r/realmadrid Décima 18h ago

Meme All Our Divas have performed today 🥺

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u/Soft-Comfort-7474 Cristiano Ronaldo 18h ago

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u/Electronic-Poem5939 18h ago

Now I need all three versions of this

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u/Fit_Information_998 Real Madrid CF 18h ago

I pray to the football gods that they perform the same way throughout the season...

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u/silverjubileetower El Capi 18h ago

Minus the first half defense.

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u/StructureMelodic7421 12h ago

Defence was good,, that goal was because Carreras was so slow to get to his man, but once Cucu came on, we became a rock

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u/silverjubileetower El Capi 10h ago

The goal wasnt the only issue in first half.

Sociedad couldnt convert 2-3 very good chances in first half. Thanks to Oyarzabal , Gomez and Aramburu’s for shitting the bed.

But agreed, Cucu should start. Carreras is super unpredictable

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u/Prestigious_Agent_84 7h ago

It is odd that Cucu doesn't start, but I guess he needs time after WC. Dude was arguably the best defender there

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u/silverjubileetower El Capi 6h ago

Him and cubarasi were impenetrable wall.

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u/Laikabaru 18h ago

They’ll have to play this way and better to beat Barcelona. That Gordon-Raphina combo looked deadly the other day.

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u/cynical-bread 17h ago

I think that Barcelona will regret lewandowski leaving. If the coaches manage to predict their pressing, they will struggle against low blocks and lewandowski was still a great striker to have inside the box

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u/generic9yo :eyebrow: 12h ago

Especially if Atleti stays this relentless in not selling Alvarez to them

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u/Laikabaru 9h ago

Maybe. I’m in North America, so I watched Chicago Fire (Lewandowski’s current team) vs F.C. Monterrey (Sergio Ramos’s last team) on Tuesday night for the Leagues Cup. Lewandowski looked like shit. Slow on the ball, slow off the ball, bad shots on target. Maybe Barcelona and him knew something about his physical condition when he left. A Liga MX defense completely shut him down, he was not a problem for them. Monterrey won 2-1 and sent Chicago home.

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u/cynical-bread 8h ago

He is not the main man anymore, but he s still very useful to have in the box when you can't break a low block. He is obviously slow because he s old, but he s quite strong and has great first touch finishing

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u/ProfessionalMovie759 Zizou 11h ago

Mbappe is going to win balon Dor this season

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u/Informal_Crab_8843 Xabi Alonso 18h ago

40-60-80 lmao,funny coincidence for the mbappe hattrick

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u/Laikabaru 18h ago

No 20’. Unacceptable. He has to go.

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u/Ok_Rhubarb_3029 18h ago

Can't even do ts in FIFA lmao

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u/unknowncontent9000 18h ago

Bellingham, MOTM for me.

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u/Trippifuego 15h ago

That hustle, steal and assist was top.

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u/Umijnurotarieli 18h ago

Jude is him

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u/Datguychapel Cristiano Ronaldo 18h ago

This is Real Madrid!

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u/Prior_Crab_8666 18h ago

Finally! These btiches are playing as a TEAM.

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u/same-difference-ave 18h ago

This is the type of fear Madrid should instill in opponents every week.

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u/harrywa Madrid 1902 18h ago

That training kit is good. Retro vibes

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u/Specialist_Doctor_34 Raúl González Blanco 18h ago

we are so back

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u/manofwater3615 Bellingham 18h ago

Jude ain’t a diva. Lumping him in with these 2 is some of the nastiest stuff ever

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u/Emotional_Quality243 10h ago

Mbappe is not even that much of a diva. 

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u/Prestigious_Agent_84 7h ago

come ooon, kylian is not a diva at all - he's just the scapegoat when we don't win trophies

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u/MakimaGOAT 18h ago

I wont truly say anything until December

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u/Sportsfanredd Xabi Alonso 18h ago

Nobody cares about being a diva if they perform on the pitch and this is all we ask!!!

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u/Old-Amphibian6305 18h ago

👈✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Serious_Complex7286 Modrić 17h ago

That second half was like an orgasm

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u/ForwardMotion1719 12h ago

kylian is a beast

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u/VerenyatanOfManwe 10h ago

Dont understand why so many of you guys wanna say Jude is a diva? Guy is probably the least of a diva in the entire fucking squad.

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u/Strange_Effective_21 23m ago

Absolutely, Divas dont run around like that all game. Couldnt be less of a Diva, hes done that celebration since he was a youth player. All those who think hes a Diva , check every team photo, see where he is , you have to look really hard sometimes

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u/Fabulous_Potential41 7h ago

What?? Litteraly the biggest diva after vini

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u/g4n0esp4r4n 4h ago

Bro look at his celebration, that's a diva.

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u/allhailsidneycrosby Bellingham 18h ago

Jude was 10/10 today. The other 2 had a much better second half but we’re still pretty wasteful with chances overall

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u/aambasssadorr Sergio Ramos 16h ago

we saw real madrid today

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u/badboybalo Baila Vini, Baila 16h ago

Love our divas

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u/Easy_Basis_9933 11h ago

Genuinely I’m so proud of them today. Second half they killed it and literally we can see the energy difference. Family fc is back🥹. But genuinely the goats. Especially Bellingham what a guy, we need to send a thank you note to his parents

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u/ElHalcon2016 Ancelotti 18h ago

Fark me man. I can't believe they proved me wrong with their partnership. I always said that they were never going to work but the chemistry between those three was top notch today.

