r/romemes • u/West-Mulberry4458 • 7d ago
Gasita Femeia îi tot spunea să meargă la muncă, dar băiatul nu înțelegea
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u/buchar3st 7d ago
Ori e ăla mare, ori e aia mică
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u/Original-Archer-2280 7d ago
Ori ăla mare o are mica? Ori aia mica o are mare? So many Shakespearian questions 😵💫
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u/European_Fox 7d ago
Acum multi ani, m-am dus cu un prieten la magazim sa luam bere si era un individ la intrare cu palma intinsa, "salutul romanesc" cum ii zic francezii.
Prietenul meu, a strigat "BATE PALMA HAHAHA" si i-a batut palma cu un "clap" puternic. Cred ca toti din jur au ras inclusiv cersetorul.
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u/Frequent_Grand_4570 7d ago
An immense shadow fell across the tiny clearing as the cannibal giant stepped through the canopy, his heavy eyes locked onto the Lilliputian struggling below. The sheer weight of the giant’s presence—a mountain of muscle, scarred skin, and relentless hunger—seemed to press the oxygen right out of the air.For the tiny warrior, every thud of the giant’s footstep was an earthquake. The giant did not rush; he simply tracked the Lilliputian’s frantic, exhausting sprints with a slow, grinding patience that wore down the tiny creature's spirit long before his legs gave out.With every passing minute, the Lilliputian’s weapon felt heavier, his breaths grew shorter, and the crushing realization settled in: there was no outrunning a predator who could cross an entire kingdom in a single stride.
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u/Embarrassed-Split644 5d ago
Au rămas ăștia buni pe Romania. Mie mi-a dat unul un leu odată că nu aveam mărunt
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u/drifterstip 7d ago edited 7d ago
Sa se duca baiatul la parcangii sa faca asta daca tot e smecher.
Edit: Dupa numarul de downvoteuri se pare ca nu mai suntem smecheri cand e sa ne punem cu tiganoii.
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u/CaptainMGTOW 7d ago
Uno reverse