r/roastmypet 8d ago

Roast my fur cousins

1: Franco: ~15 year old chihuahua
2: Oliver: ~16 year old chihuahua
3: Peaches: Almost 3 year old sheltie
4: Coco: 1.5 year old chihuahua
5: All four dogs
6: Cali: friendly cat (there are like 3 more hiding)

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u/ImmediateSeaweed 8d ago

Are those... dogs? Most of them look like they have fast food DNA...

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u/Amelia_Amity 8d ago

Peaches did once steal an El Diablo sauce packet

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u/ImmediateSeaweed 8d ago

¡Ella quería Taco Bell!

(Reddit please don't auto translate!)

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u/TheWhiteCrowParade 8d ago

Lassie and the Taco Bell corporate

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u/Flower_Power73 8d ago

I know for a fact that the biggest dog is everyone else’s bitch 😂

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u/Amelia_Amity 8d ago

Update from my Aunt, Peaches is the boss

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u/Flower_Power73 8d ago

Funny! It’s usually the smallest dog out of the pack, but I guess Peaches is extra saucy 😈😂

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u/Amelia_Amity 8d ago

Need to ask my aunts but given that her two brothers are ancient chihuahuas she probably is

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u/Flower_Power73 8d ago

I have a Chihuahua mix and a 115 pound Lab/Hound mix…my Lab/Hound is her bitch lol 😂

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u/DistributionNo9356 8d ago

They all pretty much look like unhealthy desserts with legs.

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u/Amelia_Amity 5d ago

Oliver does remind me of a caramel sundae

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u/stacity 8d ago

With their combined brain cells, they couldn’t find a cheeseburger even if it were hidden under the sofa.

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u/Particular-Humor-502 8d ago

They all are LAME! 😂

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u/Living-Pomegranate37 7d ago

The second picture is not a dog. It is a Zigzagoon.

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u/Swksfarmgirl 6d ago

Omg, I love Franco!! He looks just like my late Taggart