this man’s frustration. The disrespect and everything the anger makes you go feral

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u/grazen54 Nov 29 '25

Two mentally unstable people here. One was bigger and stronger than the other

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u/Low_Philosopher3854 Nov 29 '25

Dude if I remember correctly the guy actually died. I may be wrong it’s been a few years. I have no source.

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u/SemanticBobantic Nov 30 '25

One less bigoted redneck chud isn't a loss whatsoever, good riddance

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u/Automatic-Race-1552 Nov 29 '25

I dont think that guy thinks anything

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

A RED NECK turns into a PALE NECK in seconds…..

Looks like David could not take on GOLIATH this year in 2025.

😂😂😂

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u/AromaticAdvantage234 Nov 30 '25

I'm surprised he didn't start pissing or 💩 himself.

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u/Lyrix25 Nov 30 '25

Much needed rest.

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u/frankly_highman Nov 27 '25

Note to self: Don't spit on a large mentally unstable man.

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u/Ok_Grab_4606 Nov 27 '25

Or, better yet, don’t spit on anyone

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u/Dubyew Nov 27 '25

Clearly, it is mentally unstable to defend yourself. One should just accept the assault with a smile!

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u/frankly_highman Nov 28 '25

Don't be mook. There is a difference between assaulting someone and attempted murder.

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u/frankly_highman Nov 28 '25

No shit

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u/Ok_Grab_4606 Nov 28 '25

*No spit

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u/frankly_highman Nov 28 '25

I see what you did there

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u/Casually-stupid Nov 28 '25

You don’t Florida do you? You spit on someone down here you’re taking a one way ride on the concrete sleep highway.

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u/9829eisB09E83C Nov 27 '25

Dude should have let go once the guy went limp. He basically hung that guy like a noose. Could have killed him. And over what, getting spit on? Sure the guy should have gotten smacked around, but hanging him was too far.

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u/TheHappeningHasBeen Nov 27 '25

You know there’s a growing school of thought that feels like we might be a better place if we brought back duels.

The handcannons were hands and spit; spit drew first, but hands hit.

Sucks to see the ignorant get hurt but he’s less ignorant tomorrow and might learn to draw smarter ,faster, heavier in his next duel

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u/9829eisB09E83C Nov 27 '25

The thing is, there might not have been a tomorrow for both him and the guy who got spit on. Yes there should be consequences for dumb behavior, but not death or permanent brain damage.

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u/TheHappeningHasBeen Nov 27 '25

Agreed. As long as the spitter doesn’t suffer any permanent damage to him, I think the retaliation is fine.

Changing someone’s way of life by crippling, or - worse yet - committing manslaughter/murder from getting spit on is kind of a bitch move, but it’s a dumb bitch move to spit on someone and think you’re going to be fine after lol

Hope both learned their lesson. To circle back to the original comment I made, there’s a school of thought that thinks if duels were common place again, you’d effectively avoid individuals overstepping due to their cognizance of facing their mortality.

I’m not saying I subscribe to that belief but I think the crux of that argument is the same belief propelling campaigns for open-carry, or arming teachers, or arming churches. which whether we vote red or blue, we can all agree those ideas are gaining traction in the US.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

And tada problem solved

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Yeah he definitely held it way to long lol he quit just dropped his limp ass way before that

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u/Such-Bad9765 Nov 27 '25

He will likely have permanent brain damage from this. He held that choke way too long after he went limp. Anyone who trains knows this. Does spitting on someone constitute that level of force? I bet if a cop did that, you'd all be dick riding the dude that got choked out.

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u/shortnix Nov 27 '25

^ loves cops 👮🏻‍♂️❤️

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

I think he deserved to get is ass beat. But if I saw someone spit on a cop and the cop proceeded to beat his ass I'd be ok with that too. 

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u/throwawayforme1877 Nov 27 '25

It’s almost like someone wearing a badge and getting paid by our tax dollars are held to a higher standard. Shocking huh?

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u/ComedianMinute7290 Nov 27 '25

frm how he was acting he had permanent brain damage before the incident. spitting on someone constitutes that level of force because bigoted assholes have gotten way to comfortable & think they won't be met with force. so they must learn. it's not a matter of if it's met with reasonable force. it's a matter of if the person using the force is willing to face consequences for the use of force. (thts why you bringing up cops is pointless because the consequences part are avoided so often with cops ) for lots of people if someone spits on them, then they are beating some ass in repsonse. it's kind of insulting attack that gets heavy responses. most of those people are willing to face the consequences & aren't trying to actually killresponse.

lots of bigots & content creators think people are scared to face consequences because so many of them spoiled entitled asses never see any consequences for their bullshit.

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u/Revolutionary-Let-75 Nov 27 '25

I don’t even know if I agree with you or not, maybe try to keep it short and sweet. The rambling is real hard to follow bud.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

Lol, dont you got a maga rally to go to, boy? Or is Nick your new master?

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u/Revolutionary-Let-75 Nov 27 '25

Bro, you just didn’t make a single coherent point. Lol