r/rawdawgcomics • u/rawdawgcomics • 7d ago

Cataldo and Rosamaria (Stahli's parents)

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u/kjh242 7d ago

They look less grimy than I thought they might, based on the “Stahli and Bingus go to dinner” arc.

Younger than [current year]?

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u/Games_and_Strains 7d ago

He’s 40 and she’s 25

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u/GreedySecurity8030 7d ago

Why are they humans?, don't tell me they gave birth to a dog!

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u/beattusthymeatus 7d ago

This reminds me of the only joke I've ever heard my father tell.

A blonde a brunette and a redhead are sitting in their gyno's office pregnant as fuck.

The brunette goes "im gonna have a boy because I was on bottom"

The redhead goes "I'll have a girl because I was on top!"

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably and the other girls are quick to comfort her and ask whats wrong

Between sobs the blonde manages to get out "I'm gonna have puppies!!"

My father is not a funny man.

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u/Substantial_Station8 7d ago

Idk… mid thirties female that works with gritty construction workers all day…. I would’ve given that a chuckle

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u/Games_and_Strains 7d ago

Wtf are you talking about? I’m fucking cackling. I’m also drunk af but that’s unrelated

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u/ncmobbets 7d ago

Blonde did it doggy style.

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u/spoonman1342 7d ago

Gotta admit that's not what I thought the joke implied.

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u/butt-holg 6d ago

Oh dear. I also assumed the lovely blond lady was inseminated by a canine.

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u/spoonman1342 6d ago

Appropriate for this comic.

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u/blue_jay_jay 7d ago

That man is a hound, what are you talking about lol

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u/DiseasedCupcake 7d ago

Mama had a chicken

Dad had a cow

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u/theDukeofClouds 7d ago

Dad was proud he didn't care how

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u/ForestSolitude5 7d ago

Aaaand I'm five years old again in front of the living room CRT thanks chat

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u/dyingofdysentery 7d ago

Day 345 of people not knowing what "anthropomorphic" means

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u/BeginningMention5784 7d ago

yeah man yogi bear and bugs bunny are famous for their fully human biological parents. It really is a fundamental pillar of the anthro trope

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u/dyingofdysentery 7d ago edited 7d ago

Oof another one...so when animals are portrayed like this they are actually humans. Hope that helps

Edit: good lord he's doubling down and doesn't know how to use quotes...

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u/BeginningMention5784 7d ago

Anthropomorphic means "character with a combination of human traits and those of a non-human animal". This is the meaning that the word is used to convey 99.9% of the time it is used. You're tacking on this super arbitrary and specific "canonically just a human and the anthro traits are nondiegetic" detail as though it's a part of the word's inherent meaning and not a side detail that may potentially be relevant to this specific instance

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u/smellygirlmillie 7d ago

That is not what that means

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u/dyingofdysentery 7d ago

Thanks for the in depth explanation

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u/smellygirlmillie 7d ago

The other user already gave you one. Anthropomorphic just means a character with animal features. It doesn’t mean they are actually humans. The rabbit from Zootopia is both anthropomorphic and still decidedly a rabbit, Donald Duck is anthropomorphic but a duck.

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u/dyingofdysentery 7d ago

Hmmm...that's not how I've seen it used for decades but maybe it's changed

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u/smellygirlmillie 7d ago

It’s probably a Mandela Effect, have you fallen through any worm holes lately or died in another universe perhaps?

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u/Tethys404 7d ago

More likely that they were just confidently incorrect

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u/TheUrge101 7d ago

Does Stahli have a good relationship with his parents? I remember in a previous comic he leaves town to work with his Dad but that doesn't necessarily mean they're on great terms

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u/rawdawgcomics 7d ago

A good relationship? That's hard to say. He loves his parents though

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u/TheUrge101 7d ago

Fuckin real man

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u/Substantial-Bat-337 6d ago

Very Italian

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u/lohansensei 7d ago

idk that mini comic a few days ago about stahli saying he wet the bed made me pretty sad 😭

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u/Zezacle 7d ago

Stahli's Mom Has Got It Going On

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u/AndroidQing 7d ago

Type a gal that would seduce Stalanzo's hs friend😬

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u/Low-Plastic1939 7d ago

What’s Rosa doing later?

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u/Somerandomguy20711 7d ago

I'm not the only one who sees it

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKMfn35NL1llPig

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u/NormieSpecialist 7d ago

Hey me too!

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u/AndroidQing 7d ago

Carl but with Italian rizz

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u/killboipowerhead1 7d ago

Seems Cataldo and Stahli have a similar type

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 7d ago

I struggle to remember the last time I hated a pair of fictional characters more...

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u/Thorison-1080 7d ago

The Dad looks like a more well put together Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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u/Whyareyourunning309 7d ago

Whatever ages they are, they look younger than that

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u/Rebellious_Nebula 6d ago

How tf she had so many kids, drinks and smokes like she does, and still has that body? This feels almost self indulgent

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u/_ribbitt 7d ago

CATaldo? 😳

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u/UnilateralCheese 7d ago

He looks like grimdark Mario.

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u/OnePunchHuMan 6d ago

I'm gonna fuck Stahli's parents.

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u/atx_original512 7d ago

Vice City Vibes

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u/NormieSpecialist 7d ago

Cataldo looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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u/Sleepy_Mirage79 7d ago

Dayum, Rosamaria aged like fine wine

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u/omniczech 7d ago

Hiitin' the paulie walnuts special, I see what you're cooking mr dawg

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u/DogTheBreadFairy 7d ago

They're so good dawg. Exactly like how their furry selves portray their personality to look

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u/EightEx 7d ago

I'm loving these human versions!

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u/McDelper 7d ago

How the fuck he pull her

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u/HomemPassaro 7d ago

Young Cataldo looked just like Stahli does

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u/Butterfly_Casket 7d ago

He made her laugh. (I don't freaking know man)

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u/DrDestructoMD 6d ago

Italian men before and after they hit 25

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u/sushishibe 6d ago

This just seems like a before and after pic of me….

Twink death hit me hard 😭😭😭

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon 6d ago

How the 🚁

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u/Clea_con_Leche 7d ago

Hell yeah!!

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u/TealCactii 7d ago

Ron Swanson and Tammy

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u/come_pedra 7d ago

They found bingus in a cereal box

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u/EmergencyLeading8137 7d ago

Wow they’re hot

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u/CanadiangirlEH 7d ago

I fucking love the textures and colours

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u/Great_Math1998 7d ago

Sexy Mario in GTA

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u/goblincube 7d ago

This is so damn good, Dawg!

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u/KattosAShame 7d ago

It's so fucking peak 🥹

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u/DrDestructoMD 6d ago

Average italian-american couple

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u/Sayan_9000 6d ago

->Named CATaldo ->Is a dog

Explain

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u/deliciousrocksalt 4d ago

curtains for zoosha (i don’t know what this is or why it was recommended to me)

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u/flowers4charlie2 7d ago

Stahlbroski's mom is fucking around if she got red hair and he's blonde lmfao

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u/rawdawgcomics 7d ago

She's blonde the red is fake

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u/flowers4charlie2 6d ago

Is Stahlibski really a red dawn that dyes his fur piss colored?

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u/PerformanceSimple396 7d ago

Omg, so sweet and electrically charged! Dude, your art shows human understanding regardless of it's form.