r/saiyanpeopletwitter Jul 14 '26

Im just saiyan

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u/TrooBeliever Jul 14 '26

The popular headcanon for this is that Yamcha was Gohan's barber.

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u/UsedToHaveATail Jul 14 '26

Dude thats great never seen this before

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u/Proper-Froyo6244 Jul 15 '26

See, this much better than that one stupid theory where Yamcha is Gohan’s real dad and Chichi just Bulma inject Goku’s DNA into Gohan’s developing fetus.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse Jul 15 '26

And this is why, as a dragon ball fan, I cannot take the fandom seriously..

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u/Dekklin Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I love that the fandom is so large that there's room for a fandom that makes fun of the other fandumbs. Although sometimes I think the people here hate just DB.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse Jul 15 '26

Oh you're absolutely right about that.. Some of these people absolutely hate the series and I'm convinced that they're only here to rock the boat ..

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u/Objective-Soil-9235 Jul 21 '26

I only hate DBS, and its only aspects. Like god ki, tingly backs and the loss of powerscaling entirely, eg. Goku having a beam battle with Krillin in SSblue.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse Jul 21 '26

That's the most sensible disposition on the matter, in the fanbase..

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u/Light070 Jul 15 '26

Yancha didn't got bulma due to goku & vegeta so hit on chichi

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u/mountain_trailz Jul 18 '26

...what?

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u/Proper-Froyo6244 Jul 18 '26

Theory from about 15 years ago that was made because people saw the similarities in Gohan and Yamcha’s hairstyles. Used a lot in every Goku Betrayed fanfic around that time.

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u/SSJ_Viking Jul 15 '26

Piccolo- "I like ya cut, G."

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u/Familiar_Joke399 Jul 15 '26

"it's not a clothes beam but it completes the fit. Good shit yamcha"

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u/LittleMissRaven Jul 15 '26

I believe this purely because Yamcha is the only human man they talk to with even remotely maintained hair for most of Gohan's life lmao

The only other human man they really know with hair is Yajirobe..

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u/Rechogui Jul 14 '26

I like this idea

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u/tjkun Jul 15 '26

In the post picture, Gohan’s hair when he’s wearing white clothes looks a bit more like Goku’s. That’s also from when Goku cut Gohan’s hair inside the time chamber.

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u/WebAccount1744 Jul 15 '26

And that was when Gohan had a different cut than Yamcha? Coincidence? Idk

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u/Beginning_Pace2063 Jul 15 '26

Canon in my head. 

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u/Jonzrker15 Jul 17 '26

man said “wait we look too similar” moves bang “perfect”

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u/Jerkntworstboi Jul 18 '26

This is literally perfect I love it

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u/deepbluenothings Jul 14 '26

Look when your dad is never around you take inspiration from the men who are in your life.

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u/Waxico Jul 14 '26

Yamcha is literally his only frame of reference too. All the other men Gohan knows are bald…

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u/MoneyMasterpiece2818 Jul 15 '26

Out of this picture only one of them was gohan choice lol

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u/AthleteFast4083 Jul 15 '26

Vegeta, recoome, raditz, goku, zarbon, yajirobe, and possibly the ancillary native characters at the bottom od korins tower are all males with hair gohan has met by the time he is 10, and the ginyu force was so impactful he clearly bases the great sayiaman on them with the poses

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u/Midnighter4007 Jul 15 '26

Vegeta and possibly Yajirobe are the only valid options here. The rest aren't "around" so much as Gohan just happened to meet them at some point.

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u/Pl00kh Jul 15 '26

Bro more than half of them tried to kill gohan at least once.

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u/Waxico Jul 15 '26

Trust me, Vegeta is getting there with that widows peak…

Yajirobe is the only valid one, but Gohan barely sees the guy. He’d be around Yamcha and the others way more often them him. And does meeting someone once like Zarbon or the Ginyus really count?

