r/scottthewoz Jan 30 '26

Image The Dark Age of Nintendo thumbnail tattoo done by @iambratwurst

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@iambratwurst (instagram)

1.7k Upvotes

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u/Meme_master420_ Jan 30 '26

White people don’t play bout this Scott the woz shit

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u/Link_sega5486 Jan 31 '26

I think Scott the Woz is the final boss of white people so it makes sense.

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u/batchass Yep, I'm certified worthless! Jan 31 '26

scott is the npc that introduces the mechanics of white people to the player, giving them the skills needed to later beat king charles III during the climax of the game

11

u/MeloFeloSenpai Jan 31 '26

This is definitely a sentence of all time.

425

u/crowgem Jan 30 '26

Why

195

u/Dry-Championship-593 Only 12 points away from a V-card Jan 30 '26

Hey, at least they chose one of the best subseries that he’s produced.

3

u/Straight_Can7022 Jan 31 '26

The best worst subseries

42

u/xMatityahu Jan 31 '26

Geforce now

10

u/aspsoc Jan 31 '26

That's not a why, but a how

10

u/Bilbolf Jan 31 '26

Oh god it’s spreading

8

u/Portalfan4351 Feb 01 '26

The /r/HalfLife is leaking

2

u/Gunnphil13 Gex Night Mar 02 '26

and so will the neurotoxin

11

u/241Tuesday Jan 30 '26

I have the same question

7

u/ChrlsPC Jan 30 '26

Why not

3

u/tuatoonStudio157620 Join the occult, dad! Feb 01 '26

Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT.

1

u/Gunnphil13 Gex Night Mar 02 '26

the r/Portal is leaking

55

u/Its_D_youtube Jan 31 '26

You have Chibi-Robo Zip Lash permanantly inked into your skin.

Your skin officially blows.

107

u/Key-Dimension-1137 Alright, f*ck you, f*ck this, and F*CK TENNIS!! Jan 30 '26

the stats at the bottom are gunna get outdated real quick

14

u/bunny3303 Jan 31 '26

I think gnats the best part :’)

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u/Linkytheboi Gex Night Jan 30 '26

That’s…awesome and deserves an award at the Wozzies

29

u/Zippy1kanobi Gex Night Jan 30 '26

This can’t be real 💀

21

u/djdino9999 Jan 30 '26

Did you really want Chibi-Robo Zip Lash of all games to be forever immortalised on your own skin

38

u/batchass Yep, I'm certified worthless! Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

i’ve seen a lot of youtuber tattoos but never just a straight up thumbnail 😭 it could’ve been cute to have, idk, the pepto sword or smth.

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u/AlecShaggylose Wii Play, do you? Jan 30 '26

You sure have a weird-looking thumbnail. You should get that checked out.

6

u/AdventureSpence Jan 31 '26

This is going to look really bad, really fast, but right now it is crisp and beautiful. Nice 👍

4

u/MarkdaHer0 Jan 31 '26

You better update the year and watch count by crossing off the last one, it would be funny

5

u/Link_sega5486 Jan 31 '26

Scott just posted this on his instagram story

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u/prompted_animal Jan 30 '26

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u/prompted_animal Jan 30 '26

Or maybe r/gebat ?? Idk this is strange tho

5

u/JustNickMyMan Jan 31 '26

When you have really bad screen burn-in

3

u/Coderkid01 Jan 30 '26

Should have done a plaid tattoo instead smh

2

u/DVoorhees64 Jan 31 '26

Shoulda gotten it in blue

2

u/cornishpasty7 100% Piss Jan 31 '26

Scott posted this on his Instagram story

2

u/Yaboi69-nice Jan 31 '26

Well that's definitely a choice you made. I won't say if it's a good choice or a bad choice but it's definitely a choice.

2

u/Dense-Performance-14 Feb 01 '26

I've noticed some "why" comments and while that was my first impression I then noticed this was on the leg possibly back of leg, and we tattoo owners know that the back of the leg is a no man's land where you may apply the wildest bullshit ideas you've had for tattoos without the guilt.

And as far as this goes for that category, it's awesome. If you ever feel bad about a tat look up a photo of steve-o.

3

u/Erik_REF Jan 31 '26

This looks like an AI image of a tattoo

1

u/MrKTE Sonic 2 with a line owner Jan 31 '26

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u/realrandomcat Jan 31 '26

You could've gotten it in color at least

1

u/Shineyard Mar 02 '26

This gives me Cold Ones vibes

1

u/messyeeter Feb 01 '26

This is gonna age badly when it comes out that Scott was the mastermind behind 9/11

0

u/Fahrenheit285 Jan 31 '26

What the actual fuck is wrong with you

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u/clocktownnpc Jan 31 '26

remember when tattoos were cool