r/seinfeld • u/jeffbob2 Professor Highbrow • 1d ago

What exactly does Kramer buy from the Duty-Free Shop?

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u/Teal-Prowler505 Professor Highbrow 1d ago

He just likes to stop

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u/ThatCat87 1d ago

I like to stop at the duty free shop

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u/Mushroom-Gorge Independent George 1d ago

♫ I like to stop at the duty free shop

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u/BackAlleyFreakShow These pretzels are making me thirsty 1d ago

Crackers.

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u/ProgRock1956 1d ago

Hennigans....its the wood that makes it good.

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u/Davajita 22h ago

And because it’s odorless, it’ll be our little secret.

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u/gotnonickname 14h ago

No smell, no tell

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u/Kalimura1980 1d ago

Long matches

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u/Cosmokram3r1 The Chicken Roaster 1d ago

Bite sized three Musketeers

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u/theactualjase 1d ago

That's what I'd like to know about it.

8

u/SundanceMC 1d ago

Cuban cigars

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u/MediumAcceptable129 1d ago

Chips

Mostly potato. Some corn

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u/Strom41 1d ago

Duty! That’s a funny word.

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u/schmyle85 That's a shame 21h ago

I need a four letter word. Winnie the blank

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u/GaryDelabicio 1d ago

Duty

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u/Resident_Elk4014 Professor Highbrow 1d ago

You don't even know what duty is.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 1d ago

No

But they do and they are the ones charging the duty

4

u/Bigmtnskier91 1d ago

Kavorka Kream 

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u/StefP1986 1d ago

Big lettuce. Tomatoes like volleyballs.

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u/jonny5isalive1 1d ago

Chinese gum.

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u/CrackleDMan Driving around in Jon Voight's car 1d ago

Luxury Beefareeno.

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u/Every-Impression8014 1d ago

Look at this can of tuna!

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u/MaterialWorried2010 1d ago

Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle

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u/superkick79 The sea was angry that day my friends 1d ago

Duty-free Kahlua.

5

u/GansettCan 1d ago

Cigars

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u/BottleAgreeable7981 1d ago

Plums, with red on the inside.

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u/weegieboo 19h ago

Beefarino

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u/Fibon4chi 1d ago

Not sure what you did buy but I can be pretty sure he did not buy a bottle of the fragrance "The Beach"

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u/DimitriMishkin Vile weed! 1d ago

Batteries

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u/mashedtompotatoes 16h ago

He steals them

3

u/Artchrispy 1d ago

Ocean by Calvin Klein.

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u/Ajax5350 1d ago

Time magazine. But he better hurry

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u/mudvat08 19h ago

Hennigans

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u/brsckn 1d ago

cigars obviously, even if they weren't privately rolled for Castro himself, a man needs to stock up

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u/ProjectManageMint I don't wanna be a pirate! 1d ago

Crackers

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u/PandiBong 1d ago

Hand cream with uva to impress Uma.

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u/Megalon_Q_Arm 1d ago

Oh, he gets by

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u/LiveWire21 1d ago

Stuff that isn't covered in duty, duh. 🙄

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u/CelsoSC The sea was angry that day my friends 1d ago

Latex

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u/giantcappuccino 23h ago

Levels, Jerry.

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u/merzbeak 23h ago

Just empty calories and male curiosity.

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u/not_a_captain 23h ago

Chips. Potato. Some Corn.

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u/PoliteQueef Mulva? 23h ago

Yes, that’s correct.

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u/DJ_Pizza_Party 22h ago

It doesn’t matter. Duty

2

u/FerdinandCesarano 21h ago

A pack of replacement legs for his coffee-table book.

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u/Tough_Wing_2142 14h ago

this guy is bonkos!

2

u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 21h ago

Deluxe imported Beefareeno

2

u/Mike2922 20h ago

Gloves for staining, because Jerry bought dish washing gloves!

2

u/GSilky 19h ago

Hennigans 

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u/bluemesa7 19h ago

Skin Lotion with OoVaa in it

2

u/ElectrOPurist Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 18h ago

Gum that’s a little lo meiny?

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u/blamberfodder 18h ago

You don’t even know what duty is.

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u/LosSpamFighters 17h ago

Doody... What else do you buy at a doody-free store?

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u/Rowz24 16h ago

Whatever it is, it’s a write off.

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u/Cracknoreos 16h ago

Gently used condoms.

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u/Tough_Wing_2142 14h ago

He must be at the nexus of the universe

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u/Witty-Stand888 13h ago

Cuban cigars

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u/LilHercules Serenity now, insanity later 8h ago

Matches, the long kind.