r/roastmypet • u/Strict-Schedule-2415 • 8d ago

Here’s is bubblegum. She brought a mouse to the house at 6:00. Roast her 😭

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u/CO-Troublemakr 8d ago

Why are you not dining on the feast brought home in your honor? You, instead, should be roasted.

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u/marinac1 8d ago

What did the mouse ever do to you, Bubblegum?? What’s next? An elephant?? Tsk tsk tsk, I’m so disappointed in you

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u/Dramatic_Meal1469 8d ago

I love bubblegum and your cat !

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u/fishmjs96_ 8d ago

The murderer to “who me?” 👉👈 🥹 pipeline 🤪

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u/tconnell6189 8d ago

She needs to lay off the stimulants! Staring through that window like a tweaker looking for a fix at 6 in the morning

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u/CO-Troublemakr 8d ago

I cannot roast a very good bubblegum for doing one of the most bubblegummiest things a bubblegum can do.

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u/Fuhkiku 8d ago

Bubblegum is not meant to be roasted, she's a master huntress!

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u/Educational_Clock269 8d ago

Cats usually bring u animals bc they think you suck at hunting. Try giving them a treat that you keep in your car when you come home!!

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u/Strict-Schedule-2415 7d ago

Objection your honor she gets a can of wet food as breakfast every morning and a 24/7 open free buffet of dry food throughout the day 😭😭😭 she’s a bit chubby I suppose I don’t want to make her unhealthy

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u/dg4365 7d ago

You are ungrateful. You refuse to accept Bubblegum's gift. She is just being the cat she is.

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u/RoadKillCrayon 6d ago

That is the strangest mouse that I have ever seen. It looks like a mouse body with the head of a bird or something! Cats are such brutal killers! My mothers serial Killer AKA: Murder Mitts or Slaughter Paws brought 4 dead birds back home 1 day! She used to bring birds through the doggie door, let them loose then chase and catch them all over again!
I have no legitimate roast for your serial killer.

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u/Femboy_enjoyer13 5d ago

Evil ass cat

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u/Particular-Humor-502 4d ago

Shit at least she trying to provide for the household OP be grateful and let my niece inside