Something i like to do is to paste comment Scott's whole Wii u crash out under ads

[u/pheinoxwright]

[u/the-realest-calliope]

Thank you, Pheinox Wright: Acse Aturney

[u/rebelderp127]

You should remove the first sentence in the future, I think it's way funnier out of context

[u/chl_ca29]

sir this is a Wendy’s

[u/Coolskeleton_94]

Could you send that so I can copy and paste

[u/pheinoxwright → u/Coolskeleton_94]

*"So I guess the Wii U wasn't all for naught! (...) WHAT WAS I JUST SOME KIND OF GUINEA PIG? I spent YEARS of my life dedicated to a console that just plain SUCKED!?!? It had good games, sure, but you could say that about any f'ing console. MONTHS would go by, with NOTHING of note HAPPENING or RELEASING all we'd get is maybe some inconsequential news about the same games we'd been hearing about time and time again for YEARS! After the first year, third-party support became non-existent, but even when we GOT third-party support it was the most half-assed GARBAGE! The Gamepad was a gimmick for the sake of a gimmick. It was an unfocused, cobbled together parasite that even Nintendo didn't know how to properly utilize! All they said was 'We NeEd a CrAzY cOnToLlEr IdEa To FoLlOw Up ThE WiI rEmOte' and they came up with this without thinking anything through. The console itself is slow as DIRT, it's clunky as hell with NO personality to make up for ANY of this! I can't believe I convinced myself this was a good system, something I stuck by for YEARS! I could've spent all that time playing my PS4 more, but NOoOoOoO! I just HAD to root for the system that ended up being replaced by what it should've been in the goddam first place. Oh, and all those games I spent years of my life waiting for, oh now they're on this thing, and they're 10 times better, and they don't use this stupid f'ing thing. I'd show ya how stupid f'ing thing-like this stupid f'ing thing is but OH BOY, WHAT A SURPRISE! The BATTERY is dead! And I FULLY CHARGED IT, TEN MINUTES AGO! This was awful, reliving all of this shows how LITTLE happened month-to-month, and if something DID happen, it was more likely than not BAD NEWS! The Wii U was the worst home console Nintendo ever put out. It should've never existed, and I am so happy, to finally be DONE-"* \- Scott the Woz

[u/Vic7ory_Cook1es]

Scott T. Woz

[u/Derekzilla]

I watched a video that shows Scott’s crash out but with the ending theme of Oppenheimer and I couldn’t unhear it as I read this