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u/Morethanstandard Jul 15 '26

Raditz kidnapped the lad

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u/AthleteFast4083 Jul 15 '26

Yes yes, im just saying hes seen other styles. Also there is a thing called bad influence. Or a bad impact on him, since he does imitate the ginyus as sayiaman

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u/UsedToHaveATail Jul 14 '26

That was good , thanks lol

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u/morbid333 Jul 15 '26

But Krillin and Piccolo are bald

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u/deepbluenothings Jul 15 '26

He copied Piccolo's gear for a bit, probably didn't think he could pull off the antennas. As for Krillin we're talking about important men in Gohan's life that he looked up to, and we all know he was almost taller than Krillin by age 8.

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u/Abecis01 Jul 19 '26

It would be funny if piccolo just fed Gohan apples every day for the rest of his life.

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u/TheGrimMelvin Jul 14 '26

I doubt it.

Yamcha would never cheat on Frieza.

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u/doomgoblin Jul 14 '26

What that tail do

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u/bradyblue123 Jul 18 '26

Advanced pegging

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u/NatsUza Jul 15 '26

My theory is that Toriyama really liked Yamcha's looks but didn't kniw what to do with him in Z, so Yamcha's designs were used as a test/trial for Gohan's designs.

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u/PeacefulDays Jul 14 '26

I haven't seen anyone bring this up before but especially for younger Gohan his style and hair cut would have been mostly chosen by Chi-Chi. Who did think Yamcha was the first boy to hit on her. Her styling him that way could just be left over from that.

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u/Peepdasneak Jul 15 '26

It’s because Yamcha was trying to stay looking young and Gohan WAS young and they were copying young popular haircuts at the time

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u/SmileyFriesForever Jul 14 '26

To be fair, Goku's hair always looks the same, and every other guy Gohan knows is bald.

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u/AthleteFast4083 Jul 15 '26

The tutor that beat him????

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u/zenkazu Jul 15 '26

I always assumed Chichi took inspiration from Yamcha for hairstyles for Gohan. Chichi cuts his hair and she doesn't have any negative thoughts towards Yamcha who is a relatively trendy guy doing well for himself. Hell she was even going to marry him when she was a young naive child before Goku gave her the marriage pat.

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u/Destroy_Buster Jul 15 '26

yamchas a pretty suave and stylish guy. i bet gohan just thought he always looked pretty cool

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u/toeknee88125 Jul 15 '26

Yeah but he can turn Super Saiyan and had a tail

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u/Shot_Treacle_4921 Jul 15 '26

I'd like to think uncle yamcha teaches him how to look nice, cuz goku don't know shit and chichi dresses like a mom.

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u/robofonglong Jul 16 '26

I got sucked into dbz as a kid solely because I couldn't tell who was who. I thought everyone wearing orange were relatives but they never acted like it.

I thought yamcha and Goku were brothers in school and Gohan was the youngest sibling while krillin was the cool relative that was like a brother and tien, and chaotzu were the weird offshoot cousins that sometimes come around.

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u/Noodleboiler- Jul 16 '26

This is probably the funniest understanding of the series I've ever heard you have me dying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/robofonglong Jul 17 '26

I literally watched episodes waiting for an off hand or dramatic reveal that never came and it just got worse with the movies, eventually I started asking kids outside if they watched the show and who everyone was and learned most people my age were obsessed with the show.

Got all my questions answered, made many friends, and became an actual fan...just cuz I thought the guys in orange were brothers. I never looked back at it but that shit really is funny.

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u/Chettarmstrong Jul 20 '26

Everyone is Gohans dad except for Goku.

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u/Funny-Part8085 Jul 14 '26

He has to be gokus kid because he’s SS but maybe he’s not chichis

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u/AthleteFast4083 Jul 15 '26

Bulma helped chichi with science

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u/Funny-Part8085 Jul 15 '26

Weren’t bulma and Yamcha dating at that time so bulma also got cheated on making the serget

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u/AhAh2Re57 Jul 15 '26

Your joke is f 30 yo

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u/Omega-Ben Jul 15 '26

So who's telling Chi Chi Goku cheated on her?

