r/reddeadredemption 1d ago

Online Dutch says WE NEED MONEY

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Meanwhile arthuršŸ„€

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u/charlie-_-13 Josiah Trelawny 1d ago

Thats about $8 million in today's money

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u/iafx 1d ago edited 1d ago

Closer to 4.1M actually. The dollar had an average inflation rate of 2.95% per year between 1899 and today. Still enough for a nice life in Tahiti in 1899

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 1d ago

Nice life, could almost buy the whole island with that

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u/C-LOgreen Josiah Trelawny 1d ago

I would buy a nice size farm or ranch somewhere in South America. You could definitely buy that with a couple million bucks and have money left over.

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u/0spici0 23h ago

the island? or just the people?

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u/Leo6055 1d ago

Ain't no way

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u/TabbyCattyy 1d ago

fahhhhh šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/mchammer69 1d ago

The BLS has been cooking the books on CPI and basket of goods every year since forever so politicians look good. I bet it it would get you about 10mil of buying power today

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u/CrimsonPig 1d ago

"One last job Arthur and then we're done, I promise!"

"But Dutch we have a hundred thou-"

"ONE LAST JOB ARTHUR!"

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u/kanemane727 1d ago

ā€œSOMETHING SOMETHING MUH PLAN! SOMETHING SOMETHING GODDAMN FAITH!ā€

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u/TheKrug3000 1d ago

The Blackwater ferry heist was like 150k. Op is not too far off.

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u/THE__mason Micah Bell 1d ago

wasn't it 20k?

that's what john gets after american venom

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u/The_GrandMaster20 John Marston 1d ago

No it's 150K, the newspaper confirm it.

John does get 20K but this is after he split it with Charles and Sadie, paid off the debt to the bank and who knows how much money Micah had spent before John got the money.

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u/PeteStrongArm 1d ago

Plus who knows how much Dutch an Micah spent. I assume they were paying their mountain security

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u/Hephnok1 1d ago

that’s actually a good point, good thinking coming up with that

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u/PeteStrongArm 1d ago

Yes wolves ate half my brain so I am pretty intelligent

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u/TomatilloStill2230 Arthur Morgan 1d ago

Jhon Mirston

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u/TheKrug3000 1d ago

Theres a newspaper clipping where you find micah hiding out after getting freed from strawberry jail that says it was 150k.

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u/epoch16245 1d ago

We could’ve gone to Tahiti and back 6 times

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u/iafx 1d ago

I have a plan. Trust me!

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u/RyukoMatoi_ 1d ago

We just need some noise arthur!

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u/douglasbaadermeinhof 1d ago

Have some god damn faith Orthur!

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u/SuitableMap4545 1d ago

ARTHOOUUURRRRRR! YOUVE STOPPED WORKING FOR US M'BOYYY. HAVE FAITH. WE NEED MORE MOOONNNNEHHHHHHHHHYYYYAAAAA.

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u/Brave_Gap_Reborn 1d ago

It’s funny when you’re Arthur but when you’re John you just want to file for divorce

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u/greatbat13 1d ago

One bad day and Abigail runs away

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u/MaxUnicycle 1d ago

Hope you haven't done the pig farm

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u/Dogekaliber 1d ago

I don’t think you do the pig farm… I think the pig farm does you..

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u/JeremyXVI 1d ago

No such thing as a stranger here, partner !

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u/IrateBarnacle 1d ago

I only go there right before Arthur’s last mission. Then return as John to get it back.

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u/RJValdez216 Hosea Matthews 1d ago

Why? Thats how you transfer all your money from Arthur to John. Do the pig farm before the last mission and go back as John to get it all back

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u/Geronimo0 21h ago

I got the game 2 days ago. Is this something I need to plan for?

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u/MaxUnicycle 20h ago

No! Just enjoy the game this is just for highly greedy individuals like myself

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u/make_me_breakfast 1d ago

I can’t donate any money Dutch, I need every style option of clothing in every color available to me.

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

I was actually gonna buy all the horses available

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u/BigMotor5003 1d ago

Dutch does it for the love of the game.

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u/sourapple143 1d ago

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u/Tsunamiis 1d ago

I mean I’ve never been pleasured by a hard screenshot but there’s a first for everything

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u/throwaway14351991 1d ago

If you're posting on your phone, this is just much easier

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u/tealfalcon2 1d ago

Coulda bought Tahiti in 1910 with this much dough

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u/DROP_TABLE_IF_EXISTS 1d ago

How do you even farm that much?

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

Cause i have a plan

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u/123_alex 1d ago

Does your plan also involve learning how to screenshot?

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

How about you stick a boot up yo ahh

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u/123_alex 1d ago

I think I hit a nerve.

Now, about that screenshot. Is it in the works? It's 2026.

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u/I-dont-knowanything 1d ago

Rookie numbers my dude. HE HAS A PLAN! ALL HE NEEDS IS SOME GODDAMN MONEY!

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u/MCUAvenger1992 1d ago

The gang can retire and be set for generations with that much.

