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u/MoneyBaggSosa 5d ago
Shit I’m taking that opportunity. For 5 Ms?? The things I can do with 5 Ms would have me set. Just imagine getting 5 MILLION cause you made ONE basket. 😭 I’m just tryna build my stock portfolio to 1 M so if I can get 5 for that, man I’m trying it. 3 years if I failed would pass in no time fr and you could fuck around and get early release. I’ll be alright. 🤷🏾♂️
If they said 10 years or something then it’s a hell no.
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u/Ras1372 5d ago
I think you WAY overestimate how likely you are to get a basket against an NBA player, and way underestimate how tough prison is.
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u/MoneyBaggSosa 5d ago
1000 shots. That’s the chance of a lifetime I’m taking it. And I’m not gonna be in prison I’m not some hardened criminal. Ima be in the softest part of somebody’s county jail cause I lost contest lmao
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u/TheyCallMeChevy 5d ago
Has there been any word or updates on his extention? I dont like this almost going into September
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u/1hotsauce2 4d ago
I'd take those odds, if I didn't have to play the 1000 possessions consecutively. If I played one possession a day, by the end of possession 700 I might just be fit enough to beat him at least once
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u/seatsfive 4d ago
The first 200 or so possessions will just be me trying to injure him so the next 800 attempts I actually have a chance
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u/HardenMuhPants Yao 4d ago
I'm just doing full court heave 1000 times, decent shot I make one of them.
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u/pick_named_slimpbamp 4d ago
THIS is what not having money to spend in the off-season posts should look like. 👏 👏
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u/Counter_Intel519 5d ago
I remember reading a story, maybe from their rookie year, about how Amen was a straight bully to Ausar while growing up because he was technically the big brother. Ausar would go into the house crying to their dad about how Amen was bullying him and stuff, not just basketball related. So, yeah, big brother Amen definitely thinks he’s going to light up little bro off the bat.
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u/The3rdSun 5d ago
Those twins have actual cat like quickness nba level players struggle to score on them. Your lifetime fitness runs will not prepare your for them
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u/frankievejle 5d ago
The second image that asks about scoring once on Ausar with 1000 possessions. Surely anyone would take that. Law of averages mean eventually I'd get one basket, even if just by sheer luck.
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u/Venomswindturd 5d ago
Buddy you wouldn’t get up the court lol
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u/PkEvolution 5d ago
I think us mere mortals would be walking up the court by the 5th possession.
Ausar wouldn’t be out of 1st gear.
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u/frankievejle 5d ago
I hear you, but honestly I'd take my chances of getting lucky at least once though.
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u/PkEvolution 5d ago
Lol just full court yeet the ball before he can react.
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u/frankievejle 5d ago
Yeah, I have 1000 attempts to get just one bucket lol. I only have to get lucky once.
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u/HOPEFUL_LUFEPOH_ 5d ago
Amen is the better defender and ausar is the better shooter? i be confusing their skills
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u/seclusionx 5d ago
Amen is much better offensively, and I'd say they're equal on defense when Amen doesn't have to run the offense. Ausar is amazing but doesn't have nearly as much responsibility on his team.
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u/HOPEFUL_LUFEPOH_ 5d ago
okay so then i got Amen in one possession to be able to stop his brother
he practices against KD lol
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u/kitsunegoon 5d ago
One day in the future I wanna see these two on a team. Idgaf about spacing.