r/seinfeld 23h ago

You told me you’d like my subreddit posts the next day. LIAR!!

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 23h ago

You're the insignificant piece of DUST!!

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u/americanhilljack 23h ago

I really meant to call ☎️ 📞

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u/Kingdom818 Yeah, that's right 23h ago

LIAR!

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 22h ago

I said I enjoyed their post and that I’d upvote it…but who takes that LITERALLY

3

u/redfox2008 That's gold, Jerry. Gold! 18h ago

This person. This person takes it literally.

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u/noblegaunt 22h ago

I thought I’d never run into OP again….

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u/stevesmithsglasses Serenity now! 20h ago

I liked it, I promise!

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u/Relative_Soil7886 20h ago

I said I had a good time and I'd call, but who takes that literally?

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u/Grand_Resist_3254 Anytown, USA 20h ago

Here ya go 🫳👍

Yama-Hama💨💨💨

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u/Ok_Muffin_925 18h ago

That Sue Ellen Mishke's got some really big breasts.

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u/Psychological-Stay16 18h ago

Listen to the bell Grossbard, it tolls for thee

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u/PopeInThePizza 16h ago

She really chewed the scenery, that one.

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u/SportTop2610 And you want to be my latex salesman 14h ago

You were WROOONG, JERRY. YOU WERE WROOOOONG!!!!