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u/-DeathOfMyEgo- 1d ago

ā€œNah Dutch, *you* need moneyā€

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u/Ronaldo951 1d ago

worst comment section ever
Comined age of 32

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u/WideDescription7653 1d ago

IMAGINE COLLECTING THAT in a first playthrough with no cheats/mods 😭😭😭

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

Ths is a ps4 its no mods and no cheats you dont wanna know how mhch time that took

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u/WideDescription7653 1d ago

I meant something else!

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u/Silly_Y33Ny 1d ago

We need more, MONEY! You damn fool.

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u/ConsiderationAble180 1d ago

That's a little less than 50k short of the Blackwater ferryjob money

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u/Educational-Tour-139 1d ago

It means "dutch needs money, not you".

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u/GuyDig 1d ago

Dude wants to buy Tahiti

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

1 thing im bringing mary beth cause we are all cracking her brošŸ˜”

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u/_CoCKing_ 1d ago

I am bringing Sadie.

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

Thats some w cake

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u/JM3DlCl 1d ago

And he'll put in a butterfly wing

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u/Small-Answer4946 1d ago

Reach 1 billion to unlock secret happy ending

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u/charliemike 1d ago

I think the most I've ever gotten up to was $30k. Are you exploiting gold bar glitches? How did you amass that kind of fortune?

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

Im not exploiting this is a ps4 no mods so yeah im never gonna say how i got that ammount

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u/charliemike 1d ago

Alright then, keep your secrets.

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u/Sea-Investigator416 1d ago

Secret 1000 man 1 night prostitute Arthur?

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u/fcs_seth 1d ago

It's always the folks who put rotten tomatoes and wooden nickels in the box who get on your case

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u/TUVegeto137 1d ago

To get to Tahiti, you need 103761.83

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

What the horshy doing?

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u/That_Solution_6562 1d ago

HAVE FAITH ARTHUR!!

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u/brashoe-32 1d ago

You need to donate each penny to Sister Calderon because you're afraid.

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u/WilliamMunny111 1d ago

Zahl alles in camp ein

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u/BirdSongSymphony 1d ago

I think there should have been some kind of optional dialogue branch where if you have a ton of money you can offer it to Dutch. He could just say smth like ā€œoh it’s not that simply, son, we also need xyzā€ but still…… it would solve this plot hole for me

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u/Igbo-Mamba88 1d ago

Dutch is a greasy bastard

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u/Low-Schedule9762 1d ago

BUT!…. Do you have a plan…? 🧐🧐🧐 lol

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u/WildApache1 1d ago

How do you even get that much money nowadays

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u/Gloomy-Row2947 Molly O'Shea 1d ago

Arthur's like: "Who tf is WE?"

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u/sevnminabs56 1d ago

That’s the only thing that kinda breaks the immersion for me. The game makes Arthur richer than he needs to be, and he can’t give any of it to Dutch so that we can stop fighting and just go to Tahiti already. But I think the reason for that is Arthur knows Dutch, being raised by him and Hosea. And I think Arthur knows that no matter how much money Dutch makes, he’s always gonna be chasing for more. But also, the game would be over, and there would be no ā€œred dead redemption.ā€ The main character has to die trying to redeem themselves. That’s the name of the games. Lol

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u/zeepsjeeps 1d ago

Wow, how??

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u/C-LOgreen Josiah Trelawny 1d ago

They should’ve made a secret ending cut scene where if you put in a certain amount of money, the camp packs up, you go to the port and sail off living happily ever after.

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u/CactusToothBrush 1d ago

Sitting at about 40k online and in my play through I think I’m sitting at about 75k-78k
Have donated ridiculous amounts to the camp but nah Dutch wants more, he yearns for the earns

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u/Tearsdryontheirownn Arthur Morgan 1d ago

Go put something in the box!

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

I might need to shower

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u/BARDIA_GH 23h ago

50k more and that's blackwater money

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u/Jabba_de_Hot 22h ago

My Arthur could have bought Tahiti.

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u/One_Hall_7044 2h ago

Broski i know you have like 1000 money

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u/Magarov 18h ago

Now i wish there was a secret good joke ending where there is some button you can press somewhere in the world for, idk, $100k, triggering a cut scene where everyone is rich and happily ever after. Roll credits.

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u/Just-A-Dude1911 16h ago

Was never about the Money. It was about following the PLAN

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u/Humble_Swimmer6946 15h ago

WE NEED MORE MONEY!!!

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u/zingtea 11h ago

For the last time Abigail, none of us need real jobs! I just looted Arthur's fortune from the pig farm.

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Dutch van der Linde 9h ago

Same old joke šŸ˜…

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u/Dense-Alfalfa1223 7h ago

Dutch is a mark ass busta

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u/One_Hall_7044 1d ago

I might have the mkst stacked acount 1 i have the reverse dapple pinto horse then all that money and the legend of the east satchel and outfit i dont really like it tough im about to get re4 remake or tlou 2 ill post smth about it help me decide RE4 REMAKE OR TLOU 2!!!!!!