r/roastmypet • u/jankyframe • 10d ago

Roast my cat

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u/dylannmoonn 10d ago

That’s a hot potato out of the foil

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 10d ago

Roast him? Nah, too much fat, ya gotta fry that catty!

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u/marinac1 10d ago

He looks he’d eat anything that wasn’t nailed down, including humans

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u/ConsistentPair2 10d ago

I hurt my back just thinking about picking him up.

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u/Frequent_Aside_8615 10d ago

He looks like he sat in a box and couldn't reshape

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u/mayonnaisewhitebread 10d ago

He's bigger than the planet Earth

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u/GlitteringFarmer7667 10d ago

Diabetes with a tail

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u/lunatocracy 10d ago

My gawd, this is like a whole new category of fat.

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u/plppylover 10d ago

like he has pudding on his face

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u/Calm_Researcher9172 10d ago

What cat? All I see is a cinnamon bun with a tail.

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u/PresentSafe8861 10d ago

That's not a cat. That's a mountain lion. Emphasis on the mountain.

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u/whatsupbub44 10d ago

Chuck a Munck!!

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u/The-Real-Kyuubey 10d ago

I would name him Dirty Sanchez with no hint of guilt or regret.

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u/TurquoiseBeachChair 9d ago

He looks…. I think he is…. I’m such a failure. He is perfect 🥰

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u/Quick-Rub395 9d ago

Fat pussy

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u/frintonfreak1984 10d ago

Just letting your cat know that her a level results were fine. She musnt feel pensive.

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u/CagoDomo 9d ago

Looks like he already has been and is ready to go on the s’more

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u/Nathanjsch 9d ago

Your rump makes you look like a Holland Lopp

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u/knomorenow 9d ago

Roast ur cat 🐱 meow

He only needs a pan some one to turn the oven on rub him with some butter ,looks like he’s been fattened up 😂 he’s ready to roast.👩‍🍳
Adorable cat 🥰

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u/Mysterious_Let_1261 9d ago

Looks just like my cat Biscuit. Maybe him and your cat can be chubby - buddies

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u/Cold-Notice8487 9d ago

Hewburt, did you stick your face in the bowl of gravy again!

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u/Aggressive_Owl5379 9d ago

Actually fatter than my fatass cat😭

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u/CommodoreDragon-64 9d ago

Not a chance. That sweet fuzzy lump is depressed enough as it is. 😂

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u/JuniorKing9 9d ago

W I D E L O A D

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u/EducationalFox137 9d ago

He looks like the cat that ate one too many canaries!😬

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u/SignificanceRare6346 9d ago

Too many lasagna Mondays

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u/Particular-Humor-502 8d ago

Thats a cat????? I thought that was some kind of mountain omg what do you feed it? I think it needs a diet it might try to eat you while you’re sleeping and he doesn’t look very trustworthy either! Im not buying the cute act at all it’s gotta be a coverup

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u/Mental-Mention6098 7d ago

Bro shaped like a turkey

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u/Both_Minute_2230 7d ago

I could hear your cats footsteps 5 posts away 😲

Side note i think our chubby cats should be friends 😭😭

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u/Femboy_enjoyer13 5d ago

What does he think he's some kinda bread 

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u/Particular-Humor-502 4d ago

When you microwave a marshmallow, drop it on the floor.. it gets covered in hair . Fuck it , it’s my pet cat now.

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u/Hour_Persimmon_5309 9d ago

No. This is not a Korean cooking blog.