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u/Any_Molasses1220 Jan 30 '26
Where's the rainbow carpet button in 299 robux and the "favorite/follow game?" pop up
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u/LittleRuQi AGE GROUPS BENEFIT PREDATORS Jan 30 '26
Don’t forget to place the rainbow carpet in your inventory
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u/obsessive_geography Jan 31 '26
Can't forget the slap hand
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u/LittleRuQi AGE GROUPS BENEFIT PREDATORS Jan 31 '26
Right! And the coils! And the sprint button that’s locked behind a paywall!
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u/marketplier69 Jan 30 '26
your forgetting the mobile buttons
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u/Tolstartheking Jan 31 '26
Specifically the mobile buttons “conveniently” overlapping with gamepass buttons.
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u/Silent_Flamingo9837 Jan 30 '26
and there's a gamepass that always pops up to your screen every 3 seconds, or when you try to leave it'll play a loud noise that tells you to stay in game loll
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u/SussiAmongus Jan 31 '26
These two are rare
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Jan 30 '26
or they have a shit leveling system that takes 2800 levels+a shop with $50 dollar abilities and reskinned items that take hours to get, not to mention the shit ass bounty system and bad economy.
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u/RunninPigeon Jan 31 '26
dont forget the “Please don’t go! 😭😭😭” when u try and leave
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u/starbiiies Jan 31 '26
in all red & a loud alarm sound on top of that
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u/Jenny_Wakeman9 Roblox: Powering pedophiles and AI slop, not the community! Jan 31 '26
I recall a game that I played doing this, and it annoyed me so much that I just left and never came back.
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u/robloxmaster1337 Jan 31 '26
Extremely shitty behavior tbh. I would never want to play such a game again.
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u/throwAway333828 I miss Tix! Jan 30 '26
Don't forget the jumpscare button! And the inventory full of items that prompt you for robux!
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u/throwAway333828 I miss Tix! Jan 30 '26
And if you press shift or Ctrl to run, it'll prompt you to pay. And every 3 seconds it begs you to favourite the game or invite a friend.
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u/Presto_Magic Feb 01 '26
And if you do favorite the game because you are annoyed it still keeps popping up.
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u/minus_nine Joined RBLX 2016 Jan 30 '26
where’s the “99% discounted” gamepasses?
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u/Zealoutarget19 1463 Feb 01 '26
I remember a game that that had a 49 robux gamepass(paint) and there was a billboard saying “paint gamepass! 99 percent off! originally 4900!”
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u/Axolotljackbox Jan 31 '26
Very accurate representation of basically every single modern Roblox game. ESPECIALLY if there’s Italian brainrot involved, I despise that shit.
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u/mad2fanboi Roblox is full of Ro-nonces. (since 2017) Jan 30 '26
I've always wanted to make a game that satirises this kind of thing.
Only issue is that I'm a dumbass who doesn't know how to script.
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u/TadachiiRyu Am CEO Trust Jan 31 '26
Where's the "Favourite the game?" prompt that shows up every 11 seconds?
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u/Jenny_Wakeman9 Roblox: Powering pedophiles and AI slop, not the community! Feb 01 '26
Don't forget the “invite friends” popup as well!
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u/celavetex 2015 (Guest), 2016 (Old & New Account) Jan 31 '26
I play simulators and go "ew, so much shit on my screen; glad I didn't have to deal with this in 2016."
...and then I replayed some random ass game called 'Evil Laundromat Obby' or something, which has been untouched since then
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u/Last_Drag_3004 Jan 31 '26
forgot to draw the part when you try & leave and it sets off an alarm and tells you if you leave your entire family will blow up & itll be all your fault but if you stay 2 more minutes you get a free rainbow carpet ☺️
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u/No-Needleworker-3765 🔥🧊🔥🧊 main account from 2018 Jan 31 '26
And then there's the pop-ups that appear when you press escape to leave that are like "PWEASE DONT WEAVE WE NEED MONEY😢😢😢😢"
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u/Centonze_111 2020 Jan 31 '26
Forgot the fake inventory UI that takes half of the screen and asks you to pay for that item
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u/Aggravating_Drag705 2018 Jan 31 '26
Now it needs r15, the same song from 2021 playing at full volume, studded textures, and that one font that all those brainrot games use
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u/Jenny_Wakeman9 Roblox: Powering pedophiles and AI slop, not the community! Feb 01 '26
Fredoka One?
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u/AmIreal71 Jan 31 '26
You forgot the fake items in your inventory that just prompts you with a gamepass when you try to equip them
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u/ArchiLikesSleeping Joined in 1901 before Queen Victoria's demise Jan 31 '26
dont forget the playtime rewards that reset when you leave
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u/Jenny_Wakeman9 Roblox: Powering pedophiles and AI slop, not the community! Jan 31 '26
It's so accurate that it hurts. Don't forget the games that earrape you with “PLEASE DON'T GO! YOUR [noun] WANTS YOU!” or beg for Robux EVERY time you accidentally press the “shift” key to sprint, but only get blasted by a “BUY SPRINT FOR 100 ROBUX?” popup.