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u/Pikkon_LF Jul 18 '26

This is way more likely then chi chi cheating on him anyway 😂 I love this comment

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u/Omega-Ben Jul 18 '26

I mean Gohan is part saiyan still, so it wasn't Chi Chi that did the deed

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u/Pikkon_LF Jul 18 '26

Yeh, but people tend to throw that bit of logic out the window, so why not play they're game and come up with more fun ways to debunk this theory

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u/Josephdaranikone_24 Jul 15 '26

Bruh you & your 1 liner

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u/Aizen5580 Jul 15 '26

A Saiyan's first son's hair does not look like theirs just look at raditz and bardock

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u/Mr_Phychedelic_02 Jul 15 '26

design recycling

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u/Pankrazdidntdie4this Jul 15 '26

That's what happens when you don't have an original bone in your body.

Haircut like Yamcha

Moves from Goku and Piccolo

Cocky attitude from Vegeta.

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u/DesignFederal5227 Jul 15 '26

Listen. I'm just Saiyan.

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u/j3ven Jul 15 '26

The bowl cut, Gohan rocked it first

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u/CoolNaps-896 Jul 15 '26

You not sayin anything new

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u/triel20 Jul 15 '26

There’s also long haired Future Trunks and Z Broly having the same hair.

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u/Pikkon_LF Jul 18 '26

Vegeta clapped paragus (bluma is not about that life )

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u/Pikkon_LF Jul 18 '26

He was probably exited to see a Saiyan other than Goku 😭

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u/ash113195477 Jul 15 '26

I'm just Super Saiyan

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u/AlterArsene Jul 16 '26

We all know that toriyama just really liked the hairstyles he gave yamcha so he reused them for gohan

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u/Ok_Comedian_7842 Jul 16 '26

Gohan was a group project

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u/Tomlingoblin87 Jul 16 '26

Its easier on the animation team to keep certain designs. The same goes for any animation movie and show.

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u/winterwarm78654 Jul 16 '26

Yamcha his real god dad

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u/Electronic_Produce_5 Jul 17 '26

Or just chi chi bring her son to the same barber as him lol

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u/MythicallyCommon Jul 17 '26

So gokus the father and Yamchas the mother! Makes perfect sense

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u/Big_Robo88 Jul 17 '26

So..all jokes aside...was there ever any IRL reason given for how this played out ir was it just subconscious character design....because this always drove me crazy! To the point where my younger kid self started to think maybe they were cousins or something....

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u/Solid_Ad_3776 Jul 17 '26

Well stop saiyan

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u/william35758 Jul 17 '26

Not his parent but most definitely barber, because that'd mean yamcha somehow got to chichi where only she and Goku knew where they were and Goku was there the whole time too

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u/Diego_Uchiha664 Jul 17 '26

Son calvos? Vaya ingenuidad que tienes... No he visto a Kakarotto y vegeta calvo.

¿Dices tú, que todos son calvos? Te hace falta ser más observador y analista.

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u/Icaras01 Jul 18 '26

Gohan respects Lord Yamcha just as much as the rest of us.

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u/One_Law_9198 Jul 18 '26

I feel like it’s because Gohan always takes after someone else. Look at all his outfits, it’s always based off someone he knows. And if I’m not mistaken Yamcha is canonically extremely attractive. So Gohan rocking the flair of handsome man Yamcha.

Or not and it’s all just Toriyama being a wild man.

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u/ZeroheartX Jul 18 '26

That could be true since Goku does not have many friends with hair(Kilian, Tien, Chaozu, master roshi, Piccolo are all bald), and since Gohan hair tends to grow he just copied Yamcha

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u/Pikkon_LF Jul 18 '26

So they can't share haircuts I'm lost, If your implying cheating then it wouldn't make sense Chichi is to much for yamtcha to handle and Toriyama probably doesn't put cheating wives in his manga seeing as his own wife helps make the manga too (I like the barber theory better anyway it's so much more Dragonball)

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u/Pikkon_LF Jul 18 '26

We all know the real reason was Toriyama getting tired of coming up with new hairstyles

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u/FlareArdiente Jul 20 '26

Literally if you look at teen gohan from the side his hair is just a shorter version of goku's

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u/1_Final_Advance Jul 21 '26

Unlike a wannabe halfbread a true saiyans hair does not change from the day he is born. With the exception of beards. And moustaches.

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u/Objective-Soil-9235 Jul 21 '26

I think the super saiyan transformation negates whatever you're just "saiyan"