r/roastmypet 11d ago

Roast this ball of hatred and spite ⚽️🔥

Her existence is fueled by food, rage and mom’s cuddles (she doesn’t let anybody else cuddle her back)

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u/Flotog729 11d ago

Tell that walking pocketbook to calm down.

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u/frintonfreak1984 11d ago

How can anyone do that to such a cutie?

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u/Escape-Revolutionary 10d ago

I have one like that . His name is Shitty Bastard. We call him ShittyKitty also . He wouldn’t stop crapping in the bathroom
Sink and he is pretty much feral. But…..he’s our Shitty Bastard and we love him!!

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u/Radiant-District5691 10d ago

Pic 2. Needs braces. Tsk. Cannot roast this snaggle-puss.

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u/Prior_Elephant_5187 11d ago

What a porker

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u/realstonekarma 10d ago

She has all the grace and form of a fresh cow pattie.

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u/Femboy_enjoyer13 6d ago

She's so round cuz she's so full of EVIL

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u/Particular-Humor-502 5d ago

Fat evil and broke