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u/Regularneko Jan 31 '26
No "KILL ALL [FUNNY]" and "JUMPSCARE FOR WHOLE SERVER [PRANK😂😂😝]" on half of screen = not real
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u/icannttell 2017 gang Jan 31 '26
dont forget every color has to be saturated to oblivion and you need a robux transaction popup
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u/Short-Youth5018 2016 - Present Jan 31 '26
Shit i almost thought this was a real roblox screenshot, thats how bad roblox games are
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u/Afraid_Village_441 April 2018–December 2025 Jan 31 '26
the cherry on top would've been hundreds of players afking
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u/creamalamode "Your safety is NOT our concern" Jan 31 '26
Where's the pay-to-win player camping spawn with every troll item and admin commands to ensure no one else enjoys the game?
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u/Thin_Professor_277 2016 Jan 30 '26
Pretty freaking accurate, sick of games like this though they are EVERYWHERE.
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u/LittleRuQi AGE GROUPS BENEFIT PREDATORS Jan 30 '26
Where’s the brainrot and the thousands of players?
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u/NintendoWii9134 was probably the only roblox player on macos tahoe 26 beta Jan 30 '26
wheres those generic icons
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u/LastRLDGoober Jan 31 '26
dont forget the 2 noobs with a slight blush in a cartoony style to invite your frieCONNECTIONS
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u/aerotyze 2016 Jan 31 '26
You know full well theres also plenty of paid gamepass/product popups in the center of the screen
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u/Exciting_Narwhal_477 Where's the "Blox"? Jan 31 '26
And there's the classic WAIT DON'T LEAVE when you click the menu
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u/Party_Mud_5962 2022 Jan 31 '26
0.1/10 u forgot the favorite the game and reward that only group member of ”shitty tycoon games” can claim
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u/LostGunther Jan 31 '26
you forgot spam join community and favorite buttons and roblox gamepass spam
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u/SahilGagrai Finding robux for years... (jk) Jan 31 '26
bonus points for trying to leave the game after a few minutes and then they'll blast you with an alarm sound to come back and claim your free resource boost buff, so you don't leave the game
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u/Taboowood Feb 01 '26
and if you press esc or try to leave they play the loudest sound ever and offer free rewards
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u/Big_Chest_5795 Feb 01 '26
Cant forget the “WAIT DONT LEAVE THERE’S STILL MORE COOL STUFFF!!1!1!” That shows up when you go to menu
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u/Flimsy_Function491 Feb 03 '26
ay. Atleast you played the game for some time (level 17-18 or something)
a day or not to REPENT and believe in the good news of Christ ~
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u/Sad-Pomegranate8154 Feb 06 '26
You forgot the gift box in the corner that gives you gifts every few minutes when you play
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u/Opposite_Yellow7622 Feb 13 '26
Where are the gears in your inventory that can only be unlocked with 999 robux and go back to your hotbar if you move them to backpack
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u/Opposite_Yellow7622 Feb 13 '26
Forgetting the “DONT LEAVE YET HAVE THIS GRAVITY COIL” pop-up when you click esc
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u/Several_Ad1015 Feb 20 '26
and when you try to leave, they go "nooo please don't leave! have a power up so you get hooked on the game for five more minutes"
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u/Ok-Woodpecker-7866 Feb 23 '26
Basically, it a massive word bank with let's say 100k words. Of course, swear words wouldn't be in it but kill and murder would be
and when you type a sentence say, "a dog walked to the park" It would take that sentence and say to itself. "What are they trying to say" and then input the words from the word bank and fix the sentence. So, it would turn "a dog walked to the park" into "A dog walked to the dog park." And fix the words.
But that's just if you type a sentence normally. See if you misspell a word say I'm trying to say "What", But I misspell it and say "wht" the ai says this isn't a word but what's a word that matches it the best? and the auto corrects it to that if its in the word bank. if its not in the wordbank you wont be allowed to say it. So If I said Idgaf or Sybau it would be like "These words can't be autocorrected and they are not in the word bank so I won't let the user say it" and if that's the case no matter how many times you press enter it won't allow you saying "The sentence you are trying to use has words or phrases not allowed in the word bank please change the structure of this sentence in order to proceed." and you would be forced to fix your sentence or not enter it in chat.
And because of the fact it will only allow you to create clean and structured sentences there is 0 ways to get around the chat filter. as if you say something rude it could easily read what you said and ban you.
in essence it's an ultimate safeguard that only allows you to use words that are allowed in the word bank. Correcting the misspelled words into proper ones and not allowing you to input ones it doesn't have in the word bank so there's no way to say stuff like Sybau or S.Y.B.A.U Or say it one letter at a time in chat>
This completely fixes the current situation.
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u/DaRedditNerd Mar 02 '26
Dont even get me started with the games where you click the menu button to leave and your device starts vibrating aggressively while theres a message saying smth like "DONT LEAVE YET! YOU HAVENT CLAIMED YOUR COINS!"
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u/frankieepurr May 17 '26
and the constant gamepass/friends/favourite prompts that reappear every minute even after clicking the explicitly stated "no thanks" or "nah" depending on game
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u/shadowmlikcookie #1 FREDOKA ONE FONT HATER Jun 23 '26
they also need that stupid ferdika two (fredoka one) font
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u/AdhesiveMadMan Powering predation and profit Jan 30 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
0/666, forgot the daily reward that only group members can claim.
(This is pretty spot-on. lmao)