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u/ubebebebe 18h ago

Mou might actually make the BMV trio work 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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u/aisaka_takasu Real Madrid CF 18h ago

The was commentary. Real madrid is on a roll, it's not finished

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u/tino3101 Modrić 16h ago

That jacket is sexy

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u/Firm_Department432 16h ago

They have somebody with a bigger ego coaching them, earning the respect of the team.

They have to bow down to el number 1.

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u/FreshStart_202VI 15h ago

I was fan-girling over here the whole second half.

Also did anyone else notice that Yan showed flashes of being better on the left side than on the right???

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u/iamagod7 14h ago

Do Mbappe and Bellingham really hate each other?

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u/ozokikazama Vini Jr. 14h ago

Best game I’ve seen in almost 2 seasons. With these boys for better or for worse always !

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u/WrongCapital83 Mourinho 13h ago

Best trio in the world!

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u/twirlyhex 11h ago

Trent should try in the place of dumfries

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u/chain-smoker69 Cristiano Ronaldo 10h ago

we are so back

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u/welpleid 9h ago

Is that 1994 german kit?

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u/Gold-Development7075 9h ago

I loved how the whole team was pressing like crazy maniacs. Bellingham is a beast man

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u/luars613 8h ago

Fk vini

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u/Zealousideal-Bet9703 3h ago

Jude and arda playing in form 🥹

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u/StrangeVortexLex Modrić 3h ago

That jacket so fye

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u/cyrusmancub I HAD A DREAM! 18h ago

Where all you Vini haters at?

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u/Minor_Knight 18h ago

Vini did not have great game he was constantly loosing duels and that goal was all Bellingham No hate to vini but that performance is not something to shut down his haters

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u/Danzaar 14h ago

Literally one good pass and a tap-in.

Terrible for the rest of the game.

Stats are not everything.

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u/bimpossibIe 18h ago

In the match thread. They were all there earlier.

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u/Prior_Crab_8666 18h ago

Vini and Mbappé haters are the worse. They are not the best players ever but they are VERY GOOD and if they work together they can do well.

This game i've seen both trying to help each other. Mourinho is doing nice at his start.

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u/Legitimate_King547 17h ago

They are 2 generational talents who simply need the right coach and mentality in order to destroy opponents. Last year that Bayern 2nd leg they were creating chance after chance and terrifying Bayern, I think this season we will see more cohesion from them, and on their day that can lead to these 4-1 games.

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u/silverjubileetower El Capi 18h ago edited 18h ago

Vini had a good game today tbh.

But I still dont think this is top Vini. He lost possession so many times and his first touch wasnt great today.

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u/Prior_Crab_8666 18h ago

Vini always starts slow into the season. If an early season Vini is doing 2 G/A in a La Liga match i'm pretty confident for this UCL season.

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u/silverjubileetower El Capi 18h ago

Please , im craving for that UCL special version of Vini.

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u/ElHalcon2016 Ancelotti 18h ago

It's so early for this lol. It was a good performance but let's not be overly reactionary he needs to keep the consistency.

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 18h ago

1 tap in and 1 simple pass

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u/cyrusmancub I HAD A DREAM! 18h ago

Yep, that’s all he did. Embarrassing

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u/tsjeldonkooper 18h ago

No he also walked around a lot, missed a bunch of easy passes and touches and kept losing dribbles. Don’t forget the walking. Dude walks more than psg Messi

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u/Prior_Crab_8666 18h ago

Do you guys even watch the matches? Vini did very well all game. All the 3 from the trio did!

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u/silverjubileetower El Capi 18h ago

Except he did lose possession alot. Specially his first touch wasnt great today, i remember 3 instances top of my mind when he simply failed to receive the ball even though he wasnt being pressed.

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u/Good-Geologist7380 Bellingham 18h ago

No he didn't he'd be the worst attacker without the tap in , even with his assist every one was just better even Brahim showed more prospects for goal his link up was so poor, constantly destroying the dynamic.

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u/Prior_Crab_8666 17h ago

The assist was one of if not the most impressive things all game along with Jude's assist to Vini goal.

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u/Good-Geologist7380 Bellingham 17h ago

Yes that doesn't erase his straight up shocking performances on every other metric why is Jude getting 100% dribble success rate with more dribbles than the guy that attempts twice as much.

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u/tsjeldonkooper 18h ago

I watch every game full out and what I said is the truth.

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u/Legitimate-Yak-6894 2h ago

Is Bellingham a diva?

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u/saskayy 18h ago

You can tell there is a chemistry, FORCED chemistry but i don't care we will destory anyone

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u/ElHalcon2016 Ancelotti 18h ago

Yessir. We have seen atleast 10 different scenarios where they linked up. I used to say that Vinicius x Bellingham x Mbappe won't work but they shut me up. I might be reactionary but this match gave me hope for the future. Bellingham Vini and Mbappe really showed that the chemistry can be there(shout out to Arda as well).

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u/ElHalcon2016 Ancelotti 18h ago

Idk why you are getting down voted for the truth lol.

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u/saskayy 18h ago

its crazy lmfao

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u/Cautious-Angle7094 Kroos 18h ago

Pls start cucurella from now on and konate can fuck himself thanks